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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



did u kno that the water and milk is optional? or that the hamburger helper mixtape is good?

https://soundcloud.com/hamburgerhelper

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Op I am here to help




GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

Is Lotax black??? Somebody please help me.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Tenacious J posted:

Is Lotax black??? Somebody please help me.

You mean mad dog kyanka?





GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

Smash it Smash hit posted:

You mean mad dog kyanka?





GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

Yessss...? If that's the same guy as Dick "Big Kahuna Kyanka the Kali Kommander" Kyanka

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hamburger lift me up to the next level :cool:

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe

a hole-y ghost posted:

hamburger lift me up to the next level :cool:

hahah no thx

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i don't remember posting thi

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

drop trou and rub the hamburger helper powder over your meat & potatoes

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

social vegan posted:

i don't remember posting thi

the hamburger helper glove is up your rear end, controlling you as though you were a ventriloquist dummy

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

i don't remember posting thi

The first post or this post?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Hamburger Helper made a mixtape.

Here's one of their songs.

https://soundcloud.com/hamburgerhelper/feed-the-streets-prod-dequexatron-1000

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
"hamburger help me" is a good phrase, it rolls on my tongue well and bounces around my head like a lil latinx jumping bean inside a hitler tea kettle

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe

Gatekeeper posted:

"hamburger help me" is a good phrase, it rolls on my tongue well and bounces around my head like a lil latinx jumping bean inside a hitler tea kettle

muzzy

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
ugh stop ruining cool threads dare or I swear I'll murder courtney again

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the power of beef compels you! the power of beef compels you!

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe

Gatekeeper posted:

ugh stop ruining cool threads dare or I swear I'll murder courtney again

when u laugh at ur hs rivals death even when ur as ptsd as u and then brag about gang murder and my memory is as lucid and liquid as it is i definitely have visual memories ur hosed now wat

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



what if you could have a tasty treat for any meal in less than an hour raring to go affordable and for the whole family

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe
#Necrophag1st

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

social vegan posted:

what if you could have a tasty treat for any meal in less than an hour raring to go affordable and for the whole family
I'd say you're crazy, vegan!!!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



the whole family crowding around a spot on the floor where we put the beef and cheese

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I know this girl who tried to makr hamburger helper with fake vegetarian hamburger meat and it was a loving war crime

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

what if you could have a tasty treat for any meal in less than an hour raring to go affordable and for the whole family

I would probably buy that for a dollar




GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

social vegan posted:

the whole family crowding around a spot on the floor where we put the beef and cheese
grind an indentation into the floor where you pour in the beefy cheesy victuals

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I would probably buy that for a dollar




GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

spending wisely ic

GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



eat my helper off my framed Phd for a dissertation on HH's pomo deconstructionalist approach 2 lasagna and th enuclear family

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

social vegan posted:

eat my helper off my framed Phd for a dissertation on HH's pomo deconstructionalist approach 2 lasagna and th enuclear family
HH... Thats hail hitler :wth:

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe

social vegan posted:

eat my helper off my framed Phd for a dissertation on HH's pomo deconstructionalist approach 2 lasagna and th enuclear family

I GOT MY PHD FROM CHINA ANGELA AND TYLER SIGNED OFF ON IT LOL OWNED FAT PAT

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
the flavor packet is manufactured in the same plant that makes the littel plastic hooks for socks

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

the flavor packet is manufactured in the same plant that makes the littel plastic hooks for socks
What flavor are the hooks??

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
My hamburgers are just fine thank you v much. :smugbert:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

they should make another type called turkey burger helper, where it tells you to put in turkey instead of beef... they could double their profits!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I wonder if anyone ever got a handy beezy from the hamburger helper glove

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe
i cant wait to write more alt-lit poetics comedy books with markov bots now that i've been certified with a phd from Chinese university somethingawful new social dynamics new school of sociology. maybe fett will teach me how to be really funny tho #KOOSGROUP

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Good Grief posted:

when u laugh at ur hs rivals death even when ur as ptsd as u and then brag about gang murder and my memory is as lucid and liquid as it is i definitely have visual memories ur hosed now wat

I had no rivals in hs you dented can I was extremely popular and friends with everyone even rich snobby kristen marschauser

social vegan posted:

what if you could have a tasty treat for any meal in less than an hour raring to go affordable and for the whole family

this sounds a bit too fantastic even for me, a literal magick believer

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Nooner posted:

I wonder if anyone ever got a handy beezy from the hamburger helper glove

I've definitely thought about it a lot :^(

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe
rawr ur a murderer its settled then god bless

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe
and ur a rapist with a fart fetish gfg

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Good Grief posted:

rawr ur a murderer its settled then god bless

Good Grief posted:

and ur a rapist with a fart fetish gfg

holy macaroni

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Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY

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