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Name for Jastiger's Baby of Northern Aggression
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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

name her la-a lol

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


Robot Pride posted:

do you people actually think this whole thing through before you start breeding?

the family middle name is a great idea if you are aristocracy living in england in 1200 AD....i'm sure that family name is going to matter at all ever

Its a good idea if you want your son to strike fear into evil Confederates at the mere utterance of his name.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Jastiger posted:

Its a good idea if you want your son to strike fear into evil Confederates at the mere utterance of his name.

coming from a guy that graduated from the college that literally started the civil war by firing canons on the union supply ship star of the west and has BBQ tattooed in his lip, it's not the least bit scary

any fear that could possibly come out of this situation at all is the idea of millennials breeding

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


Robot Pride posted:

coming from a guy that graduated from the college that literally started the civil war by firing canons on the union supply ship star of the west and has BBQ tattooed in his lip, it's not the least bit scary

any fear that could possibly come out of this situation at all is the idea of millennials breeding

Lol look at this piece of poo poo proud of representing evil and the best he can do is make vague bitching noises about "millenials".

Gonna drink some Northern Spirits to celebrate your defeat tonight. So will my son, he is beast mode.

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe


Did someone say Stonewall yet? Stonewall like Jackson or if he's gay like the stonewall inn.

Tex is a good nickname but he's probably not cool enough for it.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

Robot Pride posted:

- has BBQ tattooed in his lip

lmao you loving retard

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011


I like ripping on Jastiger as much as the next guy, but is someone really defending the South ITT? Smdh....

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

hhey wook ah ma wip hahoo

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

name your crotchling after the best old dead black guy you piece of poo poo

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

"everyone look at me. i can reproduce. i'm specail. i'm the best at making a babie. i need the most attention. i am great. god is great allhu ackbar. death to the west. death to america. we have these anthrax. black lives matter. waaa waaa waaa." - you

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Captain Yossarian posted:

I like ripping on Jastiger as much as the next guy, but is someone really defending the South ITT? Smdh....

just because i'm from the south doesn't mean i'm defending it

not sure how that logical leap was made but thanks for calling me a POS for it

and jastiger is the one that wants to name is son after an unrepentant racist

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

me, looking at peeled-down lip with 'O88 on it: cool

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011


Robot Pride posted:

just because i'm from the south doesn't mean i'm defending it

not sure how that logical leap was made but thanks for calling me a POS for it

and jastiger is the one that wants to name is son after an unrepentant racist

I didn't call you a POS friend, I think maybe you should chill out?

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Jastiger posted:

Lol look at this piece of poo poo proud of representing evil and the best he can do is make vague bitching noises about "millenials".

Gonna drink some Northern Spirits to celebrate your defeat tonight. So will my son, he is beast mode.

In December, 1859, Sherman wrote, “I would not if I could abolish or modify slavery. . . . Negros (sic) in the great numbers that exist here must of necessity be slaves.” To his wife, he wrote, “Like Burton in ‘Toodles’ I say, ‘drat the niggers.’ . . .” These were by no means drunken aberrations, but lifelong bedrock beliefs.

nice loving name

keep breeding, poo poo head

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011


"nice meltdown"

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


abort that child now if you still can before he finds out who his father is

e:

quote:

In like fashion, Sherman denigrated Jews: Fellman speaks of “his assumptions about the inferiority of the whole race of blacks that fitted them for slavery. This racialism was in large part replicated . . . in Sherman’s opinions of the Jews. He blamed the war on blacks as he blamed it on Jews. . . .”

In a letter to his wife, on August 20, 1862, he wrote, “The cause of the war is not alone in the friend of the family, but in the mercenary spirit of our countrymen.” Fellman explains: “For Sherman, the personification of this evil mercenary spirit was the speculator, and the speculator was the Jew.”

Drenched in so much racist garbage, you will probably not be surprised to learn that Sherman could have been insane. During the war, friendly biographer Fellman writes, “. . . Sherman could neither run a theater of command nor hold himself together. He fell into what we would now consider a clinical depression, and on November 9 was removed from command in disgrace. This catastrophe and its aftermath were the nadir of Sherman’s career and of his life.”

Robot Pride fucked around with this message at Sep 19, 2016 around 20:33

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


Captain Yossarian posted:

"nice meltdown"



All you say is true. But...... Sherman was the ultimate anti hero, yet what his myth stands for is the utter destruction of the most (or second most) evil regime in modern times.

So yeah i think he was a shithead but he was a shithead who killed a lot of actual evil shitheads.

Were my son would be half as lucky

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011


Lol did you mean to quote me? I'm v confused by what's going on here

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

JiveHonky posted:

"everyone look at me. i can reproduce. i'm specail. i'm the best at making a babie. i need the most attention. i am great. god is great allhu ackbar. death to the west. death to america. we have these anthrax. black lives matter. waaa waaa waaa." - you

i didnt say no poo poo like that my dude

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


JiveHonky posted:

"everyone look at me. i can reproduce. i'm specail. i'm the best at making a babie. i need the most attention. i am great. god is great allhu ackbar. death to the west. death to america. we have these anthrax. black lives matter. waaa waaa waaa." - you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPHnT-hkzKo

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


I meant to echo you. The rest was for the other guy.


He sounds like a republican. "B b b but [figure] said something mildly bad therefor this [terrible happening] is just as bad as [actual evil intentional deed]"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

even with all that said i would still rather hang out with the depressed racist guy than the guy who thought that it would be cool to tattoo "BBQ" in his lip

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Claude Wayne

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Nooner posted:

even with all that said i would still rather hang out with the depressed racist guy than the guy who thought that it would be cool to tattoo "BBQ" in his lip

your premise is flawed

like anyone wants to hang out with you to begin with

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


Wtf is this bbq lip talk i dont get it

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


name him sherman calhoun so you can name him after both a psychotic racist from the north and the south

like buffet of bad names

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

Jastiger posted:

Wtf is this bbq lip talk i dont get it

Robot Pride has a tattoo in his lip that says "BBQ". He did this because he is from the South apparently.

Not doing much for his argument imo

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


Nooner posted:

Robot Pride has a tattoo in his lip that says "BBQ". He did this because he is from the South apparently.

Not doing much for his argument imo

Lol what a joke

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

Jastiger posted:

Lol what a joke

The joke is the South and this guy is the punchline

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES

how dare u assign xir a gender

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


my lip is only visible if i roll out down for people to see

that kid is going to be hosed up publicly forever

post that birth certificate once you get done asking a comedy forum how to name your retarded child so i can laugh

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


Here he is drawing up battle plans on how best to take the Alabama statehouse and burn it down.

https://i.imgur.com/a/6TM0K

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party


how 'bout

lil' enjoyable human being

in honor of his father

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Robot Pride posted:

my lip is only visible if i roll out down for people to see

that kid is going to be hosed up publicly forever

post that birth certificate once you get done asking a comedy forum how to name your retarded child so i can laugh

how the gently caress did you manage to become the most embarassing poster in a jastiger thread

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


whoflungpoop posted:

how the gently caress did you manage to become the most embarassing poster in a jastiger thread

Lol coming from you, doesnt mean much, scrub.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Jastiger posted:

Lol coming from you, doesnt mean much, scrub.

sorry but your reign of being the most self owning guy in gbs is over you've been impeached

its time for you to give a nixon wave on the stairs as you board your wife's revival tent sized vagina and fly away into quiet retirement

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i've got a knuckleduster RIBS SAUS

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011


Let's all touch each other's noodles

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

Captain Yossarian posted:

Let's all touch each other's noodles

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MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015



Tex

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