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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

There's a "why was your day awesome today" thread, and sometimes things don't fit into the First World Problems thread.

For example:

Currently I am on a train and this OBESE lady in a skirt and one of those cut up shirts where there's horizontal cuts. It's supposed to be sexy. Anyways as soon as she walks in comes the smell. It is a combination of literal poo poo, rotten yeast, rotten cheese, and some type of sour... Something. I'm 15 feet away and can smell it. I have had to put my shirt over my nose and I look like a weirdo.


This is a complaining and whining safe space , so don't come in being like, "u shouldn't complain." Because then I will complain about you.

don't tell other people they're stupid, what they're complaining about is stupid, etc., this is a safe space.

For example, this = no

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

$400 for a car cleaning lolwut. For $200 you could buy a steam cleaner AND a shop vac and do it all by yourself in 20 minutes. Nobody "has" to get a car cleaning. Are you entertaining diplimats or something?

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?



I'm a history major, I shouldn't be phased by indecipherable handwriting. Turns out my professor's handwriting is harder to read than most of the Baroque poo poo I'm used to and now I don't know what he wants of me, and I'm too lazy to ask

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008



I have explosive liquid shits that smell

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008



When I squat down on a toilet its like I turn on a faucet in my rear end as a liquid stream of feces comes out

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008



I've been going in a public bathroom so I'm a little self conscious, so a couple times per poop stream, I'll clench a bit, so people will think maybe I just have a normal poop or they can pretend, so instead of one long poo poo like plluplplupuplulupup its more like plluupllp... pluplup... pluuuulullulpp, plp plp

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich


I cant believe they resurrected Vader for episode 8, the "callback" armor looks poo poo

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.


I have the flu and all I know is suffering.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013


I got a call at 1230am to come in at 4am to cover some useless gently caress who didn't show, and was told it's my fault if I don't get enough sleep. When I showed up at 4am, I found out the guy had shown up at 1am and no one called to tell me.

I still went to work at 8 but boy did I not give a gently caress today.

cinni
Oct 17, 2008



For some reason I can't stop being reminded of my dead ex who committed suicide years ago but was really the love of my life. Every song that has been popping up on the radio has been one that puts a gun to my heart and says, "Oh yeah, he's dead, still dead." I know they say it gets easier over time, but some days its just salt in the wound. I love you, Dom.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich


ryonguy posted:

I got a call at 1230am to come in at 4am to cover some useless gently caress who didn't show, and was told it's my fault if I don't get enough sleep. When I showed up at 4am, I found out the guy had shown up at 1am and no one called to tell me.

I still went to work at 8 but boy did I not give a gently caress today.

loving amazing that isn't it?

My work used to call me at (from my point of view) 3am every to ask me to work. Repeatedly telling them "Ill work anything, just leave me a message and ill do it" never helped. It was great being woken up every single day.

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.


Last sunday I accidentally killed a lizard while moving the lawn. I cut off most of its tail and a leg and cut its belly open so some of its intestines were hanging out. It was writhing in pain and staring right at me. I still feel real lovely about it.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich


My day perked up!!

One of the crazy people here pulled a knife on someone, and by an amazing coincidence we had 12 cops training in full riot gear 20 meters away.

Good times.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

Why do people drive so slowly in light rain. you're not going to crash if you go faster than 15 mph you stupid moron

I didn't get enough sleep last night so im crabby from that, and this shittily driving morons poo poo is just compounding it.

And I am really pissed off at autocorrect right now!

e: I was really getting into the music I was listening to but then this commercial came on about thick, juicy steaks and sumptious desserts FOR ONLY 49.99!

I can't find the smilie where it's a smilie smashing another one with a hammer.

Day just started and it already sucks rear end.

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



They closed GBS.

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

Tiberius Thyben posted:

They closed GBS.

What the hell? Why?

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004


Thin Privilege posted:

What the hell? Why?

Because it's poo poo mate

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

my day is lovely because one again I did not die in my sleep

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Oct 30, 2009

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My day was lovely because IM lovely

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner



Hector Beerlioz posted:

my day is lovely because one again I did not die in my sleep

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Because it's poo poo mate

But where am I going to read about people being gay?

Seriously though there were some good threads there like OSHA, China, and Eastern Europe threads. Fingers crossed they'll move here, I want to see more dudes drinking Baltika while squatting in full adidas gear in front of a depressing dilapidated building.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Thin Privilege posted:

But where am I going to read about people being gay?

Seriously though there were some good threads there like OSHA, China, and Eastern Europe threads. Fingers crossed they'll move here, I want to see more dudes drinking Baltika while squatting in full adidas gear in front of a depressing dilapidated building.

I'm here for you.

I am gay.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

Tiberius Thyben posted:

I'm here for you.

I am gay.

