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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Clapping Larry

Don't gently caress with me OP, are you seriously saying Brad Pitt is single now?

*Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

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Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


does this mean i can gently caress (wo)men again while imagining i'm brad pitt again

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012


the "irreconcilable differences" being that it turned out that brad pitt was actually like edward norton in bed

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Billy Bob Thornton in 1995 (before Angelina)



Billy Bob Thornton in 2003 (after Angelina)



Brad Pitt in 2005 (before Angelina)



Brad Pitt now



Conclusion: Angelina Jolie is a succubus

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

Sever....your tits

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot



he should play Race Bannon in a live action johnny quest

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


Skeesix posted:


Brad Pitt now



Conclusion: Angelina Jolie is a succubus

Hitler Youth gone old

naem
May 29, 2011



Booblord Zagats posted:

Anyone born in the US is a Native American because we won to Indian Wars

Going to go way out on a political limb here and say "genocide is bad" and "don't" genocide

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Fun Shoe

*crashes car into thread*

No... NO.... nooooo-Ooooooo.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MG3
Mar 28, 2016



If they can't make it then who the hell can???

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Jumping the Shark


let brad pitt smoke weed, the man doesn't need to accomplish anything, he is completely fine devoid of ambition

if he didn't smoke weed he'd probably be a super average director

MG3
Mar 28, 2016



In times such as these I can't help but feel for the multicultural adopted babies

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


MG3 posted:

In times such as these I can't help but feel for the multicultural adopted babies

They were hosed the moment they got adopted

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

roger that

Fonzarelli posted:

let brad pitt smoke weed, the man doesn't need to accomplish anything, he is completely fine devoid of ambition

I think this might actually be why he's smoking so much weed

what is left for brad pitt to accomplish??? gently caress it, might as well get super high all the time

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Jumping the Shark


being brad pitt must be pretty great, imagine being brad pitt and also being super high

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


Fonzarelli posted:

being brad pitt must be pretty great, imagine being brad pitt and also being super high

"gently caress. I'm awesome"

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Fonzarelli posted:

being brad pitt must be pretty great, imagine being brad pitt and also being super high

i bet henry winkler had panic attacks on ditchweed in the 70s

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.

Grimey Drawer

Cnut the Great posted:

i hope the name of the next broad he plonks is conducive to forming a cutesy portmanteau

Bradalie Pittman

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Proud contestant, and winner, in the "win a prize from Kuato" thread


They have six children together: Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, 8, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt, 8, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, 10, Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt, 11, Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt, 12, Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt, 15.

lmao

it is obvious who named every one of those children, and who said "eh call em' whatever you want"

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


are any of those kids his his

I mean like created using that vial of his semen she no doubt carries in a necklace

lol pearl necklace

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Kuato posted:

If she can't handle him at his worst she doesn't deserve him at his best

hey I found a funny post on the first page I was getting worried I'd have to vote 1 but I guess it's a solid, dumpy 2 now

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