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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


would you like an entire chicken sandwich to go with that 2000 calories? - a question that is asked with startling regularity in the usa

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


a bone to pick posted:

would you like some cheese with your whine?

gently caress my skunk you schlockman

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


but smaller than mcdonalds?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


the fabled intermediate species on the hashbrown evolutionary path

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


i started making my own hashbrowns. the trick is to shred them and wash the shreds so they don't get gummy.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


dollar fifty bag of potatos and i have hashbrowns for two weeks

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


this is clearly a hashbrown thread, stop trying to make it about whatever dumbass shithole you're paying too much money to plug your gut before a long worthless workday

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


a bone to pick posted:

how loving fat are you to be eating fried chicken in the morning btw?

i just assume every english speaker is typing their posts from the bathtub they're stuck in

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


*wipe's op's breakfast on a piece of paper to show homer the window to weight gain*

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


reallivedinosaur posted:

i dont know any heroin dealers that want you shooting up and OD'ing in their living room

you guys didnt see pulp fiction?

pretty sure that dealer let vincent vega boot in the bathroom

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


reallivedinosaur posted:

mcdonalds employees arent "lower middle class" they are the welfare class

that is to say it is not a job by which one should be able to expect to raise a family. neither is a newspaper route

these are little kid jobs they pay little kid wages

his head's so far up his own rear end that people without american citizenship etc aren't part of the class system to him

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


I can't believe how few calories are in an egg (78)

i would be hard pressed to eat 4 eggs and there's about that many calories in a single mcdonalds cheeseburger

if you wanna know why you're fat, it's because you're figuring out ways to sneak extra calories in

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


if you have three cheeseburgers, you're basically eating the eggs smashmouth

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


yo u sound real fun to be around

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