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Me: What are these, Trevor? WHAT ARE THESE *shaking box of pop tarts*
Trevor: You know what they are mom
Me: Who taught you about these? Where did you learn this behavior?
Trevor: FROM YOU, MOM, I LEARNED IT FROM YOU
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breaking fast
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Sep 22, 2016 16:18
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which is what breakfast is actually a portmanteau of, so like, whoa
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(Soap opera organ intro)
Francine: It's over, Gerald. I'm leaving you.
Gerald: What? What are you talking about?
Francine: You said you'd stop. You promised me, and you promised the children. But I found hollandaise sauce on one of your shirts.
Gerald: Francine! Darling, it was nothing! i'm in control! I can quit anytime I want!
Francine: No, Gerald. I think you've Benedicted for a long time. I was just too blind to see it.
(Dramatic organ outro. Francine storms out. Gerald, despondent, gets out a pack of English muffins and struggles to undo the twist tie with shaking hands)
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two innocent teens download the "hot coffee and a cheese danish" mod, little knowing the nightmare world they are about to enter
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in my state you have to show your id in order to buy maple syrup, and they limit you to one small bottle a month. you also have to sign an affidavit stating your intent to use it in a pork chop glaze or something similar
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Sep 22, 2016 19:38
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medicinal breakfast is a joke. You can just wander into a waffle house and tell the waiter "ohh, I'm so hungry" and they'll write you up a scrip with hardly a question asked
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push the toaster lever and prepre to jam!
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Waffle House of the Rising Sun
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I got the Fitbit on my arm
And I'm pourin' Borden
And I toast the best bread
'Cause I got it goin' on
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