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GRILLARY CLINTON

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
now that gbs is deleted forever, i think i'll start posting in byob. i consider myself a lower-middle tier gbs poster but feel that with time i could be a better than mediocre byob poster. what are the unspoken rules and cultural mores i should observe in byob? what gets a laugh here?


:frogsiren: IK EDIT: :frogsiren:

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Am I gonna have to do a sig? I like the idea of having a cool and funny picture right below this post.

quote:

hello, you are welcome to post and have fun. have you considered getting a spooky halloween av? it will improve your posting experience

YES, everyone should get spoopy avs and fall sigs

av requests can be posted here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3636960
and before you buy the spoopy av, go here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788761 and register your old av and fluffieduckie will give you your old av back after halloween
you should also get the pumpkin tag and maybe the bone buds tag when you buy the av

sig request can be posted here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788637

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is thre a thread where we can say things like "suck my dick, you fuckman" and "kindly suck poo poo directly from my rear end in a top hat" or "suck my drat balls", these were staples of my posting style

there's the basement crew for those posts: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3768283

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YES YOU CAN GET RID OF THE BLUE BACKGROUND AND THE ADORABLE KITTY (if you're a monster)

instructions are here http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774303&userid=78670#post462876289

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Sep 22, 2016

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FluffieDuckie

welcome! Be sure to stop by our actual written rules thread and maybe read the Byob goldmine for good thread ideas.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

City of Glompton

welcome new friend! be funny, and nice. check out our goldmine for examples of funny. oh and don't be sad if a thread gets gassed, it's the circle of life.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

GRILLARY CLINTON

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
thanks for the help guys. i will go check out the goldmine!

HATECUBE

thanks for letting me crash on your couch

games has been really intense lately and im not good enough at cars to post in AI

im going to celebrate my new life on chill island by drinking until my av spins all the way around

FluffieDuckie

Bacon Hat posted:

thanks for letting me crash on your couch

games has been really intense lately and im not good enough at cars to post in AI

im going to celebrate my new life on chill island by drinking until my av spins all the way around

you'll fit in just fine here :)


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec
Watch out, gbs posters, everyone here is actually really mean and most definitely unchill!

City of Glompton

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Watch out, gbs posters, everyone here is actually really mean and most definitely unchill!

hi h*ck, i hope you're having a nice evening! good to see ya :glomp:


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

BirryJoru

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
home again home again

jiggity jig


(am I doing it right?)





NOPE!

FluffieDuckie

you're just fine birry


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

City of Glompton posted:

hi h*ck, i hope you're having a nice evening! good to see ya :glomp:

Yeah, having a good time with my e-friends!

Masturbasturd

City of Glompton posted:

hi h*ck, i hope you're having a nice evening! good to see ya :glomp:

Hey yeah it's gerat like 5 goons got stabbed in FYAD already, can I post a chill video hear to see id if it sprins? OK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9DVcBZto4E

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City of Glompton

it will spin, if you give it time champ

hi birry, welcome back :)


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Speaking of chill, there's always this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms_S3sd5JzU

BirryJoru

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

FluffieDuckie posted:

you're just fine birry

just fine?


that's cool





NOPE!

BirryJoru

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

City of Glompton posted:

hi birry, welcome back :)

"you can never go home"





NOPE!

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

FluffieDuckie posted:

you're just fine birry

Keep an eye on Birry, he's. .......shifty

Ace of Baes
I'll teach you how to be a good poster, if you print out a bunch of BYOB flyers and post them on telephone poles in your city.

Facebook Aunt

wiggle wiggle




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ

BirryJoru

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Keep an eye on Birry, he's. .......shifty

keeping my shifty eye on you





NOPE!

Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:
MFW GBS gets taken out

Duck note: please don't post pictures of maimed children in Byob

Maybe read our exciting rules thread for more exciting rules

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Sep 22, 2016

BirryJoru

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
nooner, you're doing it wrong





NOPE!

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless
hi new people!

byob is a chill place, so if you need to take a vacation to someplace warmer, come visit the famous Carcel Gatito: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3790760

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Salmiakki


funny images of battered refugees :)

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
welcome! the weed is right by the door.

Facebook Aunt

wiggle wiggle




HighwireAct posted:

welcome! the weed is right by the door.

Oh great, new arrivals are expected to do yard work.

FluffieDuckie

Is nooner's picture of an actual maimed child? Or like something from a movie. I'm posting from bed so someone help me out here


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Salmiakki


FluffieDuckie posted:

Is nooner's picture of an actual maimed child? Or like something from a movie. I'm posting from bed so someone help me out here

its a photo of an actual syrian refugee child

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Facebook Aunt

wiggle wiggle




FluffieDuckie posted:

Is nooner's picture of an actual maimed child? Or like something from a movie. I'm posting from bed so someone help me out here

It's real, but the kid isn't maimed. Just injured, dusty, and confused. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/18/boy-in-the-ambulance-image-emerges-syrian-child-aleppo-rubble

FluffieDuckie

Ok thanks. I took it out after I got sal's note. Let's just not do stuff like that tonight while I'm not in a position to make judgement calls


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

FluffieDuckie posted:

Is nooner's picture of an actual maimed child? Or like something from a movie. I'm posting from bed so someone help me out here

Life is actually just a really bad movie

Boomzilla

Everything is terrible! :dance:

Ace of Baes
I want one of the ik's to do some brutal owns on the GBS clown posting pics of maimed children in our good forum, I want the ik to do body slams, and chokeholds, and suplexes, on the GBS guy posting pics of maimed children.

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

Boomzilla posted:

Everything is terrible! :dance:

I am actually amazing

FluffieDuckie

Ace of Baes posted:

I want one of the ik's to do some brutal owns on the GBS clown posting pics of maimed children in our good forum, I want the ik to do body slams, and chokeholds, and suplexes, on the GBS guy posting pics of maimed children.

There will be no violence here tonight


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat

Ace of Baes posted:

I want one of the ik's to do some brutal owns on the GBS clown posting pics of maimed children in our good forum, I want the ik to do body slams, and chokeholds, and suplexes, on the GBS guy posting pics of maimed children.

this sounds so sick

at the same time I can't advocate violence b/c it goes against the essence of the chill

FluffieDuckie

There's plenty of violence in qcs rn. I'm sure there are some bitching body slams happening right this very moment

Also I understand some misguided refugees headed over to Fyad so you might keep an eye over there for all your ultraviolence needs


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec
Byob is the Switzerland of the forums

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Byob is the Switzerland of the forums

no, that would be business and finances

byob is more like an island of chill and magic in a sea of madness

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Goa Tse-tung

;3

byob owns it seems? kinda owns that it owns imo


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