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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007



Hi GBS,

I'm starting a new gig as a marketing consultant with a pretty major Chirstian Religion (don't worry not Catholocism lol). Anyways I wanted to get people's thoughts on the bible. It seems like it's not that popular these days and we're wondering what would get you back in to it. Would steampunk help? If we had a steampunk version of Jesus, with steam and cogs and whatever, would that help?

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme those gat dang candies

i think it is time for another anime bible

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007


aw, remember steampunk?

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


No kids are in to steamcrunk these days. Way different.

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011



i think it'd be cool if jesus was gay and maybe wanted to cut his dick off

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!

Toilet Rascal

I think kids are obsessed with Drake. Have the artist, Drake, in this book.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007



They already have Bibles with totally bitching covers to attract youth

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



Canned Ferret

Modernised new testament with the apostles as teenagers and jesus as a wise stoner.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


the bibles got some freaky sex and violence so maybe theres a way you can shoehorn drugs in there? maybe just slip in "god doesn't mention anything about shooting heroin though" every time the bible mentions drunkards being lame or whatever

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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007



We are definitely talking with the people at VICE about some collaborations.

Just trying to get your feelings on this: Action Bronson Reads the Bible?

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