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It is annoying that headlines are calling it a two year marriage when there is a 10 year old movie out there where billy bob dropped an ice burn on the couple
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Huh really The former hottest man in the world has grown bored of the weird woman in her late 40's who had her breasts cut off because she might develop cancer in the future and is obsessed with adopting children? Really? The guy who still has a Hollywood career and most women alive would gladly bang for free and has no children of his own? He left the formerly famous woman with cancer breasts and a dozen children from Africa ? Weird poo poo man Weirrrrd
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Just when you thought this election couldn't get any crazier
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I wonder if he'll fight for custody of the African childrens
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this thread is the "pitts"
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She doesn't want any money and wants the kids. Brad Pitt: Luckiest Man in the World.
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Carmant posted:Brangelina Aflopez was my favorite idiot celebrity couple.
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Don Tacorleone posted:Huh really Idgi?????? ![]() GBS KING ![]() "And the kingin is good "
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Darth123123 posted:I wonder if he'll fight for custody of the African childrens She cited his parenting method as the reason for their divorce. I can only imagine his parenting method was him looking confused and asking who the gently caress all these kids belonged to.
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![]() Her lips look like she tried to give the devil a blowjob ![]()
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If Brad doesn't immediately dress up like Tyler Durden and dick legions of bimbos I'm going to be very disappointed.
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Hopefully Brad will finally make an honest woman out of Jennifer Aniston now.
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Your cancerous breasts are making our home too crowded.
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Brads dick was cut off to prevent future cancers
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Kuato posted:She doesn't want any money and wants the kids. Brad Pitt: Luckiest Man in the World.
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Carmant posted:Brangelina it's a familiar strain of the brangelina staphococcus, these antibiotics should clear it right up
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Theophany posted:She cited his parenting method as the reason for their divorce. I can only imagine his parenting method was him looking confused and asking who the gently caress all these kids belonged to. lmao "bitch you know i don't read tabloids do i need to loving hire a guy to keep track of how many undesirables you're fostering this week?" "don't you mean hire a girl?" "you oval office i would hit you right in those rotgrubs you call lips if they werent insured for more than this loving house i swear to christ"
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I haven't even seen Mr & Mrs Smith, and frankly I feel like I missed nothing.
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I would also be OK with Brad turning into a free spirited mountain man who loves fishing. Live the dream, Brad.
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Brad poo poo!!!! ![]() Smash does it again!!!!! GBS KING ![]()
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Brad poo poo!!!! is .... is the kinging still good? ![]()
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RVWinkle posted:Hopefully Brad will finally make an honest woman out of Jennifer Aniston now. I smell a comedy in the making here. Pitt plays a guy who gets divorced and ends up having to go live with a previous ex (Aniston) until he can get back on his feet. Unfortunately, he has to become her live-in servant to pay for his room and board in the mean time.
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Nooner posted:is .... is the kinging still good? GBS KING ![]() "and the kingin is STILL good!"
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RVWinkle posted:Hopefully Brad will finally make an honest woman out of Jennifer Aniston now. eeeewww she's old now. He'll probably go for a mid-20s model.
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Sorry. I just can't believe in love anymore.
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Don Tacorleone posted:Huh really Nah he has 3 of his own with her, and I can't believe I know this.
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biggest tragedy of the year next to boko harams this is like bookoo harambes
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Maybe he can shave off his weird depression beard now.
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Fun fact they're both part Native American
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My first thought was it was insurance/health related, but with all their money they can buy whatever out of network bullshit woowoo peepee MRI they want to try for her. Then I was like, well maybe she needs to undo some legal or tax thing that got screwed up when they legally married after 8 years of being fine being unmarried. But they don't live in the US so I'm not sure how the BooHoo We're Rich Taxes affect them. But then when the "sources" said it was about his parenting of the kids I could kiiiinda see it as they're just a more glam version of Jon and Kate plus 8. She seems super uptight and controlling and he's more 'let the kids ride 4 wheelers without helmets!' Also he's very beige. He's always been beige. Maybe she got sick of waking up next to a wrinkly, excessively hairy bowl of milk every day whose mantra was a bored "I dunno, wadda YOU wanna do today?" edit: that beard is the WORST.
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That's what happens you smoke too much reefer, you grow an ugly beard and then your wife divorces you.
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And somewhere, Jennifer Aniston's barren womb just skipped a beat.
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i would gently caress brad pitt not trying tyo be controversial or anythign
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I'm actually kind of sad about this. They seemed so happy ![]()
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SilvergunSuperman posted:
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*opens door, pokes head in* im from buenos aires and i say kill 'em all! *unpokes head, slams door*
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Good for Brad I always felt a little worried for him, like Angelina would eat his head after mating.
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Was it Angelina who had a necklace with a vial of Billy Bob's blood in it or am I thinking of something else?
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Roylicious posted:Was it Angelina who had a necklace with a vial of Billy Bob's blood in it or am I thinking of something else? Thats bam margera iirc GBS KING ![]() "and the kingin is gooooooood!"
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 15:49 |
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maybe he got tired of banging Angelina Jolie's loose butthole and pussy all the time
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