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How about a perfectly bland name like John Paul so he has an advantage over other kids in life with stupid names and legitimately has an easier time getting dates with girls.
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Blacktoll posted:I'm glad you're proud and you love your Internet points but come on, some stuff should be sacred. Don't post a picture of your newborn, or your wife, or a family member. but I do this all the time and everyone loves me
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Celluloid Sam posted:but I do this all the time and everyone loves me youre not the op
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Celluloid Sam posted:but I do this all the time and everyone loves me yeah but we like y e beaten
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Your baby is cute and you're way less fat than I expected ![]()
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Nelson Mandingo posted:How about a perfectly bland name like John Paul so he has an advantage over other kids in life with stupid names and legitimately has an easier time getting dates with girls. John Paul isn't a perfectly bland name. John is, Paul is, John Paul is not. People are gonna think you're hardline catholics or something. No, what you really need to do is pick something that's bland but not too common so Michael is out of the question, but a name like Ray or Goku is the way to go.
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just call it Garbage Boy
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Doctor Dogballs posted:just call it Garbage Boy dad?
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KomodoWagon posted:John Paul isn't a perfectly bland name. John is, Paul is, John Paul is not. People are gonna think you're hardline catholics or something. No, what you really need to do is pick something that's bland but not too common so Michael is out of the question, but a name like Ray or Goku is the way to go. Another one for Goku. Name is growing on me more and more. A general who defeats evil slave holders with kamehameha waves. Whoflungpoo, pls stop hitting on ne. You always find my posts, and like a 5th grsde crush, you're always right there to poke at me. Its ok, youre cute too, ill go to the dance with you, you dont have to pick at me to get attention.
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Sherman Dumham
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Sherman Lee
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Ethel Shmerman
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Sherman is a last name.
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Doctor Schnabel posted:god youre ugly
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Jastiger posted:Whoflungpoo, pls stop hitting on ne. You always find my posts, and like a 5th grsde crush, you're always right there to poke at me. Its ok, youre cute too, ill go to the dance with you, you dont have to pick at me to get attention. im telling your wife
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whoflungpoop posted:im telling your wife i'll probably see his wife later so i can do this it's no problem.
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for sex
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hehe that baby does kinda look like you Hell Yeah with its boney frame and pale complexion and all GBS KING ![]() "and the kingin is gooooooood!"
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whoflungpoop posted:im telling your wife Oooo intrigue. My wife is pissed cuz both kids look like me and not her. Its great.
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Babies don't look like anyone. They are like a deflated balloon made out of human.
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Why don't you just call him William? It's the dude's actual name, and it's a regular name for normal humans. Hell, you could probably get away with Tecumseh as a middle name if the first name was William.
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IOWA CHOP
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basement jihadist posted:IOWA CHOP call him iowa chop u dumb pussy
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Name him the littlest clown car after your wife's pussy. Name him the poo poo gorilla and feed him nothing but taco bell and steroids Name him Leon knucklefucker cause it's a good goddamn name
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Im thinking Sherman Goku is in the lead. We fill out the birth cert soon
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More like Iowa slop
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Shaft Goku or Shaft Tecumseh are way better than Sherman. Think of examples of Shermans in popular media to gain some insight into how people perceive the name Sherman. Compare that to Shaft and I think you'll see the clear winner.
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Sperman
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Sherman Ator
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Name him Lil' Jastigator
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DoctorCatapult posted:Name him Lil' Jastigator Dont want him to get doxxed with associstion to my posting
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Then I suppose Sherman "Dad Gay, So What" Jastigar will have to suffice
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