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chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

frozenpeas posted:

'Maybe I'll find some new people on another beach.' He thought aloud. It was fun to speak when nobody else could hear you. 'I wonder why they call it Hamburger Helper?'

Uli would never think this. Primarily because he is terrified of the words 'person' and 'people'.

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Zyklon B Zombie
Feb 13, 2005

Circling Overland

Grimey Drawer


God damnit someone with skill could have edited all his youtubes into a pretty cool documentary.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006


frozenpeas posted:

They look like tiny black ants from here, color RGB value (0,0,0).

Nope. #000000

Zyklon B Zombie posted:

God damnit someone with skill could have edited all his youtubes into a pretty cool documentary.

They still could! There are mirrors.

yoloer420 fucked around with this message at Sep 20, 2016 around 11:00

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar

chippy posted:

Uli would never think this. Primarily because he is terrified of the words 'person' and 'people'.

I remember now. What did he used to call them?

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

frozenpeas posted:

I remember now. What did he used to call them?

'Puhs', or just 'things'.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


Leave U-dawg alone. He's harmless and just playing the hand he was dealt

yoloer420
May 19, 2006


Scratch Monkey posted:

Leave U-dawg alone. He's harmless and just playing the hand he was dealt

Most of us here are fans.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die


Why can't he say people? My uli lore knowledge is bad

yoloer420
May 19, 2006


Stoat posted:

Why can't he say people? My uli lore knowledge is bad

It's one of the two p words. He has extreme negative compatibility with these.

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWZbjwQ1y0

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK


"Yuup, nothin' but cheese..."

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015


chippy posted:

Uli would never think this. Primarily because he is terrified of the words 'person' and 'people'.

Sounds like he isn't much of a people person.

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

I wish I was in on the original.

So many reasons to skip a beer at the bar and buy Archives access...

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

yoloer420 posted:

It's one of the two p words. He has extreme negative compatibility with these.

what is the other p word?

porn?

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007

That's Hobo Style


Rambling Robot posted:

what is the other p word?

porn?

Uli unfriended me because I wrote "Pissssssss" on Facebook.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Lupin posted:

Uli unfriended me because I wrote "Pissssssss" on Facebook.

Actually you wrote "Badassssssss."

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005



I always found the way goons act about him to be pretty patronizing but as far as people suffering from extreme autism/whatever he has go he's pretty inoffensive so it's hard to be too negative about him.

I would hate to eat a pizza with the guy though. He's soaking up the best part.

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe


The prototypical pizza place had like 11 crust sizes so that the optimal pizza could be made every time. I'd like to see the prices: 11 3/8" cheese pizza: 11.41-11.84 with maximum probability of 11.62

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe


He seems way less hosed up by his autism/assburgers than Chris-chan but maybe the Internet helped break him further.

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...


Trigger warning

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

two forty posted:

He seems way less hosed up by his autism/assburgers than Chris-chan but maybe the Internet helped break him further.

I think his unwavering optimism helped him stay a decent good person. Who the gently caress knows what happened to CCW, he stayed in his own head so long he became insane.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013
Is a lamaphobe -->

Jim Barris posted:

is it a sequel to the first one or a whole new thing? Will be able to read more about the big-knuckled wizard named knuckles and his ability to travel really really fast?

its about a guy who moves to tennessee and discovers a portal to a video game world in his basement. he powerlevels the gently caress out of the video game world, and it helps him make friends and deal with bullies at his high school. he and his family also go on many vacations

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013
Is a lamaphobe -->

two forty posted:

He seems way less hosed up by his autism/assburgers than Chris-chan but maybe the Internet helped break him further.

uli has ocd, has been emotionally arrested in a pre-pubescent state, and his parents are hicks but they're not retards and they did a pretty decent job raising uli to be a somewhat realistic and competent person despite living on the edges of civilization. like uli's dad makes him do construction work and stuff which is a good thing and taught uli that you have to work hard to achieve things, which is why he's published books and video games, and even landed himself a part time job kind of

chris-chan has autism, has been emotionally arrested in a post-pubescent state making him an awful sex pervert, and his parents were completely unprepared to work through his problems. his parents were way too old, his dad was checked out, and his mom just spoiled him with things. now his mom is dying, he can't do anything but play with toys all day, and he'll become a ward of the state of virginia soon enough

and yeah it didn't help that a bunch of turbonerds gang stalked chris-chan for years where uli has been largely left alone because he's oddly charming and was taught not to engage with people trying to bully him

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

drak cornfields of the earht, my dearest moths

Imagine uli being almost normal and happy by 40 while chris chan undergoes back alley sex change to become the lesbian he's always been

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe


Yeah while I think he would be tiresome to be around after a while I don't think spending time with uli would be that bad. Im not an uli scholar but it appears he knows he's weird but tries to control himself whereas Chris chan would just be raging over made up words and transgender rights and all manner of disjointed poo poo with the magic "I'm autistic" freebie card.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

two forty posted:

Yeah while I think he would be tiresome to be around after a while I don't think spending time with uli would be that bad. Im not an uli scholar but it appears he knows he's weird but tries to control himself whereas Chris chan would just be raging over made up words and transgender rights and all manner of disjointed poo poo with the magic "I'm autistic" freebie card.

Yeah, Uli's just a weird kid from the Midwest with seemingly little ego, an ability to actually disseminate information and a desire to get along with people while the Sonichu kid is just a raging narcissist with a nasty persecution complex.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Sauerkraut, onions, mustard... that's a damn good dog.


Plaster Town Cop


lmao is he trying to run like sonic

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

bradzilla posted:

lmao is he trying to run like sonic



That's not even his top speed btw

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015


Booblord Zagats posted:

Yeah, Uli's just a weird kid from the Midwest with seemingly little ego, an ability to actually disseminate information and a desire to get along with people while the Sonichu kid is just a raging narcissist with a nasty persecution complex.

Nah, Chris is the victim of a legitimate internet harassment campaign, of which no media outlet will pretend to sympathize with because he isn't a photogenic white woman. Though like most other targets, he won't stop exposing himself online, but at least he has the excuse of being a legit autist

He has no idea how other people think or perceive things, so he's relied on the internet for all socialization and no one in his life cares enough to get him actual help.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013
Is a lamaphobe -->

bradzilla posted:

lmao is he trying to run like sonic

please see section 3.1.1.4-2.1 of uli's website to learn about the "glide" special ability

http://www.ulillillia.us/features/m...abilities.shtml

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003
I got a girl, she won't be true, no, no.


bradzilla posted:

lmao is he trying to run like sonic

my favorite is the little arm jerk near the end

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

bradzilla posted:

lmao is he trying to run like sonic

He's doing the anime ninja run that is in reality a very bad and possibly even dangerous way to run.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ulillillia can instantly recognize groups of five, that's one of his special abilities.

King of Gulps
Sep 4, 2003



notZaar posted:

He's doing the anime ninja run that is in reality a very bad and possibly even dangerous way to run.

thanks

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007


Buglord

Did he really boink his sister??

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Did he really boink his sister??

No

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011



Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011



Although lol remember the "love cannon"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Did he really boink his sister??
no but he sure was an expert at inadvertently suggesting he did on Facebook

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Captain Yossarian posted:

Although lol remember the "love cannon"
Yes

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