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oldpainless
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My day was lovely because IM lovely

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Soup du Jour posted:

I'm now single.

HELLO

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Oct 30, 2009

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MisterBibs posted:

Yesterday, I found out that my dad has cancer. Very low level, so right now it's a wait-and-see thing, but it's still loving cancer.

Today, I lost my phone. Pretty sure it's stolen because a) ADM can't find it and b) I tried calling it and it went straight to voicemail. I'm trying to be hopeful that since I lost it near a theater it was found by someone watching a movie (which would explain the silence), but gently caress, what are the odds of that. The worst thing is, I was literally using it a minute or two before I lost it. How the gently caress did I lose something so quickly?

Sorry about your phone MB :(

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Oct 30, 2009

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Didn't sleep at all last night and spent 4 hours at the dentist today but at least I'm not in excruciating agony anymore and will resume my terrible shitposting

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Oct 30, 2009

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An old friend got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer and most probably will die within six months

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Oct 30, 2009

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You seem like a really bad employee

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Through some error, my electricity got cut off and I've been in this hot rear end 92 degree house trying to get it turned back on for hours.

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Oct 30, 2009

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That’s a terrible date but how was the sex?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I can personally attest every non manager employee at Fedex hates you and your package, yes YOU, and hand writing "FRAGILE, NANA'S CHRISTMAS PRESENT" on your box makes it more likely to be broken.

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Oct 30, 2009

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A self fulfilling prophecy

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Oct 30, 2009

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MisterBibs posted:

I found out today that someone I had a low key interest in is fuckin sixteen..

Like, I'm in a long term monogamous relationship. I'm not exactly looking for anything. But I don't know what's worse; that she's underage, or her stories about old men not giving two shits about her being sixteen.


MisterBibs posted:

Yeah, imagine being that dude who has to unpack it. I wasn't trying to sleep with her or anything, I just thought she was cute.

But like I said, the worst part is the stories she told me about guys who didn't have the NOPE NOPE SIXTEEN ABORT ABORT rule wired into their brains. Like, OK, I'm OK that my reaction was revulsion, imagine dudes who didnt.

Please stop talking

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Oct 30, 2009

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oldpainless
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I drank an entire half gallon of chocolate milk today.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Happy birthday!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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My advice is to not do it

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Oct 30, 2009

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I need to go to work soon but I just want to sit and play witcher 3 blood and wine

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Big storm knocked out the power. Been about 9 hours. 55000 without power. Don’t worry tho they got the power back on in the million dollar homes neighborhood

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Oct 30, 2009

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Aren’t you a banker or something fornrich people?

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Oct 30, 2009

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While I feel for you on a personal level, anything where rich people lose money is a plus in my book.

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Oct 30, 2009

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America is a capitalist hellhole where workers are fired for no reason because of right to work and also somehow never fired despite being terrible employees

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Oct 30, 2009

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I suppose I could try calling you less

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Some people are still under the belief that HR is there to help the employees. These people are morons. I work in HR.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Actually I don’t work in HR but that doesn’t make my post less true.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Ok yes I guess the part about where I said I work in HR is actually less true because it isn’t true at all but the parts before that part are even truer in comparison to the falsehood following them.

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I recommend working less hard and not worrying about it. I used to be like you friend until I remembered one simple truth. If you died they’d have someone take your place by next week.

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Oct 30, 2009

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If your business card “says I am white” they probably will!! Ahaha that’s a little joke based on how often minority populations have trouble with officers of law enforcement while white people seem to have much less trouble

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Oct 30, 2009

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I had to watch the first 10 minutes of jay and silent bob reboot

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Oct 30, 2009

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Manager Hoyden posted:

I am an old getting a cs degree (work paying for it so why not) and jesus cristo programmers are the loving worst human beings alive. Complete garbage. Asking for help with anything programming related anywhere on the internet invites the most hostile and/or smug responses I have ever read. Like just stay quiet if you don't want to help, it takes zero effort to ignore someone.

You need some help buddy? It’s called skill and talent. Try getting some.

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His Divine Shadow posted:

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Then it's all stressfull, gotta wake the kids, forget my wallet, need to get gas or I won't make it so I gotta go back home and get my wallet, late for work, tired, stressed.

For me, when I feel rushed in the morning I find setting my alarm for 15 minutes or so earlier helps me manage my time and not feel so rushed. Maybe you can try that?

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credburn posted:

I want to talk about this customer from work, who was so incredibly difficult and obnoxious that I could not tell if this was performance art, or if there was a hidden camera or something.

I work at a 7-11

This guy comes in, he's probably in his 20s.












"Did a customer return this?" he says, picking up a quart of motor oil. "I'll put it back on the shelf."

I catch up to him, knock the oil out of his hand.




"Get out of the loving store."

"Where's your boss?"

"Get the gently caress out of the store!"

He tries to grab the motor oil again, and I knock it away, and it goes bouncing down the aisle.

"Just get the gently caress out," I say. "Get the gently caress out of the store."



Finally he does. The couple customers in the store are all silent.

Wow OP you’re a big jerk

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Oct 30, 2009

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I flipped to an oldies station on the radio today and it was playing Cryin by Aerosmith from 1994 and friends I am Furious

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Had to fire a guy today in a Bad spot. It sucked.

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I am just desperately unhappy

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I was in jury duty all week hearing testimony in a case where the charge was continued sexual assault of a minor. Don’t let the charge fool you though.






It was two minors.








:smith:

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credburn posted:

As in... one minor assaulted the other?



No

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Biplane posted:

Doesn't really matter now, I can't afford to buy another.

Is it not returnable?

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Oct 30, 2009

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Nthing others opinions abojt how you should feel proof of yourself. You’ve accomplished so much already. Now start mixing steroids in to increase workout gains and watch your self confidence skyrocket!

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Lmao

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To this day, this very day, I don’t know the difference between a break and a fracture

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