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it would be better for everything if they did. instead they get poo poo all over my car, and they dont realize how dumb they are immediately before death which would at least be some sort of solace
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i dont own a car 
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Sep 20, 2016 18:34
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what are you, the bug police?
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Same with stupid deer. How are they not extinct with all the hunting going on? 
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Kuato posted:Same with stupid deer. How are they not extinct with all the hunting going on? Because they breed on par with e.coli in a petri dish
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Kuato posted:Same with stupid deer. How are they not extinct with all the hunting going on? they dont have any natiral predators and know one knows how to hunt anymore due to the "pussification of america"
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Enfield posted:they dont have any natiral predators and know one knows how to hunt anymore due to the "pussification of america" Just bust out this and go hog wild on them, ain't that hard 
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back in the day we used to hunt mammoths by jumping on top of them and bonking them in tje head with a rock but nowadays were too lazy to go to the grocery store so we order thai food and spill it all over ourselfves and flail around on the floor like a retard
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As a bug. You're damned if you do and damned if you don't. People who fly have a different view of the world than those who spend their lives on the ground. A very wise man once wrote a poem while he was flying, and he called this poem "The God's Eye View," and he said that this view was entirely different than the view he always had on the ground, which he called "The Bug's Eye View." Out there, somewhere, in the air we fly through, exists an old Persian legend much like this poem about a bug who spent his entire life in the world's most beautifully designed Persian rug. All the bug ever saw in his lifetime were his problems. They stood up all around him. He couldn't see over the top of them, and he had to fight his way through these tufts of wool in the rug to find the crumbs that people had spilled on the rug. And the tragedy of the story of the bug in the rug was this: that he lived and he died in the world's most beautifully designed rug, but he never once knew that he spent his life inside something which had a pattern. Even if he, this bug, had even once gotten above the rug so that he could have seen all of it, he would have discovered something - that the very things he called his problems were a part of the pattern. Have you ever felt like that bug in the rug? That you are so surrounded by your problems that you can't see any pattern to the world in which you live? Have you heard anybody say lately that the world is a total mess? That, my friends, is the Bug's Eye View, and seeing only a little of the world, me might be inclined to think that this is true.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:48
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Enfield posted:back in the day we used to hunt mammoths by jumping on top of them and bonking them in tje head with a rock but nowadays were too lazy to go to the grocery store so we order thai food and spill it all over ourselfves and flail around on the floor like a retard 
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Sep 20, 2016 18:52
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Deal with bugs the American way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTVn6OhATaI
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I barfed Raman into my bathtub last night
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Stick your head out the window with your mouth open, free food, saves a lot of money lifehax
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