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Germstore posted:I trying to rework my comment without the casual misogyny, but I'm not coming up with anything. Blame society for leaving me so creatively bereft; I am a victim too. 5.7 AVB? Did it come with a complementary box of diapers because you are obviously buying this for your baby who has a toothache.
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something tells me this isaac guy might have a bit of a "drinking problem"
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Sep 19, 2016 18:15
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Isaac how do you go from drinking moonshine to loving mikes hard pear juice
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:something tells me this isaac guy might have a bit of a "drinking problem" whats the problem
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hth posted:whats the problem that he ran out of actual alcohol to drink and is now drinking wine coolers
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i found this in the trash outside the front door at my work last night, still enough for a shot or two
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Robot Randy posted:i found this in the trash outside the front door at my work last night, still enough for a shot or two how much of it is piss
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it looked like actual bourbon but they replaced the cap with one from a faygo bottle so i decided to steer clear
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Sep 19, 2016 19:37
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i left it sitting on top of the trash can like that so some other brave soul could try it
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Sometimes i drink moonshine sometimes i drink out of date Absolut Botanik bottles
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did it come with tampons
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if it didn't you'll need to buy some tampons seperately
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then stick one of those tampons in your vagina
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that way the tampon can soak up your period blood
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Sep 20, 2016 03:34
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because you are a woman
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The gently caress is Absolut Botanik is it a vodka infused with the flavor of Dr. Robotnik? Because I'd drink it even if it tasted like eggs or something
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Sep 20, 2016 03:35
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"Berry and pear" is the flavour. I cant remember what it tasted like because I drank em all and today is a new day
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paul_soccer10 posted:fire's in "the hole" haha haha
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Orkin Mang posted:there was a praying mantis in my wild turkey once. i thought turkeys only ate grains and poo poo?
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i drink cruisers and udl's exclusively, and redbears when my time machine works
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:because you are a woman Look at this guy mansplaining how to control ur menses... 
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GBS you seem to have some 'hang-ups' regarding booze. Heres my view: Booze is booze and i like to drink it.
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I suck down 2 for 4 appletinis at the sizzler before i go home and stroke my bone to that ep of oprah where she carts out all the fat that got sucked out of her gumhole in a red racer
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Sep 20, 2016 03:50
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if the phone rings i turn off all the lights
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social vegan posted:I suck down 2 for 4 appletinis at the sizzler before i go home and stroke my bone to that ep of oprah where she carts out all the fat that got sucked out of her gumhole in a red racer Pay dirt again, my friend.
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social vegan posted:if the phone rings i turn off all the lights Why?
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Sep 20, 2016 03:54
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5.7 abv is actually really good for a vodka based rtd, most of them come in under 5 or 3.5 for tax purposes or it's impossible to sell them for any reasonable price on premise
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Also I have a bunch of out of date cruisers at work but I'm pretty sure my body processes alcohol at q rate that's quick enough that I could never get really drunk off them
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sometims i think my wife is still coming back
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resistentialism posted:I have eventually drank every cooler left forgotten in my fridge by other peoples' girlfriends, and I will continue to do so every time the opportunity presents itself. Without shame.  it's fun to remind yourself of what it was like when you were younger and ignored your tastebuds
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Isaac posted:GBS you seem to have some 'hang-ups' regarding booze. Heres my view: Booze is booze and i like to drink it. Oh boy, another gbs alky. Sure it's fun now until your inevitable detox banme thread.
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notZaar posted:Oh boy, another gbs alky. Sure it's fun now until your inevitable detox banme thread. Ive already detoxed and am no longer a danger to myself or others
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social vegan posted:sometims i think my wife is still coming back Never leave a job half finished, amigco.
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How does alcohol go out of date?
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Rye whiskey rye whiskey please don't let me down Gonna take me a drink, then go walk around. I'll Check on my stills, see if they're ok. Rye whiskey rye whiskey please last all day
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:How does alcohol go out of date? It dosent go out of date in the like "This is poisonous" way but the quality can degrade past its 'ideal' specifications. For example sometimes the lid is hard to open cause its kind of crusted on. It might be more/less fizzy than its sposed to be. Things like that. Bacteria can also affect alcohol below a certain percentage. If the liquor is in a plastic bottle the plastic may degrade. Theres plenty of reasons I could go on and on.
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Im gonna make some moonshine today but first I gotta find a container to empty my moonshine jugs into. I need them for moonshining but they already are full of moonshine.
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wait 30c as in 30 cents??
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Isaac posted:Im gonna make some moonshine today but first I gotta find a container to empty my moonshine jugs into. I need them for moonshining but they already are full of moonshine. Put them in your stomach.
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