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Skin to skin! Also the shirt was dirty.
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# ? Jun 18, 2025 09:59 |
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I'm partial to Quetzalcoatl
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name your kid 'poop fart'. its a good name.
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this is my kid Oliver yesterday when he was 12 days old in 1 hour and 8 minutes he will be 2 weeks old![]()
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Celluloid Sam posted:this is my kid Oliver yesterday when he was 12 days old in 1 hour and 8 minutes he will be 2 weeks old awww ![]()
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My kid is still up. First night home and hes gassy ugh.
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Grats. I suggest IOWA CHOP. All caps.
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can you imagine the horror of jastiger being your dad lol
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Des moines is a great "city" to grow up in. If you like boredom.
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Change you and your wife's surname to Sherman by deed poll and then call your son William Tecumseh. Then obliterate Atlanta with a nuclear weapon.
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weedlord420
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Jastiger posted:My kid is still up. First night home and hes gassy ugh. I thought u had a daughter!? Glowing-fish tricked me! You're out of the daughter's club now!
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Flush it down the toilet
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the great deceiver posted:weedlord420 Sherman Bonerhitler
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Why aren't you wearing a shirt in that picture? Breastfeeding is better for the baby.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Also name hint trampoline Keith Trampoline Keith is clearly a dog's name. The kid should be named Trampoline Lassie
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Ork of Fiction posted:I thought u had a daughter!? Glowing-fish tricked me! You're out of the daughter's club now! I have both. The idea on obliterating Atlanta is appealing but we arent a nuclear family. What other options are there to rain destruction on the South as a family?
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im gaye posted:can you imagine the horror of jastiger being your dad lol *holds babe up to the sunrise in the window of their 4th floor room at the La Quinta while the a/c gets fixed* everything the corn touches is yours
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Sherman T. Potter
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Scherman von Zombaby
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Jefferson Davis Jr
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vols bitch posted:Jefferson Davis Jr loving child abuser spotted. My wife is breastfeeding and all that comes out is gravy. Iowa owns.
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You need to give the kid a good strong middle name. Something like Robocop, or Megatron.
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call him Shitbrick Bonanza
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Jastiger posted:My wife is breastfeeding and all that comes out is gravy. Iowa owns. Have you sucked up some titty milk yet or did you get that out of your system with the first baby?
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How about 0-12 2016
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Harambe McBlumpkin
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Believe it or not Jastiger, I bought and ate something called an "Iowa chop" from the hyvee meat department this weekend- it was pretty good. Congratulations on your new kid
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Captain Yossarian posted:Believe it or not Jastiger, I bought and ate something called an "Iowa chop" from the hyvee meat department this weekend- it was pretty good. Congratulations on your new kid Glad ya enjoyed it. Re: breast milk, i was a stay at home dad for thr first 10 months of my first kid. Mom pumped and i fed. Let me tell you, breast milk smells, tastes, and even looks totally gross. I dont get how people can even joke about it unless they have had absolutely zero contact with it.
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A new av too. How fitting.
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oval office shredding life ruiner
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# ? Jun 18, 2025 09:59 |
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do you people actually think this whole thing through before you start breeding? the family middle name is a great idea if you are aristocracy living in england in 1200 AD....i'm sure that family name is going to matter at all ever
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