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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."


Brangelina is going to stop being perfect form now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5laWm_ft8U#t=159s

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."


Darth123123 posted:

I wonder if he'll fight for custody of the African childrens

She cited his parenting method as the reason for their divorce. I can only imagine his parenting method was him looking confused and asking who the gently caress all these kids belonged to.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."


loquacius posted:

was there one for Jennifer Aniston too

Brennifer

I prefer Jad. Much more concise.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."


Rambling Robot posted:

forget about syria, this is important.

the gently caress you talking about? At least now some poor syrian kids will get adopted by wombless Angelina Jolie.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."


Rambling Robot posted:

the adoption thing was just something celebs did like 10 years ago to make them look so human and so humble. lol.

Hey man heroin was a 90s drug and whilst its no longer fashionable, addiction doesn't respect trends.

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."


loquacius posted:

Show up at his door with a large meat-lover's and a party-size bag of Funyuns and he's all yours

How I always imagine Brad Pitt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EksR55Kp2PU

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