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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
This thread is an effort to dethrone the imaginary GBS throne noted usurper Smash It (something something) stole from the people. gently caress that guy.

I say we impeach this mother fucker with a recall.

This is the official "recall that piece of poo poo smash guy" music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA3curH5KHw

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
take the crown form his head and Smash it Smash Hit

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Naw

I think he's doing a pretty good job.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
rulers are droolers

peasants are pleasant

Moltke
May 13, 2009
take away a man's posting gimmick and what does he have left

Moltke fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Sep 19, 2016

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Monarchy more like Malarky

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
I didn't recall GBS had a throne? :idk:

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
It's the thousand dicks of Lowtax's lovers.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Serviette posted:

I didn't recall GBS had a throne? :idk:

he stuck on the toilet

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Nation posted:

he stuck on the toilet

Oh, right-o!

Explains a lot actually.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
le epic GBS throne

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
You did not reach the GBS throne.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


I don't think I ever voted for him.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i like smash it smash hit

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
No Gods, No Kings, Only Mods

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I will solely post in QCS the day the crown lays on anything other than a bepis

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
its probably all he has going on in his pitiful life. without his "crown" who knows what'd happen.

if he is stripped, give it to the resident "world's saddest man" Don Tacorleone please.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a bone to pick posted:

le epic GBS throne



this is extremely good and cool and you deserve an av for it

PM me your av ideas

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
HANG OP FROM HIS NECK UNTIL DEATH FOR TREASON AGAINST THE KING!

I volunteer my services to lead a party to burn his lands, execute his heirs, dig the graves of his forefathers and tear down his manor brick by brick as a lesson to those who would seed such sedition against the good King Smash It

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
drad_bert is the one true king and one day he shall return to reclaim the throne that is rightfully his

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im a bugbear

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Enfield posted:

im a bugbear

im a snitch

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
gbs narc here. anybody up for some illegal gang activity?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

as the people's king i approve of this thread.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
if you do something bad i will tell on you sorry not sorry

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Serviette posted:

gbs narc here. anybody up for some illegal gang activity?

Nope, just regular GBS activity *whistles*

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


murder smash it smash hit.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
lets say for instance you left the store and "forgot" to pay. in this exapmle i call 911 give them your descripion and say that you are waving a gun arouind pointing it at children and women

it seems like exaggeration but the cops get there way faster and are better prepared to take you down

scum

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
No responses from the "King"

Probably too busy galavanting through Europe while GBS still has no jobs. 9/11.

Recall Smash poo poo Smash poo poo.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm the one true king and i call on all my loyal men to kill the uslurper and retake my throne

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


JiveHonky posted:

lets say for instance you left the store and "forgot" to pay. in this exapmle i call 911 give them your descripion and say that you are waving a gun arouind pointing it at children and women

it seems like exaggeration but the cops get there way faster and are better prepared to take you down

scum

A real American would gun down the evil doer himself, coward.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Hell Yeah posted:

i'm the one true king and i call on all my loyal men to kill the uslurper and retake my throne

I'll retake your throne...



... And keep it :twisted:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

the people cry out for their true king which is me

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
in this next exaplme you ahev somehow gotten ahold of your spouses credit card and used it at a japanese resteuarant. I hapen to notioce that the name doesnt match the gender.

this is proprbly with the spouse knoowing about it but i cant take that chance

you get stun-gunned unconcious on the spot as i am dialing 911

i place a throwdown weapon (steak knife) in your twitching hand and wait for the oplice to arrive


you loving scumbag bastard

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Tiberius Thyben posted:

A real American would gun down the evil doer himself, coward.

snitching is an art form, i wouldnt expect someone like you with a 65 iq to understand

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I'm mostly on board as long as there isn't something else I can distract myself with but only if we change the soundtrack to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hooyoX61W1o

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


JiveHonky posted:

snitching is an art form, i wouldnt expect someone like you with a 65 iq to understand

More like a fart form.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Tiberius Thyben posted:

More like a fart form.

:argh:

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

the people cry out for their true king which is me

All hail the true king! Hell Yeah!

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Give gbs back to the indians

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