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Here's how it's going to work. There will be two players. If more than two people want to play, they will be randomly assigned to either Team White or Team Black (other than Allen Wren, who has told me what a horrible idea this is. He called Black). We will be playing a game of poo poo-talking chess. You have one job, and that is to talk poo poo. For every turn, each piece (or pawn) which is legally allowed a move will be assigned a number, and the piece selected to move will be determined via RNG. Each legal move for this piece will then be assigned a number, thrown once again to the RNG gods to determine the player's final move. Because there is basically no way in hell that this will result in a win for either side within our lifetimes, the game will come to an end when it is no longer fun. I have some errands to run, so go ahead and express interest! The game will start either when I get home, or when we have two interested parties, whichever ends up being more relevant.
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didnt read the rules ok lets do edit: bitch edit: biatch
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Sep 20, 2016 21:16
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waitlist me
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Sep 20, 2016 21:18
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Sep 20, 2016 21:20
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stfu idiots.
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Sep 20, 2016 21:21
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hey kashuno how about you start us off by confessing how much you suck at
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Sep 20, 2016 21:21
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a lot but not as much as YOU
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Sep 20, 2016 21:22
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you're not even as good at sucking as I am
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Sep 20, 2016 21:23
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I don't waste my time on skills someone as great as I would never make use of
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Sep 20, 2016 21:23
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I don't like talking poo poo about other people but this game has all the right people for such a thing, I'm torn.
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Sep 20, 2016 21:31
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At least I'm not forum posters Peramene Kashuno or Murmur Twin
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Sep 20, 2016 21:32
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Capitalize my p again bitch
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Sep 20, 2016 21:37
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JOHN CENA posted:At least I'm not forum posters Peramene Kashuno or Murmur Twin Sorry, am I supposed to know you from somewhere?
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Sep 20, 2016 21:44
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This is the worst possible idea. But I'm still going to win.
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Sep 20, 2016 22:07
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NAH the worst idea is you loving playing
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Sep 20, 2016 22:10
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gently caress the planet I'm in.
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Sep 20, 2016 22:12
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Have we met? I don't remember fuckin scrubs
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Sep 20, 2016 22:14
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Kashuno posted:Have we met? I don't remember fuckin scrubs neither do I did I gently caress your mom? remind me
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Sep 20, 2016 22:16
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Allen Wren posted:neither do I I mean if you're turned on by ashes in a (granted, very nice) urn then you're more hosed up than any insult I can dish out
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Sep 20, 2016 22:19
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Kashuno posted:Sorry, am I supposed to know you from somewhere? No, because you can't see me.
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Sep 20, 2016 22:28
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Anybody want to gently caress my mom? We mostly shoved her in a box somewhere.
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Sep 20, 2016 23:00
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Kashuno posted:Sorry, am I supposed to know you from somewhere? thats the original Marco from Naruto Forums
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Sep 20, 2016 23:07
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You guys are disgusting. Welcome aboard! Odds are Team White, evens are Team Black.  Therefore, TEAM WHITE MMT Kash dongs TEAM BLACK Wren Cena peramene --- You may now commence poo poo talking. Turn one will arrive shortly.
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Sep 20, 2016 23:34
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HERE WE GO! White goes first. Ten pieces may move: the eight pawns, as well as the two knights. They will be numbered 1-10, in order from left-to-right, up-to-down. This is going to be our numbering schema for the course of the game.  Thank gently caress, it's a pawn. The pawn has two moves: it has its standard forward shamble, and it also has the special beginning-game en passant (that thing where it can move two forward from starting position). So, 1 for normal, 2 for en passant. In the future, it may/will be 1 for normal, 2 for capture.  This actually looks like a normal game of chess, so far. 
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Sep 20, 2016 23:45
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I will take this moment to clarify that left->right, up->down will be considered from  PLAYER PERSPECTIVE
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Sep 20, 2016 23:47
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GOOD OPENER
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Sep 20, 2016 23:51
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Second verse, same as the first. Black has its pawns and knights available, numbered 1-10 as for Team White.  Welp, here we go. This knight has two moves. In numbered order, it may go to c6 or a6 (we're following L-R U-D for everything). So...........  c6 it is. 
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Sep 20, 2016 23:54
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For the next turn, available to Team White are both the pawns and knights from before, but also their queen. This could get ugly fast!  But it won't. 1 for standard, 2 for EP.  lol 
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Sep 21, 2016 00:02
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RULES CLARIFICATION Post literally whenever. You don't need to wait to be prompted or anything.
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Sep 21, 2016 00:06
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Lol what a stupid as gently caress move by black
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Sep 21, 2016 00:06
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As before, black has its pawns and knights available, but due to positioning the knight on c6 is #1, with the knight in back as #10. So that's how this works, okay?  Oh, cool. Normal or EP?  Hmm okay. 
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Sep 21, 2016 00:12
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Kashuno posted:Lol what a stupid as gently caress move by black the only good move you ever see is your family, moving away from your stankass
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Sep 21, 2016 00:15
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Mod error: I just realized that the rook at position #11 had a valid move that no thoughtful human being would ever execute. It should have been in the mix and I will not repeat this mistake.
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Sep 21, 2016 00:15
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Propaganda Machine posted:Mod error: I just realized that the rook at position #11 had a valid move that no thoughtful human being would ever execute. rookie move.
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Sep 21, 2016 00:17
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JOHN CENA posted:rookie move. 
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Sep 21, 2016 00:19
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gently caress whitey
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Sep 21, 2016 00:19
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Aww, here it goes. We have available for Team White: 1-8: pawns 9: knight-b1 10: bishop-c1 11: queen 12: knight g1  May the odds be ever in my favor. You know the drill.   Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Sep 21, 2016 00:26
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For Team Black: 1: pawn 2: knight 3-9: pawns 10: rook 11: knight 12: rook (lol)  Boring.  So boring.  Yawn.
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Sep 21, 2016 00:32
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I think these teams need rebalancing pmach all the geniuses are black and MMT can't play chess with all those knives in her back Oh hey dongs I've missed you (with my gun I mean)
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peramene posted:I think these teams need rebalancing pmach all the geniuses are black and MMT can't play chess with all those knives in her back What do you think this is, The Wire?
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