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Celluloid Sam posted:can i have some free stuff please Yeah when you get married I'm getting you No Man's Sky unless you want something else 
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if you leave a good review on something thats obvious trash its againts conumer review laws and punishaple of $3000 fine or 2yrs in jail. say goodbye to christmas rear end in a top hat
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Sep 19, 2016 20:54
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I once bought a bathroom scale from Amazon (lol fat) The maker sent me a free kitchen food scale as well for my "unbiased opinion". I did not write a review.
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Sep 19, 2016 20:59
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Celluloid Sam posted:can i have some free stuff please hey sid have you ever considered brain surgery
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Sep 19, 2016 21:05
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down n out posted:These aren't even paid, you sign up for product offers and review free poo poo the merchant sends you with "honest" reviews(hint: if you don't play ball and leave crappy reviews you won't be getting anymore free poo poo) Why would i want more poo poo products, though?
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Sep 19, 2016 21:15
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its a tough spot OP. while its certainly a neat idea, its so insanely widespread its clearly biasing product reviews. on the other hand, how do you really police it? you cant tell some company not to give stuff away and you cant tell people not to review it if you didnt pay full price. the same effect occurs when something goes on a deep sale briefly as well also OP, bobcats are really cool, shame on you for weaponizing them
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Sep 19, 2016 21:27
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Berious posted:I used to think online reviews were real then I discovered Clickworkers et all What is clickworkers? I went to the website and it was too much nerd poo poo. Like data analytics and marketing. What's the tldr friend?
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Sep 19, 2016 22:20
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I hate these reviews! Thanks for the thread.
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Sep 19, 2016 22:38
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:hey sid have you ever considered brain surgery i dont think I'd be a good doctor
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Sep 19, 2016 22:42
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down n out posted:It's true and people are becoming more aware, see this new video: Steam is doing God's work and that sound you hear is the collective wail of hundreds of indie shovelware devs being flushed down the toilet.
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Sep 19, 2016 22:45
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:What is click workers? I went to the website and it was too much nerd poo poo. Like data analytics and marketing. What's the tldr friend? They pay people pennies per job to do stupid poo poo like shill reviewing ebooks no one will ever buy, spam youtube comments, search for stupid crap on google to improve it's results. Basically anything that will make a product look like it's not the unwanted piece of poo poo that it actually is.
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Sep 19, 2016 23:20
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shoophobo posted:I once bought a bathroom scale from Amazon (lol fat) This is a tough spot for a lot of people starting out (or smaller businesses) because without a lot of reviews you're not going to get a lot of sales but if you don't have sales you aren't going to get a lot of reviews... It's not 100% borne of shadiness. Amazon in particular really puts a lot of weight on customer reviews in terms of if you win the 'buy box' or not and scales are probably a fairly competitive product.
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Sep 19, 2016 23:22
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how do you get in on this i want free poo poo
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Sep 19, 2016 23:49
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Troposphere posted:how do you get in on this i want free poo poo the green river killer would go back and necrophate his bitches. but heres the thing. they interviewed ted bundy to see what his psychology was and bundy called him the River man, much better monicker imo (butim a chandler guy) and said wait on the bodies and hell be back. welll he didnt be back and it took t hem ages to catch him. hes like a bit retarded but he laid wasste to washington hey
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Troposphere posted:how do you get in on this i want free poo poo If I remember to get PMs tonight, I'll pm you 
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Sep 19, 2016 23:58
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I started leaving a few reviews, and a dude contacted me. gently caress that noise.
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Sep 20, 2016 00:20
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:its a tough spot OP. while its certainly a neat idea, its so insanely widespread its clearly biasing product reviews. on the other hand, how do you really police it? Easy: just require that the reviewer purchased the item from Amazon. That would also eliminate pre-release reviews and people swarming review pages to lower a product's score because they hate the company (which happens to every video game on Amazon).
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Sep 20, 2016 00:57
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Geirskogul posted:These reviews should be banned. im permabanned amazon.com reviewer ebaystomper58. i first started professionally reviewing products around tyool 2012. by 2014 i got really obsessed with the concept of "unbiased opinions" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "i am in no way affiliated with the seller of this product" and "I received this product discounted/free for my unbiased review" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing captchas in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "biased" style of paid reviews was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "review" free products to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Sep 20, 2016 06:43
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Faith For Two posted:im permabanned amazon.com reviewer ebaystomper58. i first started professionally reviewing products around tyool 2012. by 2014 i got really obsessed with the concept of "unbiased opinions" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "i am in no way affiliated with the seller of this product" and "I received this product discounted/free for my unbiased review" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing captchas in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "biased" style of paid reviews was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "review" free products to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace. I really appreciate this version 
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Sep 20, 2016 07:43
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Let's start a thread to crowdfund sending explosive canisters of sprinkles to product shills
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Sep 20, 2016 07:56
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I sell poo poo on amazon and unfortunately you are competing with tons of people who have lots of reviews, many of which are gotten like this, and there's no way to compete at all initially without seeding it with a lot of these reviews just to get the star graphic and the # of reviews up. I would honestly love if no one had them at all and it was all just organic reviews but that just isn't the way the game is played anymore. Apparently on some Amazons sites it is, like I have heard on Amazon Japan it's not uncommon for the #1 item to have like 10 reviews and have an average of 3.8 or something because people don't think being okay deserves a 5 there like they do here, where having a 4.7 on uber will get you fired and killed. Also when I first started I for some reason thought people would really leave me honest reviews and that's actually what I really wanted because they were like test orders of products that I was trying to figure out if I wanted to sell a lot of, and it would have been really useful to get like 100 people's honest opinions, but it's obviously basically a wink wink nudge nudge kinda thing like everyone knows. It sucks and I wish it didn't work like that but seriously good loving luck launching something on Amazon without doing it because your actual customers are gonna leave reviews at a rate of like 5% if you are SUPER lucky or have some sort of awesome e-mail followup that people respond to well, and since it's gonna be hard to get sales to begin with without reviews, 5% of a very small number is gonna take forever to get any reviews.
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Sep 21, 2016 01:43
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does this pay more than correct the record? i wanna do both
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Kuato posted:UPS accepts some live animals, but they're confined to stuff like amphibians, reptiles and insects, etc. WTF?? This whole time I've been drinking bobcat oil, and they're NOT fish?!?
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