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Name for Jastiger's Baby of Northern Aggression
Sherman Tecumseh
Sherman North
Sherman Wrath
Sherman Iowa
Sherman Dunham
Sherman Goku
Something not Sherman (Confederate Slave-Holding Sympathizer Identifier Option)
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Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Hell Yeah posted:

i've got a knuckleduster RIBS SAUS

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!


Pillbug

gastiger

Jebediah
Oct 7, 2009


Grimey Drawer

I'm going to laugh my rear end off if you go with Goku.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005


Robot Pride posted:

my lip is only visible if i roll out down for people to see

Why did you ever decide to get that tattoo in the first place is what I'm wondering

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

proof of concept posted:

Why did you ever decide to get that tattoo in the first place is what I'm wondering

needed to have BBQ in his mouth 24/7

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Nooner posted:

needed to have BBQ in his mouth 24/7

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


whoflungpoop posted:

sorry but your reign of being the most self owning guy in gbs is over you've been impeached

its time for you to give a nixon wave on the stairs as you board your wife's revival tent sized vagina and fly away into quiet retirement

Gonna retire in texas just so I can be your next door neighbor. Will still vacation in beautiful Iowa though.


New development with my son: he can't stand to be in gray, only union blue

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

2 generations of gimmick

Safety Scissors
Feb 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


satanic splash-back posted:

i wouldn't even bother with a name until it picks a gender

This could easily be overcome by naming the kid Sheman instead of Sherman.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009



Spud 'Aggro' Muldoon.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011


Jastiger posted:

Gonna retire in texas just so I can be your next door neighbor. Will still vacation in beautiful Iowa though.


New development with my son: he can't stand to be in gray, only union blue

God bless

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


If you want him to be real popular in Iowa, you could call him dilaudid or oxycodone.

Banano
Jan 10, 2005



Soiled Meat

put a shirt on you disgusting creature

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017
Probation
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Ork of Fiction posted:

If you want him to be real popular in Iowa, you could call him dilaudid or oxycodone.

lmao

Mammal Sauce
Apr 26, 2004

My Mammal Sauce is the best Mammal Sauce
I spread Mammal Sauce on my wang
We make Mammal Sauce in Bill William's loft
And we eat a bucket of Tang

Banano posted:

put a shirt on you disgusting creature

It's good for the baby.

Cheap Shot
Aug 15, 2006

Help BIP learn gun?



Squirmin' Sherman

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009




Keep the shirt off, glad to see u are breastfeeding naturally!

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER


Taco Defender

Ork of Fiction posted:

If you want him to be real popular in Iowa, you could call him dilaudid or oxycodone.

I don't get the joke, but I'm Iowan and I love getting dilaudid on my emergency room trips. Maybe that is the joke.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



Jastiger posted:

My wife is breastfeeding and all that comes out is gravy.

and i thought MY wife was fat!

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


My wife is losing weight that way. She is very fit now.

As for the name, we are leaning towards Sherman Tecumseh but i am trying to push in as an option Sherman Kakarot. Kind of a secret goku

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017
Probation
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Goku would be less embarrassing dude

Rape Stink
Feb 14, 2012


rear end in a top hat pussyfart cum goblin

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


Node posted:

I don't get the joke, but I'm Iowan and I love getting dilaudid on my emergency room trips. Maybe that is the joke.

I'm making reference to the ongoing crisis of opiate abuse in the midwest, but I think your interpretation also works because everyone likes dilaudid it's the poo poo.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





could u call him N**g* Jim?

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER


Taco Defender

Ork of Fiction posted:

I'm making reference to the ongoing crisis of opiate abuse in the midwest, but I think your interpretation also works because everyone likes dilaudid it's the poo poo.

I would like to partake in this crisis. Purely to spread awareness of course. Now I need to find a way to get dilaudid regularly and not just when I have a kidney stone or diverticulitis.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009




social vegan posted:

could u call him N**g* Jim?

Naggr Jim?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



i think the hierarchy of autistic endeavors is something like this

1. trains
2. civil war poo poo
3. gbs

y/n??

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



there was a guy at my old work he wore s union replica cap and didnt bathe

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014






ya

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


You live in the Union though, nerd.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

Hi guys I've realized that Judaism is the right way to go and i'm converting!!! I'm making aliyah to Israel and want some hot guys to "cum" with me I hope they have gloryholes in Tel Aviv! Shalom!

god youre ugly

Glenn Quebec
Oct 30, 2005

by Lowtax


Jastiger...that picture. Dude, get your infant off of something awful.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

Hi guys I've realized that Judaism is the right way to go and i'm converting!!! I'm making aliyah to Israel and want some hot guys to "cum" with me I hope they have gloryholes in Tel Aviv! Shalom!

i cant believehe posted that...

RocktheCaulk
Mar 10, 2014


Who was the bad rear end dude on Little Round Top? Chamberlain? Sherman Chamberlin Jastiger.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

lol forever

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


My kids are actually cute and cool and I'm super proud of them, thanks!

Glenn Quebec
Oct 30, 2005

by Lowtax


I'm glad you're proud and you love your Internet points but come on, some stuff should be sacred. Don't post a picture of your newborn, or your wife, or a family member.

But since you did. You're both ugly.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

Hi guys I've realized that Judaism is the right way to go and i'm converting!!! I'm making aliyah to Israel and want some hot guys to "cum" with me I hope they have gloryholes in Tel Aviv! Shalom!

yeah internet validation is important but keep your kids out of it you dumby

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Blacktoll posted:

But since you did. You're both ugly.
to be fair to the baby, almost no newborn looks cute for the first month or so and the lil guy in question never asked to share appearance influencing genes with a nearsighted pubic potato

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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax


sherman is such a lovely name christ dude

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