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Date (The Social Activity) What is a Date? A date is a form of courtship between two parties with the primary function of determining one's suitability as a partner. Notable Dates The First Date - A rite of passage for any adolescent or adult. The First Date is a coming of age ritual which acts as not only a celebration but also the first "Emotional Whirlwinds"(frequently seen in your favorite movies) any individual may facein their lives which trandsends previous "Emotional Whirlwinds" caused by your parents not buying you a Playstation 3 or losing out on the last Coca-Cola flavored slurpee at your local 7-11 Double Date - An advanced date maneuver involving more than two people, up to four or even five! The Double Date is not for the faint of heart, with "Emotional Whirlwinds" being thrown from person to person in such a close proximity it may be too much for a prospective Date to handle, resulting in mental breakdowns. Pro-Dates Dates are what Humans strive for, the connection with another Human being that gives some lives meaning. Being a social species the concept of Dates appeals to most Humans prefer to do on their free time due to the interaction with others, it is something that gravitates toward the species. Not to mention the myriad of movies, games, books, and audiobooks that centers around Dates! Anti-Dates Dates can give you confidence and take it away, "Dates Gone Awry" has created many fierce monsters over the year from Republicans to Supervillains. Dating is not for the faint of heart, and may cause heart attacks from the uncontrolled "Emotional Whirlwinds" being thrown all about a room with reckless abandon. Contrary to popular believe "Emotional Whirlwinds" in the context of a Date cannot be controlled, and puts all passerbys at risk of a collision with these dangerous objects. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Date (The Fruit)  What is a Date? A date is a sweet fruit eaten by hand that are extremely nutritious and versatile with the cabability of being pitted and stuffed with other flavorings (pitted dates are also known as stoned dates). Nobody knows where the date came from, some speculating that it has been a part of the Human diet ever since Humans existed, with some fringe groups suggesting that the date was delivered to the world by an alien species. It is widely accepted that dates are from Iraq. Notable Dates World's Largest Dates - The Israeli Avraham Date is the world's largest date, growing to a size of 10 centimeters! (Now that is a big boy!) The consumption of the World's Largest Dates is said to cause a sudden growth spurt to anyone that digests them, some Humans growing up to four feet taller! A theory held by some of the top professors in the world is that those born in and around Israel only grow to a natural height of 0ft-2ft tall, and a ritual held by the entire region which involves eating the World's Largest Dates to grow to an average of 4ft-6ft tall! This ceremony acts as a time of peace and harmony for all in the area, dropping their weapons and swords for the "Growth Date" The Date Diet - A newfound diet which is said to cause weight loss and cure diseases is "The Date Diet" which involves digesting three cups of dates a day and that's it. The theory is when you forego water and other forms of energy in exchange for dates, it causes the body to work at levels previously thought impossible. Superhuman strength, superhuman speed, correcting vision without the use of glasses, The Date Diet can theoretically do it all! Pro-Dates Dates are highly nutritious, and a great staple in any diet! Some call it "nature's candy" due to the sweet taste of a Date. Dates are said to make the Baby King of the World happy, with each one eaten giving the ruler a giggle. There's a hardly ever a bad time to eat a Date, as it makes those around you happy to see the nutritious snack being digested in your body. Anti-Dates Dates do not taste good to many people, the sweetness being too much to bear. For those who have the "Sour-Tooth", the opposite of a "Sweet-Tooth", eating a Date could be catastrophic. Causing those that possess a "Sour-Tooth" to break out into hives, fevers, hotbumps, zits that cannot be popped, a persistent urge to itch your right thigh. Severe cases of digestion in "Sour-Tooth" individuals have caused some to turn into living, breathing dates. A fate worse than death. