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symbolic

Titanic: "I'll never let go," lets go

Star Wars: Episode IV: cheap special effects create monumental franchise.

Kill Bill: Uma Thurman kills everyone, looks stunning.

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scorpion king: for sale: scorpion king. never watched.

Macnult

big black turnout posted:

scorpion king: for sale: scorpion king. never watched.

scorpion king 2: on sale at most grocery stores

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec
Speed: The bus that couldn't slow down

Twerkteam Pizza

Synecdoche, New York: I'm so meta, even this acronym

Twerkteam Pizza fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Sep 25, 2016

Tiberius Thyben

Gone Phishing


Sausage Party: Simultaneously pretentious, edgy, racist, immature poo poo.

Forgive the language. Movie was really bad. :(

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Blade Runner: Han Solo eats noodles, shoots robots

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event horizon: get out them unneeded eyes ASAP

sunshine: weird spirituality makes space much spookier

interstellar come on, TARS!! Come on, TARS!!!

FactsAreUseless

Cinderella: I miss my mother, she died

Snow White: My dead mother used to sing

Beauty and the Beast: She sang to me before school

A Goofy Movie: A dog, his son, they bond

Matey

eat food

jay and silent bob strike back: the movie everyone was waiting for

big black turnout



Macnult posted:

scorpion king 2: on sale at most grocery stores

scorpion king 2: has netflix's marco polo's hundred eyes

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

FactsAreUseless posted:


A Goofy Movie: A dog, his son, they bond

It's the leaning tower of Cheesa

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suicide squad: everyone hates it yet $750 million

mad max: fury road: abused runaways drive away and back

the martian: matt damon eats potatoes on mars

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Red Dawn: White American youth kill ethnic invaders

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Once Upon a Time in the West: belt? good. suspenders? great. both? bad

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the babadook: Mourning family struggles with grief personification

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec
Fire in the Sky: Now I can't fall asleep tonight

FactsAreUseless

The Godfather: The Crime King Is In Charge

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drat i forgot they were supposed to be funny

FactsAreUseless

JFK: The Beautiful President Dies Of AIDS

FactsAreUseless

Die Hard: Jim McCain Fights The Terror Man

Radical and BADical!

by Lowtax
succubus: hell bent gary busey screen time? 90 seconds

back to the future kid WANTS mom to bone dad

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Metropolis: Superman Isn't In This, Don't Bother

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier: Captain Steve Soldier Meets The Wolfman

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The Hunt for the Red October: Russian navy selected a bad captain

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The Hobbit: Wolverine Is In This IDK Why

Hector Beerlioz

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Akira: Someone please explain what's going on

FactsAreUseless

The Hobbit 2: Wolverine Is Gone But Jack Sparrow!

FactsAreUseless

The Hobbit 3: Jim McCain Fights The Terror Orc

flerp
silent hill the second one: pyramid head has a fight scene

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Million Dollar Baby: For sale: baby who's, very expensive.

SIDS Vicious


Mighty Joe Young: a lady saves a gorilla

Matey

eat food

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood: I think you get the idea .....

FactsAreUseless

Taxi Driver: Jackie Chan Fights A Robot Taxi

Android Blues

Pinocchio: Bad Puppet Is Punished By God

Hector Beerlioz

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Home Alone:Approved by the American Dental Association

treasure bear

the holy mountain eh? ugh wah? aaaaaaa i.. errr... hmm

Hector Beerlioz

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treasure bear posted:

the holy mountain eh? ugh wah? aaaaaaa i.. errr... hmm

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Air Force One: snakes on a plane nab prez

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Rocky: Local Man Mumbles To Grinding Loss

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