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misty mountaintop posted:

Me: What are these, Trevor? WHAT ARE THESE *shaking box of pop tarts*
Trevor: You know what they are mom
Me: Who taught you about these? Where did you learn this behavior?
Trevor: FROM YOU, MOM, I LEARNED IT FROM YOU

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I think my teenage son has a breakfast problem.

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first tine posting here in E/N. it started innocently enough with an eggo here, a belvita breakfast cookie there, but I drove by IHOP late last night and saw him with some friends ordering pancakes. advice?

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"This is your brain on breakfast"

[dramatically sizzles a bunch of dank weed nugs in a frying pan]

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FactsAreUseless posted:

I sink my entire body into a warm oatmeal bath. I let it pour through my folds and crevices, the oatmeal swallows me whole and soon I forget my body entirely. Carefully, I eat an egg.

gently sliding into oatmeal bath with FAU. nothing romantic, just two guys who love breakfast, sharing the experience together. Not a word is spoken as the oatmeal works it's way over me. I eat an egg.

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any BIG breakfast eaters itt?

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Cheryl on the corner, turning Trix for money

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google THIS posted:

medicinal breakfast is a joke. You can just wander into a waffle house and tell the waiter "ohh, I'm so hungry" and they'll write you up a scrip with hardly a question asked

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google THIS posted:

push the toaster lever and prepre to jam!

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