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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Unfortunately, without the photo shop, I cannot make this a reality. But I can dream, (like Martin Luther King) and sometimes that is good enough. Thank you. Here is a picture of some yummy pretzel bites.





















(wait for it...)


























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Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
Pretzel bites are digusting

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
These pretzel bites are making me thirsty.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I think things would be way different since it needs to be relocated to Miami (mr 305)

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i like pretzels and bites but idk about combined

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Seinfeld sucks.
Pretzels suck.
Pitbulls are meh.

Sorry about your thread, OP.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

The summer of George would be a bloodbath

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
pretzel bites in some kind of beer-batter mustard sauce? God drat OP you're making me want to go to the bar tonight.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

George: Why does your puffy shirt have blood all over it Jerry?

Jerry: Because I ate a kid's face lol.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


put down the seinfeld

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
these dentastix are making me thirsty

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Jerry: Woof
(Kramer bursts into the room and fucks Jerry)

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
Soft pretzels and marinara dipping sauce are da bomb!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
blame the deed not the breed

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

FalloutGod posted:

Soft pretzels and marinara dipping sauce are da bomb!

eating a bullet would be a faster form of suicide than this

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
whats the deal with mauling?

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
gently caress you pretzel face

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
i hope pitbulls eat your firstborn, raw

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
this mauling ... is making me thirsty

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Goddamn why doesn't dare poo poo up stupid threads like this one?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

George: Do you think she'd yada yada ate an innocent person's face?
Elaine: I've yada yada'd eaten an innocent persons face!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
but are you master of your domain?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

The soup nazi would have lost his face when he refused to serve soup.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Two kegs of those sourdough pretzels they sell at Costco would be worth more to me than the life of any individual stranger.

naem
May 29, 2011

These kids faces are making me

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

What's the deal with the poop on the bathroom floor? Ayyy lmao

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Kramer: *throws open door to Jerry's apartment* DALÉ

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Pretend I posted a photoshopped picture of the Seinfeld cast but all their faces have been replaced by the face of hip hop artist "Pitbull"

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

serenity bow wow

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

Pretend I posted a photoshopped picture of the Seinfeld cast but all their faces have been replaced by the face of hip hop artist "Pitbull"

It's me Jerry! Mr. Whorl wide!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



another cool shirt from urban outfitters

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



polarid of a crochet picture framed on a wall that says "I know you don't want me -pitbull" on a pre-ripped sleeveless t shirt sold as a combo pack w a plastic visor for 60 dollars

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I believe in unconditional love and random acts of charity and so I'm rating this incredibly lovely thread a 5. You're welcome, OP.

e: okay, a 4

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Did someone say shitbull yet? Hehe



GBS KING
:fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!"

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

FalloutGod posted:

Soft pretzels and marinara dipping sauce are da bomb!

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5

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Pitbull is the biggest loving douchebag in the world.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
The more hate pitbull gets the more I like him

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garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
This show's really gone to the dogs! ha hah a a ha haha ha ha hah ahah ah ah

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