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Name for Jastiger's Baby of Northern Aggression
Sherman Tecumseh
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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



How about a perfectly bland name like John Paul so he has an advantage over other kids in life with stupid names and legitimately has an easier time getting dates with girls.

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017
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Blacktoll posted:

I'm glad you're proud and you love your Internet points but come on, some stuff should be sacred. Don't post a picture of your newborn, or your wife, or a family member.

But since you did. You're both ugly.

but I do this all the time and everyone loves me

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



Celluloid Sam posted:

but I do this all the time and everyone loves me

youre not the op

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004
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Celluloid Sam posted:

but I do this all the time and everyone loves me

yeah but we like y

e beaten

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting


Your baby is cute and you're way less fat than I expected

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013


Nelson Mandingo posted:

How about a perfectly bland name like John Paul so he has an advantage over other kids in life with stupid names and legitimately has an easier time getting dates with girls.

John Paul isn't a perfectly bland name. John is, Paul is, John Paul is not. People are gonna think you're hardline catholics or something. No, what you really need to do is pick something that's bland but not too common so Michael is out of the question, but a name like Ray or Goku is the way to go.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

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just call it Garbage Boy

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





Doctor Dogballs posted:

just call it Garbage Boy

dad?

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


KomodoWagon posted:

John Paul isn't a perfectly bland name. John is, Paul is, John Paul is not. People are gonna think you're hardline catholics or something. No, what you really need to do is pick something that's bland but not too common so Michael is out of the question, but a name like Ray or Goku is the way to go.

Another one for Goku. Name is growing on me more and more. A general who defeats evil slave holders with kamehameha waves.


Whoflungpoo, pls stop hitting on ne. You always find my posts, and like a 5th grsde crush, you're always right there to poke at me. Its ok, youre cute too, ill go to the dance with you, you dont have to pick at me to get attention.

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

Sherman Dumham

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

Lanky Kong DLC available in the new Smash Bros.


Sherman Lee

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009



Ethel Shmerman

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay



HAIKOOLIGAN

Sherman is a last name.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009
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Doctor Schnabel posted:

god youre ugly

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004
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Jastiger posted:

Whoflungpoo, pls stop hitting on ne. You always find my posts, and like a 5th grsde crush, you're always right there to poke at me. Its ok, youre cute too, ill go to the dance with you, you dont have to pick at me to get attention.

im telling your wife

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



whoflungpoop posted:

im telling your wife

i'll probably see his wife later so i can do this it's no problem.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



for sex

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009
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hehe that baby does kinda look like you Hell Yeah with its boney frame and pale complexion and all




GBS KING
"and the kingin is gooooooood!"

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


whoflungpoop posted:

im telling your wife

Oooo intrigue.

My wife is pissed cuz both kids look like me and not her. Its great.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



Canned Ferret

Babies don't look like anyone. They are like a deflated balloon made out of human.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016







Why don't you just call him William? It's the dude's actual name, and it's a regular name for normal humans. Hell, you could probably get away with Tecumseh as a middle name if the first name was William.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



IOWA CHOP

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014






call him iowa chop u dumb pussy

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Grimey Drawer

Name him the littlest clown car after your wife's pussy.

Name him the poo poo gorilla and feed him nothing but taco bell and steroids

Name him Leon knucklefucker cause it's a good goddamn name

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


Im thinking Sherman Goku is in the lead. We fill out the birth cert soon

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

More like Iowa slop

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



Canned Ferret

Shaft Goku or Shaft Tecumseh are way better than Sherman. Think of examples of Shermans in popular media to gain some insight into how people perceive the name Sherman. Compare that to Shaft and I think you'll see the clear winner.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017
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Sperman

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007



Sherman Ator

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

Name him Lil' Jastigator

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

"The more Indians we can kill this year the fewer we will need to kill the next.Their attempts at civilization is ridiculous"
William Tecumseh Sherman General of the Indian "Wars"
Jastigers hero


No jastiger, I never defended the south.You defend evil and I piss on it.


DoctorCatapult posted:

Name him Lil' Jastigator

Dont want him to get doxxed with associstion to my posting

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Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

Then I suppose Sherman "Dad Gay, So What" Jastigar will have to suffice

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