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Don't gently caress with me OP, are you seriously saying Brad Pitt is single now? *Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* 
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does this mean i can gently caress (wo)men again while imagining i'm brad pitt again
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Sep 20, 2016 22:03
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the "irreconcilable differences" being that it turned out that brad pitt was actually like edward norton in bed
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Sep 20, 2016 22:23
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Billy Bob Thornton in 1995 (before Angelina)_011%2BBilly%2BBob%2BThornton.jpg) Billy Bob Thornton in 2003 (after Angelina)  Brad Pitt in 2005 (before Angelina)  Brad Pitt now  Conclusion: Angelina Jolie is a succubus
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Sep 20, 2016 22:32
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Sever....your tits
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Sep 20, 2016 22:41
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he should play Race Bannon in a live action johnny quest
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Sep 20, 2016 22:51
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Skeesix posted:
Hitler Youth gone old
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Sep 20, 2016 23:26
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Booblord Zagats posted:Anyone born in the US is a Native American because we won to Indian Wars Going to go way out on a political limb here and say "genocide is bad" and "don't" genocide
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Sep 20, 2016 23:30
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*crashes car into thread* No... NO.... nooooo-Ooooooo. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
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Sep 20, 2016 23:52
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If they can't make it then who the hell can???
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Sep 21, 2016 00:07
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let brad pitt smoke weed, the man doesn't need to accomplish anything, he is completely fine devoid of ambition if he didn't smoke weed he'd probably be a super average director
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Sep 21, 2016 00:10
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In times such as these I can't help but feel for the multicultural adopted babies
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Sep 21, 2016 00:16
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MG3 posted:In times such as these I can't help but feel for the multicultural adopted babies They were hosed the moment they got adopted
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Sep 21, 2016 00:18
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Fonzarelli posted:let brad pitt smoke weed, the man doesn't need to accomplish anything, he is completely fine devoid of ambition I think this might actually be why he's smoking so much weed what is left for brad pitt to accomplish??? gently caress it, might as well get super high all the time
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Sep 21, 2016 00:51
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being brad pitt must be pretty great, imagine being brad pitt and also being super high
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Sep 21, 2016 00:52
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Fonzarelli posted:being brad pitt must be pretty great, imagine being brad pitt and also being super high "gently caress. I'm awesome"
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Sep 21, 2016 00:56
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Fonzarelli posted:being brad pitt must be pretty great, imagine being brad pitt and also being super high i bet henry winkler had panic attacks on ditchweed in the 70s
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Sep 21, 2016 00:58
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Cnut the Great posted:i hope the name of the next broad he plonks is conducive to forming a cutesy portmanteau Bradalie Pittman
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Sep 21, 2016 01:11
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They have six children together: Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, 8, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt, 8, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, 10, Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt, 11, Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt, 12, Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt, 15. lmao it is obvious who named every one of those children, and who said "eh call em' whatever you want"
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Sep 21, 2016 01:20
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are any of those kids his his I mean like created using that vial of his semen she no doubt carries in a necklace lol pearl necklace
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Kuato posted:If she can't handle him at his worst she doesn't deserve him at his best hey I found a funny post on the first page I was getting worried I'd have to vote 1 but I guess it's a solid, dumpy 2 now
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