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EX250 Type R
Mar 7, 2013



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It is annoying that headlines are calling it a two year marriage when there is a 10 year old movie out there where billy bob dropped an ice burn on the couple

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Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


Huh really

The former hottest man in the world has grown bored of the weird woman in her late 40's who had her breasts cut off because she might develop cancer in the future and is obsessed with adopting children? Really? The guy who still has a Hollywood career and most women alive would gladly bang for free and has no children of his own? He left the formerly famous woman with cancer breasts and a dozen children from Africa ?

Weird poo poo man

Weirrrrd

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




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Just when you thought this election couldn't get any crazier

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I AM SO SICK OF EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ON THIS PLANET AND THEIR UNFAIR ROLES EXCEPT FOR AIDA CUEVAS, MY RANCHERA PRINCESS. WOMEN ARE YUCKY (EXCEPT FOR AIDA)!


I wonder if he'll fight for custody of the African childrens

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


this thread is the "pitts"

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

MY SHITPOSTING HAS IMPROVED SINCE THE ACCIDENT

Buglord

She doesn't want any money and wants the kids. Brad Pitt: Luckiest Man in the World.

Feminasty Slut
Nov 2, 2004




Carmant posted:

Brangelina

Aflopez was my favorite idiot celebrity couple.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009
Probation
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Don Tacorleone posted:

Huh really

The former hottest man in the world has grown bored of the weird woman in her late 40's who had her breasts cut off because she might develop cancer in the future and is obsessed with adopting children? Really? The guy who still has a Hollywood career and most women alive would gladly bang for free and has no children of his own? He left the formerly famous woman with cancer breasts and a dozen children from Africa ?

Weird poo poo man

Weirrrrd

Idgi??????????


GBS KING


"And the kingin is good "

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

Legendary cocksmith.



Darth123123 posted:

I wonder if he'll fight for custody of the African childrens

She cited his parenting method as the reason for their divorce. I can only imagine his parenting method was him looking confused and asking who the gently caress all these kids belonged to.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010




Her lips look like she tried to give the devil a blowjob

Feminasty Slut
Nov 2, 2004




If Brad doesn't immediately dress up like Tyler Durden and dick legions of bimbos I'm going to be very disappointed.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.

Nap Ghost

Hopefully Brad will finally make an honest woman out of Jennifer Aniston now.

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

Walk a mile in my shoes.


Your cancerous breasts are making our home too crowded.

Jimmy Hats
May 8, 2012

Hail Satan

Gosh Bles



Brads dick was cut off to prevent future cancers

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
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Kuato posted:

She doesn't want any money and wants the kids. Brad Pitt: Luckiest Man in the World.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


Carmant posted:

Brangelina

it's a familiar strain of the brangelina staphococcus, these antibiotics should clear it right up

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


Theophany posted:

She cited his parenting method as the reason for their divorce. I can only imagine his parenting method was him looking confused and asking who the gently caress all these kids belonged to.

lmao

"bitch you know i don't read tabloids do i need to loving hire a guy to keep track of how many undesirables you're fostering this week?"
"don't you mean hire a girl?"
"you stinkyhole i would hit you right in those rotgrubs you call lips if they werent insured for more than this loving house i swear to christ"

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


I haven't even seen Mr & Mrs Smith, and frankly I feel like I missed nothing.

Feminasty Slut
Nov 2, 2004




I would also be OK with Brad turning into a free spirited mountain man who loves fishing. Live the dream, Brad.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009
Probation
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Brad poo poo!!!!



Smash does it again!!!!!



GBS KING

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
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Smash it Smash hit posted:

Brad poo poo!!!!



Smash does it again!!!!!



GBS KING

is .... is the kinging still good?

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

RVWinkle posted:

Hopefully Brad will finally make an honest woman out of Jennifer Aniston now.

I smell a comedy in the making here. Pitt plays a guy who gets divorced and ends up having to go live with a previous ex (Aniston) until he can get back on his feet. Unfortunately, he has to become her live-in servant to pay for his room and board in the mean time.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009
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Nooner posted:

is .... is the kinging still good?

GBS KING

"and the kingin is STILL good!"

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006






RVWinkle posted:

Hopefully Brad will finally make an honest woman out of Jennifer Aniston now.

eeeewww she's old now.

He'll probably go for a mid-20s model.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

AFC NORTH PITY FUCK


Sorry. I just can't believe in love anymore.

supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

Don Tacorleone posted:

Huh really

The former hottest man in the world has grown bored of the weird woman in her late 40's who had her breasts cut off because she might develop cancer in the future and is obsessed with adopting children? Really? The guy who still has a Hollywood career and most women alive would gladly bang for free and has no children of his own? He left the formerly famous woman with cancer breasts and a dozen children from Africa ?

Weird poo poo man

Weirrrrd

Nah he has 3 of his own with her, and I can't believe I know this.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot


biggest tragedy of the year next to boko harams this is like bookoo harambes

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

Maybe he can shave off his weird depression beard now.

naem
May 29, 2011



Fun fact they're both part Native American

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009


My first thought was it was insurance/health related, but with all their money they can buy whatever out of network bullshit woowoo peepee MRI they want to try for her.

Then I was like, well maybe she needs to undo some legal or tax thing that got screwed up when they legally married after 8 years of being fine being unmarried. But they don't live in the US so I'm not sure how the BooHoo We're Rich Taxes affect them.

But then when the "sources" said it was about his parenting of the kids I could kiiiinda see it as they're just a more glam version of Jon and Kate plus 8. She seems super uptight and controlling and he's more 'let the kids ride 4 wheelers without helmets!'

Also he's very beige. He's always been beige. Maybe she got sick of waking up next to a wrinkly, excessively hairy bowl of milk every day whose mantra was a bored "I dunno, wadda YOU wanna do today?"


edit: that beard is the WORST.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



That's what happens you smoke too much reefer, you grow an ugly beard and then your wife divorces you.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



And somewhere, Jennifer Aniston's barren womb just skipped a beat.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

i would gently caress brad pitt not trying tyo be controversial or anythign

remigious
May 13, 2009

Although small, pugs are very dangerous when provoked.


Lipstick Apathy

I'm actually kind of sad about this. They seemed so happy

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



SilvergunSuperman posted:



Her lips look like she tried to give the devil a blowjob

Robert Stack has really let himself go.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots

Buglord

*opens door, pokes head in*

im from buenos aires and i say kill 'em all!

*unpokes head, slams door*

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Good for Brad I always felt a little worried for him, like Angelina would eat his head after mating.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012


Was it Angelina who had a necklace with a vial of Billy Bob's blood in it or am I thinking of something else?

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Dec 30, 2009
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Roylicious posted:

Was it Angelina who had a necklace with a vial of Billy Bob's blood in it or am I thinking of something else?

Thats bam margera iirc

GBS KING
"and the kingin is gooooooood!"

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SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


maybe he got tired of banging Angelina Jolie's loose butthole and pussy all the time

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