Thank you. I appreciate your openness.

I had to search for e/n and it's under byob and I don't understand byob, and how is it different from fyad? These forum changes are confusing and upsetting.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004


Thin Privilege posted:

Thank you. I appreciate your openness.

I had to search for e/n and it's under byob and I don't understand byob, and how is it different from fyad? These forum changes are confusing and upsetting.

FYAD is often funny; BYOB is never funny. I'd say that's the primary difference

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009

Cat Army


I found out I didn't get a job I was sure I had locked down. They decided to put the position on hold. Not the worst news ever, since they clearly loved me but have a different need at this time, but it's still disappointing. Worse, I haven't been as productive as I could have at my current job because a) I hate it, and b) I really thought I would get this other job. But, 55% of my stocks vest at the end of the year and I can suck it up for three more months. It's pretty awful here but if I lock myself in my office, keep to myself, and just do my work, I may be able to make it.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!


Fun Shoe

Haven't even started work and I can already tell my supervisor is in a really lovely mood. She's a bitch at the best of times so this is gonna be a fun night.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

I got a gallon jar of those green peppers they use as garnish on Greek salad. I ate 20-30 last night.

Diarrhea filled will whole spicy pepper chunks = a bad start to my day.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

FYAD is often funny; BYOB is never funny. I'd say that's the primary difference

This still doesn't describe the difference but your av is really good and well made.

For thread content: I was told I can't excercise cause of health problems.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



Mum took the day off work so I wasn't able to look at porn on the living room computer.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Thin Privilege posted:

Thank you. I appreciate your openness.

I had to search for e/n and it's under byob and I don't understand byob, and how is it different from fyad? These forum changes are confusing and upsetting.

BYOB is sort of like the opposite of FYAD. We're a chill forum for good people to chat, relax, joke and have fun. It's really a nice place to post, and we have a program for helping GBS refugees get started.

I think e/n still follows the old rules, though.

If you do want to get started in BYOB, here's a few good threads to begin with.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3765007
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3791322
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3791043

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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


I didn't notice GBS was gone. Man.

Back to topic.

I work for someone who takes the opportunity to absolutely lose their composure at the slightest mistake, missed instruction, etc. I am looking for work but every drat day is "When is the lecture coming?" It's a small shop and I swear that she believes that employees are to be treated as invaders. They are to be identified an attacked constantly until they leave. In talking about a job they first got about a decade ago she described it as happening "Many employees ago"

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Many toy trains are all gummed up in the shop


GBS KING

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

I got a cute necklace for $1 but it's literally causing my skin to feel hot. "Made in China" sticker was prominent on the packaging.

E: it's only been a minute since I posted this and now this thing is seriously hot. What the gently caress kind of nuclear material does China have its... everything?

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

Tiberius Thyben posted:

BYOB is sort of like the opposite of FYAD. We're a chill forum for good people to chat, relax, joke and have fun. It's really a nice place to post, and we have a program for helping GBS refugees get started.

I think e/n still follows the old rules, though.

If you do want to get started in BYOB, here's a few good threads to begin with.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3765007
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3791322
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3791043

Ty again. I will attempt to read through these and hopefully find some new friends.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.



Thin Privilege posted:

I got a cute necklace for $1 but it's literally causing my skin to feel hot. "Made in China" sticker was prominent on the packaging.

E: it's only been a minute since I posted this and now this thing is seriously hot. What the gently caress kind of nuclear material does China have its... everything?

Lead, nickel, cadmium, take your pick.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

I threw my back out a few weeks ago. It mostly feels better now, except whenever I try to get even a moderate amount of exercise or try to get back into my routine in general, it starts hurting again. This morning I went for a short jog and carried some groceries a few blocks, absolutely nothing out of the ordinary, and now it's seven pm and my back is killing me. I just want it to heal. I can feel myself getting soft(er), and I hate that I have to ask my bf to do stuff for me.

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today


I woke up.

Then I clicked on this thread.

Both bad moves.

Fragmented
Oct 7, 2003

I'm not ready =(



I'm rewatching Deadwood and I'm almost at the end of the third season and the motherfucking cocksuckers canceled it so there is no fourth season.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007


The person in the hotel room next to mine is snoring louder than my wife is, and there's no wall between me and my wife.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

kizudarake posted:

The person in the hotel room next to mine is snoring louder than my wife is, and there's no wall between me and my wife.

One time in a hotel a couple were having sex all night and blasting mariachi music.

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

I forgot to take a sweater so now I'm cold.

I pulled a muscle in my neck by being angry at stupid drivers. *la dee da durp durp 20-25 is the proper speed to go regardless of the speed limit* gently caress YOU!

Then I got stuck behind a Coca Cola truck with an exhaust problem so I got to breathe disgusting fumes.

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