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Date (The Timekeeper)  What is a Date? A date is what makes our world go round, literally! Dates are how we track time and years to figure out where we are in the place! It also acts as a historical tool, which allows Humans and Dogs to attribute an event in the past to not only a place, but a time. Notable Dates The French Snafu - During the French Revolution, inspired by their Revolutionary ways, the French decided to change the sacred Dates system from seven days in a week to ten days. Needless to say it did not end well. The French Snafu caused many within the influence of the new Date system to go absolutely mad, the region fell into disarray as they did not know when to pick their fruits, go to work, or go to the bathroom in some cases. Tens of thousands of people died during The French Snafu, and no other group has ever attempted to change the Dates again after learning their wrath. The New Year - A legendary time throughout the world and universe, the celebration of the death of the Old Year in exchange for The New Year. Many gather around their national sacrificial grounds (For instance, Times Square in The United States) to witness this death in person. It is a joyous time as The New Year allows for the realization of Human resolutions, thereby advancing the race. Pro-Dates Without dates, all civilization as we know it would collapse! War would break out, everyone would starve, some would forget when to go to the bathroom, Dates (the fruit) would rain from the sky as all reason and logic in the world would be abandoned. Dates are what allow the universe to function and without it, nonsense would reign supreme. Anti-Dates It is widely believed that Dates are marching the entire universe to its eventual demise. The same belief dictates that there is no such thing as "Natural Causes", rather that Dates are mass murderers. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Date (The Band)  What is a Date? Not much is known about Date, other than they are a "dansband" from Sweden that has existed since 1993. Their music is said to cause giants to cry, babies to grow into full adults during songs, and the go-to tune to put to rest any arisen Swedish Trolls and Goblins that are known to roam the countryside in raiding groups. Notable Dates Peter Hecktor - The Cute One. Jesper Gran - The Chubby One. Jan Lindberg - The Bad Boy. Björn Headlam - The Swedish One. Pro-Dates The band acts as the premier counter-terrorism unit in the country of Sweden! Warding off bands of Vikings, mythological creatures and even dragons through the sweet melody of their music. They also act as a means of peace, bringing groups together in involuntary dance when two sides disagree. Anti-Dates In the grand scheme of bands, their influence hasn't stretched outside of Sweden, some suggest this is because they have a calling in their native land to provide peace. Some would simply say they are not as good as ABBA. Most agree that they are not as good as ABBA. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Date (The Clan)  What is a Date? A Date was a member of the Samurai Kin clan, the "Date Clan", one of the many powerful families in Japan at the time that worked to keep and defend the land they owned from the warlords from other regions. Eventually the family gained independence through a series of successful wars and battles, proving that they swung their swords the best out of any other family. They were a very substantial threat during their heyday! Notable Dates Date Masamune - A legendary tactician known as the "one-eyed dragon" because he had one eye! He also was rumored to be a dragon due to his sneezes emitting fire. While many believed he were a dragon, nobody ever saw the tactician change form in front of others. Date Tsunamune - This Date knew how to party! He would host the wildest parties in all of Japan! He is known for inventing Beer-Pong, the Beer Bong, and the Mr. Beer Make-Your-Own-Beer kit. Every other family was jealous of the parties he could throw and would actively not invite his enemies and make them seem like nerds. Eventually said nerds would get him arrested for being drunk and "kicking too much rear end", the descendants of this Date never made it past middle-management of the organizations they belonged in thanks in large part to "The Party Date" Pro-Dates They were a group of powerful fighters and powerful partiers, leaving their mark on Japan for the centuries to come. Every other ruling family in other countries can only strive to be as well rounded as the Date Clan. Anti-Dates They don't exist anymore, and it is widely believed that guns would beat samurai because of samurai being stuck with swords. Ostentatious fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Sep 21, 2016 |
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this is when my two goats first met, so i would call this a goat date Barbara is a bit of a cradle robber ---------------- |
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Sep 21, 2016 23:30
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Updated: Added bold text to make the important talking points more legible
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Sep 21, 2016 23:39
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I feel an important distinction to make is the Date in the "Date Clan" is two syllables and is pronounced "dah-teh" I think this should be taken into consideration when debating this issue. Thank you 
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Sep 21, 2016 23:48
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will someone go on a date with me and samurai duel me so I can make an informed decision please?
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Sep 22, 2016 01:59
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i tried saving a date on my calendar but it got all rotted and stuff
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