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free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't realize when I paid my dues for college that it included the health insurance cost. I waived the insurance and was surprised today to see an extra $1500 in my checking account. What should I do with it?

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Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
google helium exit tent

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
Invest it in a mutual fund

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
two word: pc cleaner inhalants

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Do a lot of drugs.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Honestly just get some blow and some high class escorts.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Look OP, you need to invest that money into your future.

I recommend 750 powerball tickets.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
pay to suck 15 dicks

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
buy a first edition of the dictionary then look up gaylord & enjoy the photo of u thats there

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
did you use debt to pay your dues?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Put it in an IRA so that in 30 years when you're ready to retire you'll have more than $1500 thanks to your sweet sweet returns but it won't matter because inflation will actually make the value of your investment worth less than the original total. Then you can stretch that money across several months by exclusively eating cans of tuna and occasionally campbells soup when you want to splurge.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Give me $1500

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

dookifex_maximus posted:

pay to suck 15 dicks

tell you what OP, I have a better deal for you. If you want to frivolously waste your money like this instead of investing for large returns, you might as well get the most bang for your buck. I'll bulk discount you, $1500 for sucking my dick 20 times.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

LegoPirateNinja posted:

did you use debt to pay your dues?

nope, paid out of pocket

edit: liking the dicks idea so far

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Red Suit posted:

I didn't realize when I paid my dues for college that it included the health insurance cost. I waived the insurance and was surprised today to see an extra $1500 in my checking account. What should I do with it?

buy yourself an avatar you jackass

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




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Buy 150 more accounts for Dare

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Buy me plat so I can PM you a link to my kickstarter.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

jon joe posted:

bulk discount

this is the most unbelievable part of this post

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Spend it on me :)

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Buy forums upgrades for anybody that doesn't post in this topic.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Pay for a poop bag with jewels encrusted on it

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

donate it to lowtax and see what kinda title you get below your avatar for $1500

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Make it rain at the strip club with 1500 items from the dollar tree.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


please buy me no man's sky thank you

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Celluloid Sam posted:

please buy me no man's sky thank you

you aren't missing much

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


please give me 80 dollar's I will not buy no man's sky with it I will let buy weed guaranteed

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Have you heard of Amway?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

buy 150 re-regs for dare

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

504 posted:

Have you heard of Amway?

nope, explain

Tuxedo Gin posted:

buy 150 re-regs for dare

who is dare

Klimpy Borf
Oct 22, 2010
Hmm, I'm betting you probably have some car/motorcycle/bicycle repairs that you've been kind of wanting but putting off. Spend $500 on that and feel the satisfaction of taking care of things that have been bugging you. Take another $500 and save it in whatever method you feel best, whether it's investing it or just keeping it in a small emergency fund. Take the last $500 and use it on some nice dinners, nights out with friends, or some small purchases that you've been wanting.

Have fun with it!

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
nothing cause thats not like a lot of money inr eality and its worth having when u need it op

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Wintermutant posted:

Buy 150 more accounts for Dare

lmao drat beaten

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Blazing Zero posted:

google helium exit tent

lol I chuckled audibly and a guy looked over and thought I was laughing with him and gave me a knowing smile. Turns out he was complaining about Mexicans

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
If you're buying sid weed can you buy me weed too

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Red Suit posted:

you aren't missing much

no mans sky is actually way fun and awesome if you didn't go into it with the mindset of someone who kickstarted star citizen, its a cool game to have installed so you can just chill out and explore planets after a long day at work

like of course there aren't giant fleet vs fleet space battles and poo poo lol smdh at these idiots who were all daydreaming about features like kids talking at recess



Blazing Zero posted:

google helium exit tent

shhhhh don't let the mods hear!

Napalm
Feb 7, 2004

Buy 1500 hot dogs

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Napalm posted:

Buy 1500 hot dogs

at doobie's this would only get you around 200 hot dogs

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
the smart thing would be to save it, like with a CD or and Roth or something. Pay off debt etc..

But gently caress that go buy a new tv or a some other creature comfort.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Change my usename to Vane Saw Massacre

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cnut
May 3, 2016

Buy some lottery tickets and let it ride!

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