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The words "the razor and the blades" has become a widely used phrase meaning a product designed to rip the customer off, this should tell you something. Stop being gillette's bitch and get a goddamn safety razor.canpakes posted:If there is a better idea than dollar shave club I would like to hear about it Soak your face in gasoline and then light a match, give yourself disfiguring 3rd degree burns. The horrific melty-plastic-looking skin you will be left with after months of recovery and cosmetic surgery won't grow any hair at all, so you'll never have to spend money or time shaving ever again. Plus you can make up a story about rescuing a kid from a burning house or something, chicks will dig that. This entire process will be less painful than the idiotic dollar shave club that expects you to use crappy disposable razors for a week each, because they only send you like 4 or 5 of the things a month.
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TVs Ian posted:My facial hair basically does the Homer Simpson thing where I shave, and it seems like moments later I'm stubbly again. Plus it grows in at weird, uneven angles and I have to basically go over my face like three times to get it shaved without leaving patches. lol using a blade for a month at a time, it's dull as gently caress and that's why you don't get a good shave. the FUSION doesn't have magic technology that can keep an edge sharp. you have the electro-vibrator one, don't you? it hides the dullness by doing a bit of sawing movement with the vibrator, it's the Ginsu of razors. get a razor that you don't have to stretch out for 30 days because buying them will put you in the poorhouse. like bob cratchit begging scrooge for a piece of coal, "please mr gillette just one more blade, it's christmas  "and despite all that the dollar shave club was worse 
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