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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



if you are a working professional who has to shave buy a real razor op lol

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



remember the goon who hated belts haha

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003


7'O Clock are the only gillette razors worth buying.
And super silver if you can still get them i guess.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


I seen those super silvers on the black market going for a pretty penny.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012


canpakes posted:

Like what just Blades for a drat shingle knife or what. I'm talking about shaving razor blades here

Assuming you're a boy, buy this: https://www.amazon.com/Merkur-Long-...r/dp/B000NL0T1G

and buy this: https://www.amazon.com/Personna-Dou...B0077LAJT2?th=1

$30ish plus shipping gets you months of shaving, even if you toss the blade after every single use. Then you just buy more razors.

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


There seems to be some Confusion here I'm talking about buying face shaving razors not just like a pack of STANLEY razors for a roofing knife . Good Christ.

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


Roylicious posted:

Assuming you're a boy, buy this: https://www.amazon.com/Merkur-Long-...r/dp/B000NL0T1G

and buy this: https://www.amazon.com/Personna-Dou...B0077LAJT2?th=1

$30ish plus shipping gets you months of shaving, even if you toss the blade after every single use. Then you just buy more razors.

Oh what in the gently caress I suppose you want me to buy a steampunk pocket watch as well?

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012


canpakes posted:

Oh what in the gently caress I suppose you want me to buy a steampunk pocket watch as well?

Uh obviously? How else are you going to be able to demonstrate value to the HB9/10s at the scene?

LegoPirateNinja
Nov 15, 2003
It's like a custom title but not

canpakes posted:

Like what just Blades for a drat shingle knife or what. I'm talking about shaving razor blades here

god drat do you buy toilet paper by the single roll too

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


People I need razors to shave my face with not a genuine badger fur shaving brush and sterling silver razor handle to do civil war reenactments with. If there is a better idea than dollar shave club I would like to hear about it

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



canpakes posted:

People I need razors to shave my face with not a genuine badger fur shaving brush and sterling silver razor handle to do civil war reenactments with. If there is a better idea than dollar shave club I would like to hear about it

modern razors are a commodity you do not need and if you want inexpensive solutions put in some effort

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009


Just be a real man and tweeze your beard instead of shaving. Tweezers don't get dull.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Get your bro to bite your beard hairs out

*not gay

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!


Plaster Town Cop

I don't shave every day but DSC is fine. I've been using the 4 blade razor for like 3 years and it works good OP. I still use regular shaving cream, it's better than their butter.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003


double edged razors are also superior because you can't really cut your wrist or give some a buck fifty with a cartridge razor.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

donkey salami posted:

Shave your balls

penus penus penus
Nov 8, 2014

by piss__donald


use a safety razor you idiot

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007



i will never give my money to europoor Unilever

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


im gaye posted:

modern razors are a commodity you do not need and if you want inexpensive solutions put in some effort


im gaye posted:

modern razors are a commodity you do not need and if you want inexpensive solutions put in some effort

I don't want to slice my jugular with one of these steampunk razors either

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Roylicious posted:

Assuming you're a boy, buy this: https://www.amazon.com/Merkur-Long-...r/dp/B000NL0T1G

and buy this: https://www.amazon.com/Personna-Dou...B0077LAJT2?th=1

$30ish plus shipping gets you months of shaving, even if you toss the blade after every single use. Then you just buy more razors.

Correct. I spend $20 eveey year and a half on a pack of 100 double edged safety razors. I have enough shaving soap from last Christmas to last me 3 years.

Total spent on shaving in the last 6 years: $140 and that includes the original razor and brush purchase.

Stop wasting money on cartridges and dont be taken in by that trendy dollar shave club bullshit.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004


canpakes posted:

I don't want to slice my jugular with one of these steampunk razors either

thats why you spend the 20 bucks for the handle... hence the "safety" part of the razor.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Have blonde facial hair so you can more or less use regular Mach 3 blades indefinitely without issue.

Also switch up using shaving cream and gel throughout the week to keep your face in check.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009



Pillbug

Maybe you should pitch a fit to hr about gendered expectations in your work dress/appearance code, it's 2016 this isn't okay.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Goonstone Champ x2

I tried to switch to dorco razors but their QC was trash on my order and like 1/3 would cut the poo poo out of my face. It also didn't give nearly as close of a shave for me.

