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Total Recall: All you remember is: three titties

# ? Sep 25, 2016 09:06

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 15:24

FactsAreUseless

Alien: There is an alien in here.

Aliens: There are an aliens in here.

Alien 3: There are three alien(s) in here.

Alien Resurrection: There's that alien again, hi alien.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 12:30

Salmiakki

who framed roger rabbit: allegory that will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Sep 25, 2016 14:49

Pimpcasso: VOLS BITCH

The thing: kurt russell has a sweet hat

# ? Sep 25, 2016 15:18

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

Men in Black: Men in Black shoot the aliens

# ? Sep 25, 2016 15:21

Pimpcasso: VOLS BITCH

The thing (new one): no kurt russell but some swedes

# ? Sep 25, 2016 15:21

Salmiakki

the thing from another world: no excessive gore, no one cares

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ty cat dynamite

# ? Sep 25, 2016 15:28

Elusif

Scary movie: not scary, guy's balls clearly visible

# ? Sep 25, 2016 15:39

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

kingdom of heaven: they're on earth all the movie

lucy: whole premise is a common misconception

# ? Sep 25, 2016 16:00

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

captain america civil war: it's what avengers 2 should have been

# ? Sep 25, 2016 16:04

Flyball

Candyman: Don't discount urban legends. Helen... Helen...

# ? Sep 25, 2016 17:51

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

FactsAreUseless posted:

Alien: There is an alien in here.

Aliens: There are an aliens in here.

Alien 3: There are three alien(s) in here.

Alien Resurrection: There's that alien again, hi alien.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 17:57

City of Glompton

Overboard: Kidnap rich bitch, complete your family.

alternatively

Overboard: Multiple felonies result in heartwarming comedy.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 25, 2016 17:59

Tumblr of scotch: Please, don't be my neighbor.

The Big Lebowski: gently caress it, Dude; let's go bowling

# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:06

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Suicide Squad: Will Smith Picked This One, LOL

# ? Sep 25, 2016 18:07

flavor.flv: I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Wild Wild West: He turned down Matrix for this

# ? Sep 25, 2016 19:13

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

RandomFerret posted:

Wild Wild West: He turned down Matrix for this

lmao

# ? Sep 25, 2016 19:13

Manifisto

Hellraiser: Hieronymus Bosch's take on foxy boxing

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 25, 2016 19:58

symbolic

Cars: hahah, cute...who asked for this?

Cars 2: no, seriously, who asked for this?

Cars 3: WHO THE gently caress ASKED FOR THIS?!

Planes: now you're just loving with us.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 20:01

flavor.flv: I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Jurassic Park: Samuel Jackson says 'butts.' Also, dinosaurs.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 20:19

unicorn dreams

Silence of the Lambs: Hey, are you a size fourteen?

# ? Sep 25, 2016 20:19

Macnult

Repulsion: traumatized manicurist vs. clueless, thirsty men

# ? Sep 25, 2016 20:32

Theophany: SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Con Air: Nic Cage is Trump's idealised convict.

Every Steven Segal movie, ever: Government agent saves America from something.

Frailty: Whoever wrote Dexter was not original.

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 20:37

joke_explainer

Robocop: gangster red forman says "bitches leave!"

Robocop: Don't use live ammunition in demonstrations

Robocop: Far more badass than historical Jesus

# ? Sep 25, 2016 20:43

Manifisto

Showgirls: travesty? satire? either way there's breasts

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 25, 2016 20:49

flavor.flv: I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Batman vs Superman: Didn't watch it. Looked really long.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 21:00

FactsAreUseless

Batman v. Superman: Superman is in this. Don't bother.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 21:38

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Irreversible: Death Gay Beating Rape Sad Happy

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 21:45

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Batman vs Superman: concession guy told me it's terrible

# ? Sep 25, 2016 21:50

Solar Tornado: A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Captain america: civil war: thirteen-year-old's fanfic comes true.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 21:51

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

melancholia: it's kind of a bummer, man

# ? Sep 25, 2016 21:52

PantsandCola: you did good... you did good

no country for old men: there's no country for old men

# ? Sep 25, 2016 21:57

joke_explainer

Solar Tornado posted:

Captain america: civil war: thirteen-year-old's fanfic comes true.

uhh... the hulk and iron man didn't make out... :confused:

# ? Sep 25, 2016 22:17

joke_explainer

There Will Be Blood: oil guy is competitive and mean

# ? Sep 25, 2016 22:19

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

joke_explainer posted:

There Will Be Blood: oil guy is competitive and mean

There will be blood: oil guy is the Third Revelation

# ? Sep 25, 2016 22:45

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

there will be blood: washing down afterbirth with a milkshake

# ? Sep 25, 2016 22:55

flavor.flv: I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Air Bud: No rule dogs can't play basketball

Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver: No rule dogs can't play football
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Air Bud 14: Super Buddies: Update the rulebook for god's sake

# ? Sep 25, 2016 23:03