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Name for Jastiger's Baby of Northern Aggression
Sherman Tecumseh
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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


Skin to skin! Also the shirt was dirty.

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RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.

Nap Ghost

I'm partial to Quetzalcoatl

Stealthgerbil
Dec 15, 2004


name your kid 'poop fart'. its a good name.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

You steal the secret of life and death and here you are, trysting with a bubble-headed co-ed.


this is my kid Oliver yesterday when he was 12 days old in 1 hour and 8 minutes he will be 2 weeks old

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Celluloid Sam posted:

this is my kid Oliver yesterday when he was 12 days old in 1 hour and 8 minutes he will be 2 weeks old



awww hes reading gbs im familiar w that expression

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


My kid is still up. First night home and hes gassy ugh.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Grats.

I suggest IOWA CHOP.

All caps.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



can you imagine the horror of jastiger being your dad lol

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Des moines is a great "city" to grow up in.

If you like boredom.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

This Australia Day I would like to give thanks for a worldwide return to sanity, as demonstrated by President Trump, Brexit, Senators Hanson and Leyonhjelm, One Nation outpolling the Greens, and the the demodding of EM.

Not a good time to be a rabid leftist lol.


Change you and your wife's surname to Sherman by deed poll and then call your son William Tecumseh. Then obliterate Atlanta with a nuclear weapon.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

weedlord420

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


Jastiger posted:

My kid is still up. First night home and hes gassy ugh.

I thought u had a daughter!? Glowing-fish tricked me! You're out of the daughter's club now!

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles


Flush it down the toilet

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013



Sherman Bonerhitler

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



Canned Ferret

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Why aren't you wearing a shirt in that picture?

Breastfeeding is better for the baby.

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005

Grand Hammer of the Exquisition.


"I like the new, coherent, dare." (TK-42-1, 05.06.2016)

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Also name hint trampoline Keith


Trampoline Keith is clearly a dog's name.

The kid should be named Trampoline Lassie

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


Ork of Fiction posted:

I thought u had a daughter!? Glowing-fish tricked me! You're out of the daughter's club now!

I have both.


The idea on obliterating Atlanta is appealing but we arent a nuclear family. What other options are there to rain destruction on the South as a family?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


im gaye posted:

can you imagine the horror of jastiger being your dad lol

*holds babe up to the sunrise in the window of their 4th floor room at the La Quinta while the a/c gets fixed*



everything the corn touches is yours

cnut
May 3, 2016


Sherman T. Potter

tough stains
May 23, 2007

Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.


Scherman von Zombaby

my bat mitzvah ROCKED
Mar 13, 2002



Jefferson Davis Jr

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


vols bitch posted:

Jefferson Davis Jr

loving child abuser spotted.


My wife is breastfeeding and all that comes out is gravy. Iowa owns.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

I'm a love albatross


You need to give the kid a good strong middle name. Something like Robocop, or Megatron.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





call him Shitbrick Bonanza

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



Canned Ferret

Jastiger posted:

My wife is breastfeeding and all that comes out is gravy. Iowa owns.

Have you sucked up some titty milk yet or did you get that out of your system with the first baby?

my bat mitzvah ROCKED
Mar 13, 2002



How about 0-12 2016

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014


Harambe McBlumpkin

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011



Believe it or not Jastiger, I bought and ate something called an "Iowa chop" from the hyvee meat department this weekend- it was pretty good. Congratulations on your new kid

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


Captain Yossarian posted:

Believe it or not Jastiger, I bought and ate something called an "Iowa chop" from the hyvee meat department this weekend- it was pretty good. Congratulations on your new kid

Glad ya enjoyed it.

Re: breast milk, i was a stay at home dad for thr first 10 months of my first kid. Mom pumped and i fed. Let me tell you, breast milk smells, tastes, and even looks totally gross. I dont get how people can even joke about it unless they have had absolutely zero contact with it.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


A new av too. How fitting.

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Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


do you people actually think this whole thing through before you start breeding?

the family middle name is a great idea if you are aristocracy living in england in 1200 AD....i'm sure that family name is going to matter at all ever

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