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Apocron
Dec 5, 2005
Making an apostle for the divine.

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Apocron
Dec 5, 2005




Name: Mittens the Cat Cook
Patron: The Divine
Description: A street vendor cat who was inspired by the Divine to go on the journey west. They tug along their cart and when necessary cook for strangers or use it as a cover from enemies.

HP: 20/25
Armor: 10
Accuracy: +1

Skills: Cookery, Archery, Haggling, Chit chat, Repair
Talent: When mittens is cooking it is nigh impossible to attack her or her cart due to its near divine smell. Instead even dire enemies will be willing to sit down and have a chat over some herring noodles before they get back to killing each other. Anybody who eats Mitten's noodles owes her a debt that she sets the terms to (normally just a fair cash price).

AI Action: Cook, buy ingredients, repair the cart, shoot at threats, chit chat to customers.

Apocron
Dec 5, 2005


Name: Mittens the Cat Cook
Patron: The Divine
Description: A street vendor cat who was inspired by the Divine to go on the journey west. They tug along their cart and when necessary cook for strangers or use it as a cover from enemies.
HP: 20/25
Armor: 10
Accuracy: +1
Skills: Cookery, Archery, Haggling, Chit chat, Repair
Talent: When mittens is cooking it is nigh impossible to attack her or her cart due to its near divine smell. Instead even dire enemies will be willing to sit down and have a chat over some herring noodles before they get back to killing each other. Anybody who eats Mitten's noodles owes her a debt that she sets the terms to (normally just a fair cash price).
AI Action: Cook, buy ingredients, repair the cart, shoot at threats, chit chat to customers.

Mittens brings her cart to a stop and lets out a pent up breath. It was tough carrying all her equipment around but it would be tougher not having it when she needed to cook.

"Meow. If we're stopping for the night then I might as well get dinner started. Maybe these shadowy figures are hungry too! Meow."

Cooking a hearty meal (Cookery): 1d20+4 15

Apocron
Dec 5, 2005
It's not trying to use the talent. I just have no reason to be alarmed yet so I'm setting up camp. Also the shadows might not be menacing or maybe they are just hungry? I can activate the talent if they are hostile and it sees like they're gonna ruin us. Everything is kinda ambiguous for the minute.

Apocron
Dec 5, 2005


Name: Mittens the Cat Cook
Patron: The Divine
Description: A street vendor cat who was inspired by the Divine to go on the journey west. They tug along their cart and when necessary cook for strangers or use it as a cover from enemies.
HP: 20/25
Armor: 10
Accuracy: +1
Skills: Cookery, Archery, Haggling, Chit chat, Repair
Talent: When mittens is cooking it is nigh impossible to attack her or her cart due to its near divine smell. Instead even dire enemies will be willing to sit down and have a chat over some herring noodles before they get back to killing each other. Anybody who eats Mitten's noodles owes her a debt that she sets the terms to (normally just a fair cash price).
AI Action: Cook, buy ingredients, repair the cart, shoot at threats, chit chat to customers.

As soon as a customer comes up little Mittens does her best to get a steaming bowl of noodles to them. She works hard on making sure the broth is perfectly seasoned, the noodles are just al dente, and that the fish is smoky and delicious. Presenting the noodles she declares,

"Meow, happy to serve! Meow."

Mittens watches as the tired worker consumes the noodles, a little anxious about whether he style of cooking will be appreciated in these parts. However the man seems pretty happy. Smiling she makes a bit of light conversation about the weather, the man's extended family and his job. She commiserated with him about how Petrov was a little busy at the minute but would surely join them shortly before finally getting to her point.

"Meow, now when we finish our meal we traditionally put our hands together and say 'Itadakimouse!' as a sign of appreciation to the Divine for the meal! *She watches as he clumsily attempts to mimic her* And now that you've finished I wanted ask, how do you get around in this fog! It seems pretty tricky and we keep getting turned around. Do you have any tips? Also what's the deal with this tower? Meow.

Chit chat about the fog and tower: 1d20+4 23

Edit: Added the part about itadakimouse and appreciating the divine.

Apocron fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Sep 23, 2016

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