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misty mountaintop

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Worried about my teenage son. I found a box of Eggos in his room hidden in the underwear drawer.

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misty mountaintop

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The hot new game with Urban Teens is Deaning: literally eating Jimmy Dean sausages for breakfast.

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Me: What are these, Trevor? WHAT ARE THESE *shaking box of pop tarts*
Trevor: You know what they are mom
Me: Who taught you about these? Where did you learn this behavior?
Trevor: FROM YOU, MOM, I LEARNED IT FROM YOU

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Piso Mojado posted:

"This is your brain on breakfast"

[dramatically sizzles a bunch of dank weed nugs in a frying pan]

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Toaster Strudel. Toaster. Struuuuudel. Toaster toaster toaster toaster. Stru. Del. Strudel.

They is, they is, they is

If this is a reference to that Tobias Wolff short story, I want you to know that I got it, because I am well-read.

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loquacius posted:

*stands on sidewalk corner leaning against wall* Psst. Hey. Hey kid. Kid. You want some breakfast? *holds out tantalizing baggie of chopped celery sticks* First meal is free. You want more, you come find me. I got that Jimmy D, I got that Special K, I got Two Scoops, I got Snap Crackle Pop, anything you need. Most important meal of the day, son.

hahah

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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

we were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the breakfast began to take hold, but it was hard to tell with the boxes of silverware rattling loudly in the trunk.


Business Gorillas posted:

*frantically tries to click on lighter to heat bent spoon full of sausage gravy*


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Dylan and Eric ate breakfast every day.

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Business Gorillas posted:

Went to Toasting Man this year, split a cinnamon roll with my buddy, and ended up going to the oatmeal tent and doing lots of things with tech workers id rather not talk about in polite company

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Cheryl on the corner, turning Trix for money

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social vegan posted:

look if you're going to do it, do it organically, this synthetic poo poo will kill you. Just last week we had 3 deaths connected to cinnamon candle consumption, don't be another statistic

lmao

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now make the belt into bacon

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