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![]() So I just had a baby boy a few days ago and we're still trying to figure out what his name should be. So far we know his first name is going to be Sherman, but my wife won't let me go with Sherman Tecumseh because she wants a family name for a middle name or Sherman North because the Kardashians already did that (Even though mine has serious historical implications). If I get enough internet support I'm sure I can rally her to my cause! I'm really liking Sherman Tecumseh though. Even if it doesn't go on the official birth certificate, we can still put it on other documents so he has legal recourse to change his name to Sherman Tecumseh. Any other advice is helpful here, goons! Lets make history!
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# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:03 |
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Daddy's Lil Regret
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Jastiger posted:
What about "Iowa"? Also, you are a brave man for posting real life stuff in a GBS that hates you. I hope that people will show some class, and despite the somewhat problematic nature of your opinions, not insult your newborn daughter. I have faith that GBS will show its classy side in this matter!
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don't name ur goddamn kid Sherman tecumseh wtf is wrong with u
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iower bugglecuck
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i wouldn't even bother with a name until it picks a gender
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As another lifelong Tecumseh Sherman guy I applaud the Sherman Tecumseh decision and hope that this one, too, will one day burn the south to ashes
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Sherman Lee Let the healing begin
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Goku Cum "Baseball" Rochester
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Shermen Mermen
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Sherman Peabody.![]() Congratulatons, btw. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Sep 19, 2016 |
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donkey salami posted:Sherman Lee Only if it heals in such a way as the South is scabbed over and looks wicked terrible as a reminder of past wrongs. Don't pick at it, or it'll bleed.
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AT&T U-verse
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Sherman Wedgie Also congrats ![]()
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you look like a buddy of mine. he played roulette getting with single mommas and then finally picked the wrong one and ended up in the clink for DV (case was thrown out later, apparently she was a big psycho).
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Sherman is a name that I can only hear in my head as being said by the bully from a 1980s children's film.
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way to out yourself as a fattie terrorist op
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jackyl posted:don't name ur goddamn kid Sherman tecumseh wtf is wrong with u
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I JUST bought a pair of identical glasses; no one congratulates me for that
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Oh drat that's what you look like? Yeah forgive all your the south poo poo talking because lol Also name hint trampoline Keith GBS KING ![]() "And the kingin is good!"
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Give your kid a regular name for a middle name so on the first day of school he can tell all his teachers to use his middle name instead of Sherman.
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In my experience the first kid uses up all the touching magical parental moments, and the second kid is just a boring re-run that you only bother to halfway watch while you're doing housework. Naming a second child is really pretty pointless since your probably just gonna end up forgetting it in a hot car or losing it at the mall.
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'lil chop
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Guy Goodbody posted:Give your kid a regular name for a middle name so on the first day of school he can tell all his teachers to use his middle name instead of Sherman. Tecumseh is the first option, jfc do you even read. Wendigee posted:'lil chop Oooh nice one running that by the wife.
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Sloppy, on account of his coming second.
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Bob Marley Hitler
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hosed up if true
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Jastiger posted:Tecumseh is the first option, jfc do you even read. I think the point is sherman is dumb af and all the other ideas you have are equally dumb af whether first or middle name and really you're just awful man, just fucken the worst, like a big public trash can at a doggie park, filled with tiny lil shitbags like the one you're embracing in that photo
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Name him Jesus Christ. Congrats and you're welcome.
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Edward, as in Robert Edward Lee.
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sexcopter
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Sherman Curtis Immolation LeMay
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Edward, as in that guy from Twilight.
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although I'm still a fan of T-Rexcellent Rex for short It's better than sherman tbfh
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Loden Taylor posted:Sherman Curtis Immolation LeMay ooh can I change my vote to this???
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The best part about being a parent is making massive life-defining decisions for someone based entirely on stupid whimsy. Imagine if you could just go up to some dude on the street and say, "you're name is Sherman now. You're Sherman for the rest of your life"
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spermman tehcumlord
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All I can hear is Eddie Murphy in drag chanting, "Oh Sherman, Sherman, Sherman" so maybe call him Hercules
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heliotrope mcgee
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# ? Feb 25, 2021 02:03 |
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What abvout Jay Sherman? ![]()
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