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If I had the money, I would mail live, angry bobcats to all the people who leave these reviews on Amazon.
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These reviews should be banned.
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Sep 19, 2016 07:34
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You were looking for something to create a thread about so obviously you're not unbiased in your review of their reviews loving hypocrite
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Sep 19, 2016 07:36
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My wife does this to get free junk. If the product sucks and you contact the seller and say hey yo it sucks they send you more junk.
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Sep 19, 2016 08:14
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I'm skeptical there is any mail carrier who would allow you to mail live animals, much less angry bobcats.
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Sep 19, 2016 09:13
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Kuato posted:I'm skeptical there is any mail carrier who would allow you to mail live animals, much less angry bobcats. i bleieve it was the ted bundy who killed jonbenet ramsey
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Sep 19, 2016 09:17
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UPS accepts some live animals, but they're confined to stuff like amphibians, reptiles and insects, etc. https://www.ups.com/animals I'd like to see you succeed OP, so maybe you could somehow dupe the UPS into believing the bobcats are fish or crustaceans?
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Sep 19, 2016 09:17
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Im losing my freaking poo poo and im gonna unload some loving opionoins
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Sep 19, 2016 10:17
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Theres so much intellectual dishonesty going on...
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Sep 19, 2016 10:17
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I dont care if Prima Corporation brawls, Im in it for the clothing!
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Sep 19, 2016 10:18
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Isaac posted:Theres so much intellectual dishonesty going on... i have this list of fallacies i like to ultimately recite to myself once theyve left
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Sep 19, 2016 10:18
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You can have all the Mecha Artillery skill you want, you still wont understand naturopathy.
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Sep 19, 2016 10:19
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KING: You there, boy, what would you have me do?
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Sep 19, 2016 10:20
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i watched the movie creed yessteray and, unbiased opinion alert, it was just ok
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Sep 19, 2016 10:20
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I like turtles.
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Sep 19, 2016 10:24
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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ThaGrandCow posted:I like turtles. wwhy? leatherbacks make no sense to me. its the whole point of a shell that it isnt soft
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Sep 19, 2016 10:25
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Ithink im dying of poisons
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Sep 19, 2016 10:26
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Kuato posted:UPS accepts some live animals, but they're confined to stuff like amphibians, reptiles and insects, etc. I wonder if it would be possible to mail someone a box of live cockroaches in such a way that they get released immediately upon opening the box.
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Sep 19, 2016 10:29
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Isaac posted:Ithink im dying of poisons the booze is before me yet i want to vomit.i fight the urge to vom and guz
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Sep 19, 2016 10:30
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Orkin Mang posted:the booze is before me yet i want to vomit.i fight the urge to vom and guz i had some dinner the posions will find some obstacles 
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Sep 19, 2016 11:00
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Isaac posted:KING: You there, boy, what would you have me do? Take me to the reliquary.
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Sep 19, 2016 11:25
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Orkin Mang posted:i watched the movie creed yessteray and, unbiased opinion alert, it was just ok Did it have anything to do with the late 9ps era alternative christian rock band creed?
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Sep 19, 2016 13:30
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Doctor J Off posted:Did it have anything to do with the late 9ps era alternative christian rock band creed? ia cant remeerb ewhat hapen 20 nubytes agi
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Sep 19, 2016 13:34
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I also hate these reviews because their "unbiased" opinion is based on them opening the box, using the item for a minute, then making their review. You can't tell how sturdy or useful something is until you use it for a time. I made this post at a discount in exchange for more GBS shitposts
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Sep 19, 2016 13:38
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Docahedron posted:I also hate these reviews because their "unbiased" opinion is based on them opening the box, using the item for a minute, then making their review. You can't tell how sturdy or useful something is until you use it for a time. I actually get these products and review them after like 2 weeks or so. What are they gonna do if I don't review it quick? Not send me more free poo poo I don't need?
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Sep 19, 2016 13:56
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Isaac posted:ia cant remeerb ewhat hapen 20 nubytes agi This, but unironically
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Sep 19, 2016 14:03
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Doctor J Off posted:This, but unironically unirionically? hell i cant remmeber
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Sep 19, 2016 14:09
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I used to think online reviews were real then I discovered Clickworkers et all It's like finding out Santa isn't real
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Sep 19, 2016 14:38
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Doctor J Off posted:Did it have anything to do with the late 9ps era alternative christian rock band creed? i think christanity is the most beautiful rleigion out of all of them. the paradox of the god man is inexhaustible. theyc ant do rock though. the lyrics are jabroni level poo poo
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Sep 19, 2016 14:41
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Berious posted:I used to think online reviews were real then I discovered Clickworkers et all That's why you browse through the negative ones to see if the product is really bad or if it's just some chunkety nerd on a man-period raging.
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Sep 19, 2016 14:47
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notZaar posted:That's why you browse through the negative ones to see if the product is really bad or if it's just some chunkety nerd on a man-period raging. I think the three-star reviews are the only useful ones. The one-star reviews always complain about bad shipping or other stuff has nothing to do with the actual product being reviewed.
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Sep 19, 2016 17:39
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Roadie posted:I think the three-star reviews are the only useful ones. The one-star reviews always complain about bad shipping or other stuff has nothing to do with the actual product being reviewed. nah one star reviews can be useful, you just need to browse through them to get a quick gut feeling for how many relate to legitimate issues vs. how many relate to shipping/the reviewer being an idiot/phases of the moon/etc.
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Sep 19, 2016 17:42
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It's true and people are becoming more aware, see this new video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdLI62JKpCk I have to applaud steam for the new review filter and they pretty much hit the nail on the head with their explanation quote:To do so, Valve has introduced several filters to the reviews tab; one limits customer write-ups to just a user’s native language, while the other lets them choose between game reviews by Steam purchasers, key activations or both. The latter option, which is set to reviews by Steam store customers by default, is what Valve honed in on in its post, explaining that the update comes as a preventive measure against illegitimate reviews. Amazon review poaching by giving desperate people free poo poo is pretty drat deceptive if you ask me.
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Sep 19, 2016 19:32
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ya paid testimonials are new and not something that has existed since before i was born
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Sep 19, 2016 19:38
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Geirskogul posted:These reviews should be banned. +1
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Sep 19, 2016 19:39
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JakeP posted:ya paid testimonials are new and not something that has existed since before i was born being old doesn't make something less obnoxious. for example, me.
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Sep 19, 2016 19:39
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JakeP posted:ya paid testimonials are new and not something that has existed since before i was born These aren't even paid, you sign up for product offers and review free poo poo the merchant sends you with "honest" reviews(hint: if you don't play ball and leave crappy reviews you won't be getting anymore free poo poo)
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Sep 19, 2016 20:29
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I'm gonna review some stuff I got for free soon and there's nothing you can do about it 
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Sep 19, 2016 20:39
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm gonna review some stuff I got for free soon and there's nothing you can do about it can i have some free stuff please
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm gonna review some stuff I got for free soon and there's nothing you can do about it That's it! I'm calling the cops!
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