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Heh this has nothing to do with the accusations of human trafficking with shipments of our "child sized decor lamps" Business is just so good I decided to have an early retirement! Hehe Heh Let's make a deal!!!!!! GBS KING 
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eric posted:Do you have any knockoff Tiffany lamps? We have real Tiffany lamps that are definitely not cheap copies, officer
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Sep 20, 2016 17:33
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numberoneposter posted:i love lamp You must've saw our ad in the daily times!!!!!!!!! GBS KING
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Sep 20, 2016 17:40
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notZaar posted:Bulb Barn has better prices and customer service, suck my king pauper king of wasteland gbs Uh thanks for your patronage sir! Bulb barn only sells bulbs not lightning devices so idk GBS KING
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Sep 20, 2016 17:41
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Nooner posted:suck my dick everyone knows the best deals on bulbs are at nooner's Bulb-A-Store Yeah I thought everyone knew shopping at bulb barn was not A bright idea  GBS KING
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Sep 20, 2016 17:45
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notZaar posted:Everybody KNOWS that Bulb Barn acquired Lights'R'Us and has been offering high quality affordable lamps, sockets, shades and fixtures for years now I hear they also use child labor and melt children and sometimes touch them in bad places GBS KING
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Sep 20, 2016 17:46
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numberoneposter posted:hello im a crusty genxer trying to identify with hipster millenials and im starting a trendy hipster gastropub local authentic eatery i need about a thousand of these fuckers H you are provably going to want to check out our "vintage" section for some classy bulb containment reciprocals
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Sep 20, 2016 18:00
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Nooner posted:I'll sell you the sun for $1,000,000 this is my final offer Woah i would jump on this asap!!!!!  GBS KING
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Frankenstyle posted:I had a lamp but my wife kept leaving it on and all the light poured out. Do you have lamp with a lock on it? Yes FuhrerHat posted:wait a minute, if this is a lamp store then why arent you on the phone 24/7 to your cousin overseas Yes Adventure Pigeon posted:i have a carpet with a picture of a lamp on it. do you have a lamp with a picture of a carpet on it? i need them to go together so i can be ironic and insufferable and eventually someone will kill me out of pity because im too much of a coward to do it myself. Yes GBS KING "and the kingin is STILL good!"
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Sep 20, 2016 18:24
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Bobcats posted:New customer. Hey Bobby I recommend you get out of my store we ha e a strict no poetry rule GBS KING "and the kingin is STILL good!"
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Sep 20, 2016 18:31
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numberoneposter posted:im feeling a bit hungry Tee hee thats the sort of humor that would go over real well with 'Brod' GBS KING "and the kingin is gooooooood!"
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Sep 20, 2016 18:47
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Please no one go into the "Non-customer" bathroom until further notice. GBS KING "and the kingin is gooooooood!"
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Sep 20, 2016 18:56
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Chinatown posted:limon pepino is the light Our Employess have to finish a ice cold LIMON PEPINO for each work hour or they are fired. Its one of our best kept secrets  GBS KING "and the kingin is gooooooood!"
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Sep 20, 2016 19:14
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That Robot posted:do you have any lava lamps? we have EVERY collor yo ucan think of and they can be launched from whatevert you feel like launcuing it from my fgriend GBS KING "and the kingin is gooooooood!"
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Sep 20, 2016 19:17
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That Robot posted:
im not sure thats a pun but OKAY GBS KING "and the kingin is gooooooood!"
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JiveHonky posted:lamps rymes with cramps please leave once you finish filling up your empty pepsi bottle.
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