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Namaer
Jun 6, 2004



Please do not make jokes about this it's very serious.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003


Lipstick Apathy

Who?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



drat dude I was rootin for them too. Now they gotta give back all those adopted babies to Africa or whatever.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax


they both sold their souls to the illuminati for fame and fortune

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I AM SO SICK OF EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ON THIS PLANET AND THEIR UNFAIR ROLES EXCEPT FOR AIDA CUEVAS, MY RANCHERA PRINCESS. WOMEN ARE YUCKY (EXCEPT FOR AIDA)!


can i gently caress brad now

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



I don't care. My apologies.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005


cnn probably had this story 3 days ago but was waiting for someone to mention the nyc terrorist actually did take trips to pakistan and actually was yet another certifiable islamic terrorist

Namaer
Jun 6, 2004



Darth123123 posted:

can i gently caress brad now

he needs it, bad.

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


Nooooo! Are they gonna lose the deposit on those kids?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax


So she's single?

With six kids.

And an nine digit bank account

Namaer
Jun 6, 2004



Toilet Shoes posted:

So she's single?

With six kids.

And an nine digit bank account

She got mad at him for smoking weed all the time. Can you ignore when it's 4:20 every day for the rest of your life?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

RAGE-A-HOLIC

College Slice

i dont believe in love or punctuation anymore

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


im so loving tired of people in general but mostly famous people

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Who cares? We have Christ Pratt and Anna Ferris now and they're not weirdos that make out with their brothers and poo poo.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I AM SO SICK OF EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ON THIS PLANET AND THEIR UNFAIR ROLES EXCEPT FOR AIDA CUEVAS, MY RANCHERA PRINCESS. WOMEN ARE YUCKY (EXCEPT FOR AIDA)!


Namaer posted:

She got mad at him for smoking weed all the time. Can you ignore when it's 4:20 every day for the rest of your life?

nice she's a narc too. no everyday brad will be paranoid of cops

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


at least tim burton stopped shoving helena bonham carter and johnny depp down our throats in every film

LOOK AT THESE GORGEOUS PEOPLE, WE HAVE PLENTY OF FAT UGLY PEOPLE TO WRITE SOME GREAT LINES FOR THEM TO SAY

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Grimey Drawer

MOTHER loving FRONT PAGE NEWS.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


remember when brad pitt freed that slave in 12 years a slave? drat give him the nobel luther king junior award

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


dookifex_maximus posted:

at least tim burton stopped shoving helena bonham carter and johnny depp down our throats in every film

LOOK AT THESE GORGEOUS PEOPLE, WE HAVE PLENTY OF FAT UGLY PEOPLE TO WRITE SOME GREAT LINES FOR THEM TO SAY

And it's only 2/3rds a lie.

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


I bet she's wishing she kept her boobs now.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Silent Majority
OPERATIVE


it was only a matter of time once she cut off them titties

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


we really oughta do like we did in the olden days and sacrifice most of our population doing dumb things like bricking women up into churches or the wickerman

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Grimey Drawer

Shoulda had her do more squats. Unless Brad is NOT an rear end-man. Which, if the case, would make me lose all respect for him.

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


dookifex_maximus posted:

bricking women up into churches

That's how you get ants.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


i heard that brad pitt hung out with dan harmon and dino stamatopolous after they lost the oscar to pixar, so that was kind of cool of him

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



dookifex_maximus posted:

we really oughta do like we did in the olden days and sacrifice most of our population doing dumb things like bricking women up into churches or the wickerman

I say we bring back the Stocks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stocks

Namaer
Jun 6, 2004




sounds like it's time to invest in stocks. get it?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


also cool

whatever, just anything to break up the monotony of pretty faces and fancy cars

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


HOLY poo poo YOU GUYS I THINK IM ABOUT TO CARE ABOUT CELEBRITIES

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


false alarm it was a shart

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

COMFY FLEECE SWEATERS ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

If she can't handle him at his worst she doesn't deserve him at his best

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

Hi guys I've realized that Judaism is the right way to go and i'm converting!!! I'm making aliyah to Israel and want some hot guys to "cum" with me I hope they have gloryholes in Tel Aviv! Shalom!

oh my gosh i totally forgot about her potatoes

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009
ffff

A pox on both their lands!!!!!!




GBS KING


"And the kingin is good "

Time Machine
Feb 24, 2006
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

Ah well

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



Namaer posted:

sounds like it's time to invest in stocks. get it?

idgi

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country


thats sad. i feel bad for their 14 kids

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

The face only a sister could love



Brangelina is going to stop being perfect form now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5laWm_ft8U#t=159s

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?



Brangelina

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