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You're all pretty goddamn stupid, parachute was bottom of the barrel gym time, let's play some loving SPORTS!
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Sep 20, 2016 18:22
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is this a regional thing like those cow bell bouquets the girls wear in the south? never had a parachute that I remember.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:22
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What, did you think your loving gym teacher just invented that herself? She came up with he idea of children running under loving colored fabric? Jesus Christ get a hold of yourself
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Sep 20, 2016 18:22
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Arrhythmia posted:"have to" as if it was a chore instead of a god drat privilege
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Sep 20, 2016 18:23
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SilvergunSuperman posted:You're all pretty goddamn stupid, parachute was bottom of the barrel gym time, let's play some loving SPORTS! Mr. Sandusky was tricking you.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:24
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Frankenstyle posted:Mr. Sandusky was tricking you. huh i was wondering why he'd never invite any of the stronger more gifted athletes to practice tummy swords
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Sep 20, 2016 18:29
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Lol just lol if your elementary school gym time didn't devolve into vaguely covert bloodsports.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:33
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when i tried out for little league the coach said if i didn't quit the team that we would go on a hunting trip, that my horse would stumble and i would fall, or at least that's what he'd tell my parents
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Sep 20, 2016 18:35
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the activity where everyone can feel like a special needs child...
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Sep 20, 2016 18:36
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Dreddout posted:Lol just lol if your elementary school gym time didn't devolve into vaguely covert bloodsports. I liked when we'd play street Hockey on the basketball court because it was never more than five minutes before it turned into a Braveheart reenactment.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:37
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dookifex_maximus posted:when i tried out for little league the coach said if i didn't quit the team that we would go on a hunting trip, that my horse would stumble and i would fall, or at least that's what he'd tell my parents God bless that coach
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Sep 20, 2016 19:06
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Parachute owned. The little 4-wheeled rolling seats loving sucked and I never was able to use them without rolling over my fingers. 
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Sep 20, 2016 19:08
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Arkanomen posted:Parachute owned. We didn't even have those neat safe handles, just squares.
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Sep 20, 2016 19:14
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JonathonSpectre posted:We used to do a thing where everyone would be in a circle around it and then all at once we'd sort of throw it upward and everyone had to run under it to the other side before it came down on you. Oh and while this wasn't a rule of the "game" it was a strictly followed indigenous custom that you had to scream at the top of your lungs while you ran. This was kindergarten/1st grade and it was one of the most fun things to do at PE. I head butted a kid unconscious doing this game
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Sep 20, 2016 19:23
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Darth123123 posted:We didn't even have those neat safe handles, just squares. HAHAHAHAHA Those things weren't loving safe! They seemed designed to place your child fingers right in front of the wheels. Jesus, those seats were a loving nightmare as a kid.
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Sep 20, 2016 19:27
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We had giant multicolored mystery parachute funtime in Finland too
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Sep 20, 2016 19:29
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Arkanomen posted:Parachute owned. What was even the purpose of these? "oh those little shits can make a cardboard box and pool noodle into hours of fun? Let's see what we do when we give them nightmare skateboards."
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Sep 20, 2016 19:34
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Darth123123 posted:We didn't even have those neat safe handles, just squares. Neither did we. loving kids these days getting coddled. When we played scooter dodgeball you just powered through the excruciating pain of mashing your finger between the hardwood floor and hard plastic wheel under your body weight and dealt with it!
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Sep 20, 2016 19:37
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mind the walrus posted:What was even the purpose of these? To teach children that life is pain. They're still sold in the school supplies catalogs (as are parachutes) but it's rare that a school is allowed by their overlords, the insurance providers, to actually buy them anymore.
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Sep 20, 2016 19:40
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Elukka posted:We had giant multicolored mystery parachute funtime in Finland too It's probably the only thing America's successfully copied from the Finnish educational system.
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Sep 20, 2016 22:44
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remember that one time all those kids were smoking weed under the parachute then the campus cop came then all the high kids ran away good times
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Sep 20, 2016 22:51
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Arkanomen posted:Parachute owned. We would have "free play" once a week in the gym where you could take whatever small items out of the storage that you wanted to play with - basketballs, footballs, dodgeballs, jump ropes, and these things mainly One day we figured out that if you get all your friends on these and have a chain of jump ropes tethering each other and you had one person at the front pulling everyone you could maneuver a massive whiplash reaction that sent the last person in the chain zooming across the gym at dangerous speeds. After that day, jump ropes would forever be banned from free play, but also because nobody used jump ropes for actually playing jump rope either (lol if you did) e: After jump ropes were banned another thing we would do is empty the giant trash buckets that were used to hold basketballs and stick them on top of 4 of these and push people around in them but that wasn't as fun
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Sep 20, 2016 22:55
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battleball motherfuckers
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