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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > GBS Graveyard > Just had my second kid- Need GBS Help on official Nickname.
Name for Jastiger's Baby of Northern Aggression
Sherman Tecumseh
Sherman North
Sherman Wrath
Sherman Iowa
Sherman Dunham
Sherman Goku
Something not Sherman (Confederate Slave-Holding Sympathizer Identifier Option)
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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


 Skin to skin! Also the shirt was dirty.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:48
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RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.

Nap Ghost

 I'm partial to Quetzalcoatl

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Stealthgerbil
Dec 15, 2004


 name your kid 'poop fart'. its a good name.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:03
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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Father of two, much more a dunce than the baby


 this is my kid Oliver yesterday when he was 12 days old in 1 hour and 8 minutes he will be 2 weeks old
# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:06
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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Celluloid Sam posted:

this is my kid Oliver yesterday when he was 12 days old in 1 hour and 8 minutes he will be 2 weeks old



awww hes reading gbs im familiar w that expression

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:09
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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


 My kid is still up. First night home and hes gassy ugh.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:22
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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

 Grats.

I suggest IOWA CHOP.

All caps.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:27
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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



 can you imagine the horror of jastiger being your dad lol

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:38
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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

 Des moines is a great "city" to grow up in.

If you like boredom.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:40
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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Thank You


 Change you and your wife's surname to Sherman by deed poll and then call your son William Tecumseh. Then obliterate Atlanta with a nuclear weapon.

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

 weedlord420

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!

Jastiger posted:

My kid is still up. First night home and hes gassy ugh.

I thought u had a daughter!? Glowing-fish tricked me! You're out of the daughter's club now!

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Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles


 Flush it down the toilet

# ? Sep 19, 2016 08:00
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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

the great deceiver posted:

weedlord420

Sherman Bonerhitler
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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010




Hair Elf

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Why aren't you wearing a shirt in that picture?

Breastfeeding is better for the baby.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 10:01
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autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
WHINY SHITHEAD
*drops mic*

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Also name hint trampoline Keith


Trampoline Keith is clearly a dog's name.

The kid should be named Trampoline Lassie

# ? Sep 19, 2016 10:58
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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

I thought u had a daughter!? Glowing-fish tricked me! You're out of the daughter's club now!

I have both.


The idea on obliterating Atlanta is appealing but we arent a nuclear family. What other options are there to rain destruction on the South as a family?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 11:50
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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP

im gaye posted:

can you imagine the horror of jastiger being your dad lol

*holds babe up to the sunrise in the window of their 4th floor room at the La Quinta while the a/c gets fixed*



everything the corn touches is yours

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cnut
May 3, 2016


 Sherman T. Potter

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tough stains
May 23, 2007

Desire gets the upper hand over insight and foresight and the results are often needless entanglement.


 Scherman von Zombaby

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my bat mitzvah ROCKED
Mar 13, 2002

We're still wearing the fucking hats!


 Jefferson Davis Jr

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

Jefferson Davis Jr

loving child abuser spotted.


My wife is breastfeeding and all that comes out is gravy. Iowa owns.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:38
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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


 You need to give the kid a good strong middle name. Something like Robocop, or Megatron.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:39
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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





 call him Shitbrick Bonanza

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010




Hair Elf

Jastiger posted:

My wife is breastfeeding and all that comes out is gravy. Iowa owns.

Have you sucked up some titty milk yet or did you get that out of your system with the first baby?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:40
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED
Mar 13, 2002

We're still wearing the fucking hats!


 How about 0-12 2016

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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014


 Harambe McBlumpkin

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


 Believe it or not Jastiger, I bought and ate something called an "Iowa chop" from the hyvee meat department this weekend- it was pretty good. Congratulations on your new kid

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Yossarian posted:

Believe it or not Jastiger, I bought and ate something called an "Iowa chop" from the hyvee meat department this weekend- it was pretty good. Congratulations on your new kid

Glad ya enjoyed it.

Re: breast milk, i was a stay at home dad for thr first 10 months of my first kid. Mom pumped and i fed. Let me tell you, breast milk smells, tastes, and even looks totally gross. I dont get how people can even joke about it unless they have had absolutely zero contact with it.

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


 A new av too. How fitting.

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Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


 do you people actually think this whole thing through before you start breeding?

the family middle name is a great idea if you are aristocracy living in england in 1200 AD....i'm sure that family name is going to matter at all ever

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