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Name for Jastiger's Baby of Northern Aggression
Sherman Tecumseh
Sherman North
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Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Bert Roberge posted:

Just name it Stupid rear end in a top hat like the rest of your family.

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Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


do you people actually think this whole thing through before you start breeding?

the family middle name is a great idea if you are aristocracy living in england in 1200 AD....i'm sure that family name is going to matter at all ever

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Jastiger posted:

Its a good idea if you want your son to strike fear into evil Confederates at the mere utterance of his name.

coming from a guy that graduated from the college that literally started the civil war by firing canons on the union supply ship star of the west and has BBQ tattooed in his lip, it's not the least bit scary

any fear that could possibly come out of this situation at all is the idea of millennials breeding

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Captain Yossarian posted:

I like ripping on Jastiger as much as the next guy, but is someone really defending the South ITT? Smdh....

just because i'm from the south doesn't mean i'm defending it

not sure how that logical leap was made but thanks for calling me a POS for it

and jastiger is the one that wants to name is son after an unrepentant racist

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Jastiger posted:

Lol look at this piece of poo poo proud of representing evil and the best he can do is make vague bitching noises about "millenials".

Gonna drink some Northern Spirits to celebrate your defeat tonight. So will my son, he is beast mode.

In December, 1859, Sherman wrote, “I would not if I could abolish or modify slavery. . . . Negros (sic) in the great numbers that exist here must of necessity be slaves.” To his wife, he wrote, “Like Burton in ‘Toodles’ I say, ‘drat the niggers.’ . . .” These were by no means drunken aberrations, but lifelong bedrock beliefs.

nice loving name

keep breeding, poo poo head

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


abort that child now if you still can before he finds out who his father is

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In like fashion, Sherman denigrated Jews: Fellman speaks of “his assumptions about the inferiority of the whole race of blacks that fitted them for slavery. This racialism was in large part replicated . . . in Sherman’s opinions of the Jews. He blamed the war on blacks as he blamed it on Jews. . . .”

In a letter to his wife, on August 20, 1862, he wrote, “The cause of the war is not alone in the friend of the family, but in the mercenary spirit of our countrymen.” Fellman explains: “For Sherman, the personification of this evil mercenary spirit was the speculator, and the speculator was the Jew.”

Drenched in so much racist garbage, you will probably not be surprised to learn that Sherman could have been insane. During the war, friendly biographer Fellman writes, “. . . Sherman could neither run a theater of command nor hold himself together. He fell into what we would now consider a clinical depression, and on November 9 was removed from command in disgrace. This catastrophe and its aftermath were the nadir of Sherman’s career and of his life.”

Robot Pride fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Sep 19, 2016

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


JiveHonky posted:

"everyone look at me. i can reproduce. i'm specail. i'm the best at making a babie. i need the most attention. i am great. god is great allhu ackbar. death to the west. death to america. we have these anthrax. black lives matter. waaa waaa waaa." - you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPHnT-hkzKo

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Nooner posted:

even with all that said i would still rather hang out with the depressed racist guy than the guy who thought that it would be cool to tattoo "BBQ" in his lip

your premise is flawed

like anyone wants to hang out with you to begin with

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


name him sherman calhoun so you can name him after both a psychotic racist from the north and the south

like buffet of bad names

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


my lip is only visible if i roll out down for people to see

that kid is going to be hosed up publicly forever

post that birth certificate once you get done asking a comedy forum how to name your retarded child so i can laugh

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Hell Yeah posted:

i've got a knuckleduster RIBS SAUS

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Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


Nooner posted:

needed to have BBQ in his mouth 24/7

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