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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > GBS Graveyard > Fart shaming Megathread
Should farts be shamed?
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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


Pillbug

 Smell at any size people are wrong.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013


 *toot*

# ? Sep 20, 2016 23:36
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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



 I am reading The Disaster Artist and the guy who made The Room is a fart shamer. At one point he refuses to let a valet park his Benz because he thinks he's going to fart in the seats. Then later he blows up at a crew member for farting on set because it's "disgusting like hell". He is a very problematic man.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 23:40
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

 gently caress you, i have crohn's!

*gets tested for crohn's*

*is disappointed that the test is negative, since this means farting is my fault*

# ? Sep 20, 2016 23:55
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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

 here I sit broken hearted, tried to poo poo but only ???

# ? Sep 20, 2016 23:56
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cnut
May 3, 2016


 My farts are shameful

# ? Sep 20, 2016 23:58
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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015




 ALL YOU PEOPLE CAN DO IS POST HATRED

# ? Sep 21, 2016 00:09
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White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000



 Farts are totally natural. Like breathing.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 00:32
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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

# ? Sep 21, 2016 00:57
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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Wedge Regret

 A new female hire is stationed in my cubicle. How can I shame her with farts? Also what can I do to enhance the strength of farts?

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:12
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Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

 doorknob on everyone itt

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:35
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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



 Here's to that guy at everyone's work that when he farts he lifts one knee way up to his chest and generally makes a big deal about it

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:56
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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



 Farts Are Useless

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:57
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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

 Who beefed?

e: Dude!

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:58
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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

a hole-y ghost posted:

Farts Are Useless

Well done

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:59
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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

 I don't fart, as I'm afraid if I do that poo poo will come out and boy would that be embarrassing.

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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Skeleton Ape posted:

Here's to that guy at everyone's work that when he farts he lifts one knee way up to his chest and generally makes a big deal about it

Thanks for noticing!

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:25
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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

 My dog has very smelly farts, so I fart on him when I get the chance. I feel like it's pretty mutual, because he likes being warm.

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



 I like a good fart, mine or yours, I appreciate the artistry.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:51
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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 14, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!


 suck the farts out of my shitpipe

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

 Hey man if you're that sick just go to the hospital already!

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