I have really coarse, dark hair that grows quickly and look like I have a 5 o'clock shadow after shaving with gillette razors. With dorco I looked like a god drat hobo.

I really wanted to switch too because they are super affordable. If every time I switched out the razor it wasn't like playing a bad game of rock paper scissors I might have stuck with them.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009


a bone to pick posted:

I like Burr's podcast too!

I want some Shari's Berries

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Grimey Drawer

i got a full beard (1/2") and heh do my "edge work" with disposables. mebes 2-3x per week, razor lasts a week or 2. bag is like $3 or some poo poo. gently caress off.

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
I do feel a bit guilty about sharing the videos of the girls who were genuinely nice to me. However I then read the "camming connection" on Stripperweb. I went in without a hateful bone in my body, and came out one hour later a full blown misogynist.

Found your testimonial on the OP.


Straight razors are too goony, double edge razors are too steampunk, so you've definitely made the right choice here joining a club to send you cheap disposable cartridges.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

DID YOU KNOW: A ruddy duck produces huge eggs. A full clutch of eggs can weigh more than the hen that laid them!

~SMcD

The words "the razor and the blades" has become a widely used phrase meaning a product designed to rip the customer off, this should tell you something. Stop being gillette's bitch and get a goddamn safety razor.


canpakes posted:

If there is a better idea than dollar shave club I would like to hear about it

Soak your face in gasoline and then light a match, give yourself disfiguring 3rd degree burns. The horrific melty-plastic-looking skin you will be left with after months of recovery and cosmetic surgery won't grow any hair at all, so you'll never have to spend money or time shaving ever again.

Plus you can make up a story about rescuing a kid from a burning house or something, chicks will dig that.


This entire process will be less painful than the idiotic dollar shave club that expects you to use crappy disposable razors for a week each, because they only send you like 4 or 5 of the things a month.

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?

going to the store is too much work for you op?

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.


My facial hair basically does the Homer Simpson thing where I shave, and it seems like moments later I'm stubbly again. Plus it grows in at weird, uneven angles and I have to basically go over my face like three times to get it shaved without leaving patches.

My brother got me a gift card for dollar shave club for Christmas one year, so I tried it. With their fanciest one (4 blades?), I found that my Gillette Fusion on a blade I had been using for a month still worked better than a brand new one of theirs. It was really uncomfortable and left a lot behind. I tried for a full month in case my face just needed to adjust, but no luck. So I cancelled that and got a pack of 12 Fusion blades to last me a year.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO3pUVbNSnA#t=66s

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

COMFY FLEECE SWEATERS ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

If the cost of razors is something that you put thought into and impacts your life I don't know what to tell you OP. Sorry about your life I guess?

Rape Stink
Feb 14, 2012


Just buy a safety razor you retard. If you're really concerned about it being too "steampunk" or w/e you're a stupid gently caress. It's a cheap and easy way to get the hair off of your fat stupid goony face.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Use "shaving oil" instead of soap or shaving cream

It works very well no matter what razors you use

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005


Manchild King posted:

Found your testimonial on the OP.


Straight razors are too goony, double edge razors are too steampunk, so you've definitely made the right choice here joining a club to send you cheap disposable cartridges.

im trying to figure out how a forest ranger with only a straight razor and some creek water heated up over a fire is goony

having someone mail you plastic from china monthly is the definition of goony consumerism

goonerism

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Tell 'em that God's gonna
cut 'em down.


Manchild King posted:

Found your testimonial on the OP.


Straight razors are too goony, double edge razors are too steampunk, so you've definitely made the right choice here joining a club to send you cheap disposable cartridges.

leet like jeff shave

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Grimey Drawer

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Use "shaving oil" instead of soap or shaving cream

It works very well no matter what razors you use

i think its incorrect to use non-barbasol due to jurassic park

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


LMAO if you haven't had a custom 3D engineered eighteen blade full face and neck razor made. I just put on the shaving cream, center, pull down a quarter inch and rinse off.

Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.


I used to get the 4-blade but I dropped down to the 2-blade because I was getting too many ingrowns. If you notice you're gettin a lot of ingrowns, drop down to the 2-blade razors, they work good on what ails ya.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3913 days!


Shredded Hen

gillette sensor excel is the only razor ive ever needed

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