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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014


*is 67*

*has 2 kids still in college*

*sits at cubicle and checks 401k account balance: $1.46*

*never bothered to contribute to 401k or any other investment vehicle*

*wife sends a text saying she's excited to retire*

*house needs a new roof*

*goes to employee bathroom and takes entire bottle of tylenol*

fivethree fucked around with this message at Sep 18, 2016 around 19:23

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

"Good thing I have bitcoin."

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


if you have two kids in college at retirement age you're probably rich and okay. Poor people gently caress early.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


*continues to moderate forum*

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

COMFY FLEECE SWEATERS ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

*keep working well into 70's, or death*

My organization is littered with those types. Everyone just wishes they'd drop dead.

redm
Feb 20, 2016

M

*quietly reads a newspaper while sipping from a coffee mug*

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Silent Majority
OPERATIVE


lol if your retirement plan is anything but drinking a bottle of tequila and shooting yourself

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois


redm posted:

*quietly reads a newspaper while sipping from a coffee mug*

quietly instigates a broken home for your children by revealing his 10 year tryst

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


"This is your fault you money sucking bitch!"


"It's those drat millennials and their sense of entitlement!"

redm
Feb 20, 2016

M

nobody speak posted:

quietly instigates a broken home for your children by revealing his 10 year tryst

nice post count

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois


redm posted:

nice post count

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

*sells home in secret*

*takes the money and runs off to brazil*

*gets AIDS from tranny whore*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois


*applies for government pension*
*elects politicians that give citizens enough money to live comfortably*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

fivethree posted:

*is 67*

*has 2 kids still in college*

*sits at cubicle and checks 401k account balance: $1.46*

*never bothered to contribute to 401k or any other investment vehicle*

*wife sends a text saying she's excited to retire*

*house needs a new roof*

*goes to employee bathroom and takes entire bottle of tylenol*

did you vote for Ron?

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois


we must cleanse the brown ppl of their idolatry #ZOOL

http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=682779

Robot Danger
Mar 18, 2012


I saw a documentary on this called Lethal Weapon. It really opened my eyes to the importance of planning for retirement.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

"Bianca, I know you whishes to have sexual intercourse with me. However I will not go through with it, as you smell too bad."

*Retires on comfortable state pension*

*Spends retirement writing angry letters to the newspapers demanding that other people's benefits be abolished*

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCWUBXv8PAk

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012


Buy a gun and then take your next paycheck and vanish into Mexico and then C. or South America.

I mean whatever if you're gonna kill yourself might as well do something fun first.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Blue Train posted:

lol if your retirement plan is anything but drinking a bottle of tequila and shooting yourself
Probably a nice brandy, but yeah, this.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Vote Republican no matter what

naem
May 29, 2011



Itt we are 2 out of 3 Americans

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

naem posted:

Itt we are 2 out of 3 Americans

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois


plenty of money to go around when u aren't a retard german rich white classist

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

nobody speak posted:

plenty of money to go around when u aren't a retard german rich white classist

you are the worst poster in every thread apparently

Raspberry Jam It In Me
Oct 29, 2011



Votes Trump cause it's somehow the Mexican's fault and Trump is the only candidate brave enough to say the truth

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you are the worst poster in every thread apparently

ty kindly *strokes fedoral hair*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

waitwhatno posted:

Votes Trump cause it's somehow the Mexican's fault and Trump is the only candidate brave enough to say the truth

Its the mexicans fault that Trump doesn't know what he is saying day to day.
Build the WALLL!

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Its the mexicans fault that Trump doesn't know what he is saying day to day.
Build the WALLL!

they should read Phrak magazine and learn how to make homemade absinthe at burning man also archive news groups

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005



*Chills, because my savings broke into 7 digits 10 years ago*

kecske
Feb 28, 2011



*contemplates what crime will result in a lengthy jail term but with least chance of getting murked by other angry convicts*

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


Kuato posted:

*keep working well into 70's, or death*

My organization is littered with those types. Everyone just wishes they'd drop dead.

I wish YOU would drop dead you piece of poo poo

Remove this avatar AT ONCE

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006


the government will fix it right?

jBrereton
May 29, 2013

JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO CRAM PEELED GRAPES INTO MY COUSIN'S MUSCULAR ASSHOLE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M A 19TH CENTURY RIVERBOAT PERVERT OF THE AMERICAN INTERIOR
________/



Grimey Drawer

Oh well I'll sell my house for s ridiculous.

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



Philadelphia: Where Super Bowl dreams go to Di

*adds subway tile backsplash to kitchen counter*

*resells house for 100k more than I paid for it*

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

I choose to expose myself

kecske posted:

*contemplates what crime will result in a lengthy jail term but with least chance of getting murked by other angry convicts*

Hit a cop with your car! but don't kill him, just wing him good.

Kenzie
Nov 29, 2002



*decides to hike across america to draw attention to self and to go on wonderful adventure to meet and help others and promote world peace and happiness across the heartland of america, while begging for money*

*makes it 10 miles down the highway, gets hit by truck*

*dies*

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006


Its ok huys soca security will be enough

Cockmaster
Feb 24, 2002


Supreme Allah posted:

Hit a cop with your car! but don't kill him, just wing him good.

Or record a cop behaving badly and then sue for false arrest.

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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!


*realizes the house has two HELOCs plus is in a rapidly deteriorating suburb where we were sold as a great investment opportunity and was $60,000 upside down on the mortgage from day 1*

*spent all of 401k to help wife open her dream business selling ugly dresses and costume jewelry to other old ladies, has made less than $1000 in 5 years of business*

*meth addict daughter has looted all the family antiquities from the house*

*hurls self off of parking garage roof 10 minutes after being fired for drinking at office desk*

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