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Namaer: Jun 6, 2004

Please do not make jokes about this it's very serious.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:19

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JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Who?

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:20

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015

drat dude I was rootin for them too. Now they gotta give back all those adopted babies to Africa or whatever.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:22

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

they both sold their souls to the illuminati for fame and fortune

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:22

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess

can i gently caress brad now

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:24

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012

I don't care. My apologies.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:24

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

cnn probably had this story 3 days ago but was waiting for someone to mention the nyc terrorist actually did take trips to pakistan and actually was yet another certifiable islamic terrorist

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:24

Namaer: Jun 6, 2004

Darth123123 posted:

can i gently caress brad now

he needs it, bad.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:24

Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Nooooo! Are they gonna lose the deposit on those kids?

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:25

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:25

Toilet Shoes: Aug 22, 2016; by Lowtax

So she's single?

With six kids.

And an nine digit bank account

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:25

Namaer: Jun 6, 2004

Toilet Shoes posted:

So she's single?

With six kids.

And an nine digit bank account

She got mad at him for smoking weed all the time. Can you ignore when it's 4:20 every day for the rest of your life?

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:27

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; RAGE-A-HOLIC; Hair Elf

i dont believe in love or punctuation anymore

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:27

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

im so loving tired of people in general but mostly famous people

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:27

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Who cares? We have Christ Pratt and Anna Ferris now and they're not weirdos that make out with their brothers and poo poo.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:28

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess

Namaer posted:

She got mad at him for smoking weed all the time. Can you ignore when it's 4:20 every day for the rest of your life?

nice she's a narc too. no everyday brad will be paranoid of cops

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:28

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

at least tim burton stopped shoving helena bonham carter and johnny depp down our throats in every film

LOOK AT THESE GORGEOUS PEOPLE, WE HAVE PLENTY OF FAT UGLY PEOPLE TO WRITE SOME GREAT LINES FOR THEM TO SAY

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:29

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Grimey Drawer

MOTHER loving FRONT PAGE NEWS.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:29

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

remember when brad pitt freed that slave in 12 years a slave? drat give him the nobel luther king junior award

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:30

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

dookifex_maximus posted:

at least tim burton stopped shoving helena bonham carter and johnny depp down our throats in every film

LOOK AT THESE GORGEOUS PEOPLE, WE HAVE PLENTY OF FAT UGLY PEOPLE TO WRITE SOME GREAT LINES FOR THEM TO SAY

And it's only 2/3rds a lie.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:30

Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.

I bet she's wishing she kept her boobs now.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:30

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

it was only a matter of time once she cut off them titties

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:31

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

we really oughta do like we did in the olden days and sacrifice most of our population doing dumb things like bricking women up into churches or the wickerman

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:32

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Grimey Drawer

Shoulda had her do more squats. Unless Brad is NOT an rear end-man. Which, if the case, would make me lose all respect for him.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:33

Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.

dookifex_maximus posted:

bricking women up into churches

That's how you get ants.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:34

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

i heard that brad pitt hung out with dan harmon and dino stamatopolous after they lost the oscar to pixar, so that was kind of cool of him

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:35

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011

dookifex_maximus posted:

we really oughta do like we did in the olden days and sacrifice most of our population doing dumb things like bricking women up into churches or the wickerman

I say we bring back the Stocks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stocks

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:35

Namaer: Jun 6, 2004

a bone to pick posted:

I say we bring back the Stocks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stocks

sounds like it's time to invest in stocks. get it?

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:37

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

also cool

whatever, just anything to break up the monotony of pretty faces and fancy cars

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:37

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

HOLY poo poo YOU GUYS I THINK IM ABOUT TO CARE ABOUT CELEBRITIES

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:38

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

false alarm it was a shart

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:38

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; Buglord

If she can't handle him at his worst she doesn't deserve him at his best

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:39

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