Just had my second kid- Need GBS Help on official Nickname.

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Name for Jastiger's Baby of Northern Aggression
	Sherman Tecumseh
	Sherman North
	Sherman Wrath
	Sherman Iowa
	Sherman Dunham
	Sherman Goku
	Something not Sherman (Confederate Slave-Holding Sympathizer Identifier Option)

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Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Skin to skin! Also the shirt was dirty.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:48

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 04:43

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

I'm partial to Quetzalcoatl

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:03

Stealthgerbil: Dec 15, 2004

name your kid 'poop fart'. its a good name.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:03

Sid Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

this is my kid Oliver yesterday when he was 12 days old in 1 hour and 8 minutes he will be 2 weeks old

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:06

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Celluloid Sam posted:

this is my kid Oliver yesterday when he was 12 days old in 1 hour and 8 minutes he will be 2 weeks old

awww

hes reading gbs im familiar w that expression

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:09

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

My kid is still up. First night home and hes gassy ugh.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:22

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

Grats.

I suggest IOWA CHOP.

All caps.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:27

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

can you imagine the horror of jastiger being your dad lol

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:38

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

Des moines is a great "city" to grow up in.

If you like boredom.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:40

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Thank You

Change you and your wife's surname to Sherman by deed poll and then call your son William Tecumseh. Then obliterate Atlanta with a nuclear weapon.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:45

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

weedlord420

# ? Sep 19, 2016 07:35

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013; In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!

Jastiger posted:

My kid is still up. First night home and hes gassy ugh.

I thought u had a daughter!? Glowing-fish tricked me! You're out of the daughter's club now!

# ? Sep 19, 2016 07:37

Big Centipede: Mar 20, 2009; it tingles

Flush it down the toilet

# ? Sep 19, 2016 08:00

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013

the great deceiver posted:

weedlord420

Sherman Bonerhitler

# ? Sep 19, 2016 08:00

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010; down syndrome has a weird gender split where the girls tend to be uncomfortably promiscuous but the boys are often uninterested, so they are usually on the hunt for boys; Hair Elf

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Why aren't you wearing a shirt in that picture?

Breastfeeding is better for the baby.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 10:01

autoaim.cfg: Aug 6, 2005; WHINY SHITHEAD
*drops mic*

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Also name hint trampoline Keith

Trampoline Keith is clearly a dog's name.

The kid should be named Trampoline Lassie

# ? Sep 19, 2016 10:58

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

I thought u had a daughter!? Glowing-fish tricked me! You're out of the daughter's club now!

I have both.

The idea on obliterating Atlanta is appealing but we arent a nuclear family. What other options are there to rain destruction on the South as a family?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 11:50

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [A]sk me about OS/2 WARP

im gaye posted:

can you imagine the horror of jastiger being your dad lol

*holds babe up to the sunrise in the window of their 4th floor room at the La Quinta while the a/c gets fixed*

everything the corn touches is yours

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:27

cnut: May 3, 2016

Sherman T. Potter

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:30

tough stains: May 23, 2007; Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.

Scherman von Zombaby

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:31

my bat mitzvah ROCKED: Mar 13, 2002; We're still wearing the fucking hats!

Jefferson Davis Jr

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:33

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

Jefferson Davis Jr

loving child abuser spotted.

My wife is breastfeeding and all that comes out is gravy. Iowa owns.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:38

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE

You need to give the kid a good strong middle name. Something like Robocop, or Megatron.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:39

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

call him Shitbrick Bonanza

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:39

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010; down syndrome has a weird gender split where the girls tend to be uncomfortably promiscuous but the boys are often uninterested, so they are usually on the hunt for boys; Hair Elf

Jastiger posted:

My wife is breastfeeding and all that comes out is gravy. Iowa owns.

Have you sucked up some titty milk yet or did you get that out of your system with the first baby?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:40

my bat mitzvah ROCKED: Mar 13, 2002; We're still wearing the fucking hats!

How about 0-12 2016

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:41

fivethree: Jul 28, 2014

Harambe McBlumpkin

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:44

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Believe it or not Jastiger, I bought and ate something called an "Iowa chop" from the hyvee meat department this weekend- it was pretty good. Congratulations on your new kid

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:46

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Captain Yossarian posted:

Believe it or not Jastiger, I bought and ate something called an "Iowa chop" from the hyvee meat department this weekend- it was pretty good. Congratulations on your new kid

Glad ya enjoyed it.

Re: breast milk, i was a stay at home dad for thr first 10 months of my first kid. Mom pumped and i fed. Let me tell you, breast milk smells, tastes, and even looks totally gross. I dont get how people can even joke about it unless they have had absolutely zero contact with it.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:56

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

A new av too. How fitting.

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Robot Pride: Aug 2, 2010; by exmarx

do you people actually think this whole thing through before you start breeding?

the family middle name is a great idea if you are aristocracy living in england in 1200 AD....i'm sure that family name is going to matter at all ever

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:02

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