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I didn't realize when I paid my dues for college that it included the health insurance cost. I waived the insurance and was surprised today to see an extra $1500 in my checking account. What should I do with it?
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google helium exit tent
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Invest it in a mutual fund
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two word: pc cleaner inhalants
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Do a lot of drugs.
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Honestly just get some blow and some high class escorts.
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Look OP, you need to invest that money into your future. I recommend 750 powerball tickets.
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pay to suck 15 dicks
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buy a first edition of the dictionary then look up gaylord & enjoy the photo of u thats there
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did you use debt to pay your dues?
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Put it in an IRA so that in 30 years when you're ready to retire you'll have more than $1500 thanks to your sweet sweet returns but it won't matter because inflation will actually make the value of your investment worth less than the original total. Then you can stretch that money across several months by exclusively eating cans of tuna and occasionally campbells soup when you want to splurge.
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Give me $1500
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dookifex_maximus posted:pay to suck 15 dicks tell you what OP, I have a better deal for you. If you want to frivolously waste your money like this instead of investing for large returns, you might as well get the most bang for your buck. I'll bulk discount you, $1500 for sucking my dick 20 times.
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LegoPirateNinja posted:did you use debt to pay your dues? nope, paid out of pocket edit: liking the dicks idea so far
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Red Suit posted:I didn't realize when I paid my dues for college that it included the health insurance cost. I waived the insurance and was surprised today to see an extra $1500 in my checking account. What should I do with it? buy yourself an avatar you jackass
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Buy 150 more accounts for Dare
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Buy me plat so I can PM you a link to my kickstarter.
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jon joe posted:bulk discount this is the most unbelievable part of this post
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Spend it on me ![]()
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Buy forums upgrades for anybody that doesn't post in this topic.
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Pay for a poop bag with jewels encrusted on it
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donate it to lowtax and see what kinda title you get below your avatar for $1500
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Make it rain at the strip club with 1500 items from the dollar tree.
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please buy me no man's sky thank you
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Celluloid Sam posted:please buy me no man's sky thank you you aren't missing much
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please give me 80 dollar's I will not buy no man's sky with it I will let buy weed guaranteed
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Have you heard of Amway?
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buy 150 re-regs for dare
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504 posted:Have you heard of Amway? nope, explain Tuxedo Gin posted:buy 150 re-regs for dare who is dare
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Hmm, I'm betting you probably have some car/motorcycle/bicycle repairs that you've been kind of wanting but putting off. Spend $500 on that and feel the satisfaction of taking care of things that have been bugging you. Take another $500 and save it in whatever method you feel best, whether it's investing it or just keeping it in a small emergency fund. Take the last $500 and use it on some nice dinners, nights out with friends, or some small purchases that you've been wanting. Have fun with it!
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nothing cause thats not like a lot of money inr eality and its worth having when u need it op
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Wintermutant posted:Buy 150 more accounts for Dare lmao drat beaten
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Blazing Zero posted:google helium exit tent lol I chuckled audibly and a guy looked over and thought I was laughing with him and gave me a knowing smile. Turns out he was complaining about Mexicans
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If you're buying sid weed can you buy me weed too
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Red Suit posted:you aren't missing much no mans sky is actually way fun and awesome if you didn't go into it with the mindset of someone who kickstarted star citizen, its a cool game to have installed so you can just chill out and explore planets after a long day at work like of course there aren't giant fleet vs fleet space battles and poo poo lol smdh at these idiots who were all daydreaming about features like kids talking at recess Blazing Zero posted:google helium exit tent shhhhh don't let the mods hear!
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Buy 1500 hot dogs
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Napalm posted:Buy 1500 hot dogs at doobie's this would only get you around 200 hot dogs
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the smart thing would be to save it, like with a CD or and Roth or something. Pay off debt etc.. But gently caress that go buy a new tv or a some other creature comfort.
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Change my usename to Vane Saw Massacre
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# ? Mar 6, 2021 04:09 |
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Buy some lottery tickets and let it ride!
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