Seinenfeld

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Seinenfeld

«‹›2 »

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

George: You don't think she yada yada'd cyborgs.

Elaine: (Raising hand) I've yada yada'd cyborgs.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 10:30

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:27

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

jerry: shes got mech hands, george!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 22, 2016 13:27

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*kramer bursts through door, his treads getting stuck for a moment on Jerry's rug* "beep boop beep beep beep"

*audience breaks into laughter*

# ? Sep 22, 2016 13:30

wearing a lampshade

Gerald: I did not pick my nose. You observed me from a side profile as I scratched my nose. It was an easy thing to confuse, but I did not pick my nose for I disapprove of such a disgusting habit.

Liebesinteresse der gerald: ah I see my folly now. Very well, I am happy that we discussed this issue and we can proceed with our courtship like as before.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 13:32

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

E-Laine: Beep-boop?

Lubrication Nazi: No oil for you!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 13:50

alnilam

George: temperature below lower threshold; retracting central-lower appendage

# ? Sep 22, 2016 14:06

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

George: temperature below lower threshold; retracting central-lower appendage

# ? Sep 22, 2016 14:13

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

georgebot: [query:] have you engaged in auto-erotic intercourse within the last 24 hours?
seintron: beep boop

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 22, 2016 14:15

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

georgebot: [query:] have you engaged in auto-erotic intercourse within the last 24 hours?
seintron: beep boop

*kramerbot bursts through door and lurches toward georgebot and seintron* "beep beep boop" *small slot opens and spits several dollars out*

# ? Sep 22, 2016 14:20

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 22, 2016 14:22

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 22, 2016 14:28

Macnult

Luvcow posted:

*kramer bursts through door, his treads getting stuck for a moment on Jerry's rug* "beep boop beep beep beep"

*audience breaks into laughter*

lol

# ? Sep 22, 2016 14:30

Piso Mojado

alnilam posted:

George: temperature below lower threshold; retracting central-lower appendage

# ? Sep 22, 2016 14:34

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

# ? Sep 22, 2016 14:36

wearing a lampshade

YEV9000: I'm afraid I can't give you the soup, George.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 14:56

jyrque

These ram chips are MAKING me thirsty

# ? Sep 22, 2016 15:04

google THIS

GEORGEBOT: a show about UNDEFINED JERRYBOT: affirmative. a show about NULL GEORGEBOT: type mismatch error. a show about UNDEFINED

# ? Sep 22, 2016 15:45

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

What's the deal with air traffic control software?!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 15:53

alnilam

google THIS posted:

GEORGEBOT: a show about UNDEFINED JERRYBOT: affirmative. a show about NULL GEORGEBOT: type mismatch error. a show about UNDEFINED

Ahundredbux posted:

What's the deal with air traffic control software?!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 16:04

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

*slap bass, but its dubstep*

# ? Sep 22, 2016 16:26

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

hth posted:

*slap bass, but its dubstep*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr3BXrbmxe4
this but with the seinfeld theme

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:04

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

https://soundcloud.com/jetaimeabelard/seinwave

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:09

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

George2D2: energy cell on top of the garbage compactor looks like it still has power, I'll plug it in

CSeinP0: :stonk:

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:23

Sophy Wackles: > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Ahundredbux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr3BXrbmxe4
this but with the seinfeld theme

*Robokramer hacks his way past Jerrybot's firewall*

"My enjoyment boolean has been set to true Jerrybot"

*dancing robotically*

# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:02

heard u like girls

Ahundredbux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr3BXrbmxe4
this but with the seinfeld theme

freaking nice, hell

----------------

# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:19

loquacius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkHegPYwoUk&t=17s

# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:34

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

And what's the DEAL with fleshbags?

# ? Sep 22, 2016 19:46

Nathilus: I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

I feel comfortable in this thread for some reason. It reminds me of halcyon days and lost ho.. ho... *sniffle* HOOOOOOOMES BAAAAAAWWWWWWW! :qq:

# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:02

Android Blues

alnilam posted:

George: temperature below lower threshold; retracting central-lower appendage

i dont understand the title of this thread but i understand that i like this post

# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:18

loquacius

Ahundredbux posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr3BXrbmxe4
this but with the seinfeld theme

This one is my favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H13pIS3ZXO8

~~~so peaceful~~~

# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:19

Matoi Ryuko

# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:19

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

for(y<4)
{
fembot.println("yada")
y++
if(y=3)
{
shoplift(shirt)
}
}

# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:20

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

Matoi Ryuko posted:

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:33

Sophy Wackles: > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

loquacius posted:

This one is my favorite

~~~so peaceful~~~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

Cyberlaine: "Jerrybot, did you see Wintergatan in concert last night?"

Jerrybot: "Negative"

Cyberlaine: "Jerrybot! You must, you simply MUST!!"

Jerrybot: "Affirmative. Query: What is the deal with music?"

Cyberlaine: ERROR UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Sep 22, 2016

# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:37

google THIS

George: Jerry, my files were corrupted! I require additional technical readouts of the female robot with oversized manipulators!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 20:53

Manifisto

Sidra: they're real and they're big-endian

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:09

ziasquinn

George and Jerry are sitting at Monk's. There are neon lights everywhere and hover-cars are seen outside. The waitresses are robots.

George has a new cybernetic body and sits forlorn and silent. Jerry smiles and shakes his head.

Jerry - "i can't believe you signed that contract."
George - "I know, I'm so stupid. I got this cyborg body because I thought it would give me this stuipd promotion, and now they're going to repo it from me. I NEED IT TO LIVE JERRY"
Jerry - "It's unfair and uncivil."

George nods his head.

Elaine laughs and sips her coffee

Elaine - "you know you should do what my friend LeRoy did, he went and demanded to be promoted to cyborg jobs."
George - "Just like that? He just....demanded?"
Elaine - "Of course, you can't tell a cyborg no, they're very dangerous."
George - "I"M NOT DANGEROUS!" *slams his fist through the table* "I'm a monster."
Jerry - "Oh come on George just tryyyyy itttt!"
George - "Okay....you're right! I'm going to march in there and DEMAND they give me the promotion I bought this body for, so I can pay for this body."
Jerry - "That's the spirit!"

George gets up and walks through the front door of Monk's

Elaine - "Jerry won't you reconsider going out with my friend Jaycee?"
Jerry - "No way, I have a strict 'no synthetics' policy."
Elaine - "As a favor to me?! I need those tickets she said she would give me if you go out with her."
Jerry - "fine...FINE! but you owe me one. Synthetics are so sensitive for being high-tensile machine beings."

# ? Sep 22, 2016 21:28