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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lamp :synpa:

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

whoflungpoop posted:

i bought a lamp from your store and when i got home i noticed it didnt have a lampshade or cord and the guy who carved his name into it had been using it as an ashtray

Another satisfied customer!!!!!!


GBS KING
:fyadride:

"And the kingin is good "

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I enjoyed the following underwriting I heard on NPR:

"The Lamp Emporium: Bring your service dog in and really gently caress some poo poo up. We'll be getting high on duster in the alleyway out back. Suck it, Stevinski."

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

hth posted:

I enjoyed the following underwriting I heard on NPR:

"The Lamp Emporium: Bring your service dog in and really gently caress some poo poo up. We'll be getting high on duster in the alleyway out back. Suck it, Stevinski."

That sort of publicity ain't cheap!!!!



GBS KING
:fyadride:

"And the kingin is good "

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Smash it Smash hit posted:

We are taking the Bible to the next century!!!!!!!!!



GBS KING
:fyadride:

"And the kingin is good "

King James version? Old hat! - what about 'The Lamp Emporium and Empornium starring GBS King" version?

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mozi posted:

King James version? Old hat! - what about 'The Lamp Emporium and Empornium starring GBS King" version?

I'm. Building the website!!!!!!

GBS KING
:fyadride:

"And the kingin is good "

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