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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > GBS Graveyard > Fart shaming Megathread
Should farts be shamed?
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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 393 days!

Pillbug

 Smell at any size people are wrong.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 23:35
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# ? Sep 23, 2017 14:46
Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!

 *toot*

# ? Sep 20, 2016 23:36
Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008

The most richly flavored of all drunkards.

 I am reading The Disaster Artist and the guy who made The Room is a fart shamer. At one point he refuses to let a valet park his Benz because he thinks he's going to fart in the seats. Then later he blows up at a crew member for farting on set because it's "disgusting like hell". He is a very problematic man.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 23:40
LegoPirateNinja
Nov 15, 2003
It's like a custom title but not

 gently caress you, i have crohn's!

*gets tested for crohn's*

*is disappointed that the test is negative, since this means farting is my fault*

# ? Sep 20, 2016 23:55
let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

 here I sit broken hearted, tried to poo poo but only ???

# ? Sep 20, 2016 23:56
cnut
May 3, 2016



 My farts are shameful

# ? Sep 20, 2016 23:58
The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


 ALL YOU PEOPLE CAN DO IS POST HATRED

# ? Sep 21, 2016 00:09
White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000



 Farts are totally natural. Like breathing.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 00:32
Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

# ? Sep 21, 2016 00:57
Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!

Toilet Rascal

 A new female hire is stationed in my cubicle. How can I shame her with farts? Also what can I do to enhance the strength of farts?

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:12
Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

 doorknob on everyone itt

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:35
Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008

The most richly flavored of all drunkards.

 Here's to that guy at everyone's work that when he farts he lifts one knee way up to his chest and generally makes a big deal about it

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:56
a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



 Farts Are Useless

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:57
Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

 Who beefed?

e: Dude!

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:58
Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

a hole-y ghost posted:

Farts Are Useless

Well done

# ? Sep 21, 2016 01:59
Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

COMFY FLEECE SWEATERS ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

 I don't fart, as I'm afraid if I do that poo poo will come out and boy would that be embarrassing.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:22
ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Skeleton Ape posted:

Here's to that guy at everyone's work that when he farts he lifts one knee way up to his chest and generally makes a big deal about it

Thanks for noticing!

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:25
its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

THEY'RE KILLING US! AND WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE AND THAT AIN'T FAIR!

 My dog has very smelly farts, so I fart on him when I get the chance. I feel like it's pretty mutual, because he likes being warm.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:48
Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


 I like a good fart, mine or yours, I appreciate the artistry.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:51
Rape Stink
Feb 14, 2012


 suck the farts out of my shitpipe

# ? Sep 21, 2016 02:52
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# ? Sep 23, 2017 14:46
Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

 Hey man if you're that sick just go to the hospital already!

# ? Sep 21, 2016 03:01
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