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Nooner: AN A+ OPSTER (:

# ? Sep 26, 2016 16:08

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FactsAreUseless

- You need to get on the roof.

- You need to climb on, or over, a hill.

- You are flying somewhere, such as Chicago, or Jacksonville.

- You need something from an upper shelf or cabinet.

- You want to seem taller.

- You need to see over something.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 16:10

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Libraries become extra loving chill when you're high.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 16:14

Elusif

hamjobs posted:

Libraries become extra loving chill when you're high.

It is generally true that higher elevations are cooler.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 16:17

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

It is generally true that higher elevations are cooler.

that's the truth, and you should bring a jacket.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 16:22

Smash it Smash hit: prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

hey it's my friend nooner (:

qqqq

# ? Sep 26, 2016 16:32

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

joke_explainer posted:

We're rapidly approaching an understanding of the brain where we could add something that would make it completely impossible for a given person to abuse any particular drug again without severe negative consequences, permanently. Do you think that is an ethical way to deal with drug abuse?

so i dont get upset thinking about a clockwork orange future that deals with drug abuse by introducing unnatural functions to an individual's brain rather than through education and improving housing/food/medicine for society as a whole, man

# ? Sep 26, 2016 16:50

Mariana Horchata

the more man smoke the herb the more babylon fall

# ? Sep 26, 2016 20:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

To make spaghettification due to the tidal forces of a black hole easier to deal with

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# ? Sep 26, 2016 21:22

Arkanomen: All he wants is a hug

I used to get high all the time to relax and also be good at smash brothers, but then I got older and my job gaurentees I can't smoke until I'm old. I miss it sometimes when I smell someone enjoying the herb.

Smoke one for the people who can't smoke no more. Then smoke another bowl because you can't just smoke one.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:32

Fredflonston

Mariana Horchata posted:

the more man smoke the herb the more babylon fall

When you trying to hack mad ice and but Dixie Flatline wont STFU about the new Skyrim reissue.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 22:55

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

joke_explainer posted:

You just got poisoned sharing a drink with a member of an opposing delegation and have only a few minutes to purge your digestive tract of the organ-destroying venom, you have no gag-reflex, but luckily weed makes you instantly queasy. Clear the chamber of that bong and survive.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:17

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Zorodius posted:

Are horse whisperer; really want to get inside that Clydesdale's head

Drew Hierophant in tarot card drinking game

Day 1, time to break in this Oval Office

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:18

Nathilus: I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Mariana Horchata posted:

the more man smoke the herb the more babylon fall

when u gonna clean ur room

:420:

when yew gonna go to work

:420:

when yoo gonna goto class

:420:

when yu gonna got o court

Buh da da da dat dah.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:23

Nathilus: I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Arkanomen posted:

I used to get high all the time to relax and also be good at smash brothers, but then I got older and my job gaurentees I can't smoke until I'm old. I miss it sometimes when I smell someone enjoying the herb.

Smoke one for the people who can't smoke no more. Then smoke another bowl because you can't just smoke one.

I just did this. Where the gently caress am I and why are the forums blue and purple?

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:24

Arkanomen: All he wants is a hug

Nathilus posted:

I just did this. Where the gently caress am I and why are the forums blue and purple?

You're trapped in the blazed world now. You smoked a bowl of the faery weed and now you're stuck in the chill dimension for all time (at least until you aren't high anymore)

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:37

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

You're about to debate Donald Trump in front of 100 million viewers

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:41

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

You're trying to think of new ways to get rid of the Jews. Nah man, gently caress that. Got the munchies. Just gonna bake some chocolate chip cookies in...this...oven

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:43

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

misty mountaintop posted:

You're trying to think of new ways to get rid of the Jews. Nah man, gently caress that. Got the munchies. Just gonna bake some chocolate chip cookies in...this...oven

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:45

Nathilus: I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Arkanomen posted:

You're trapped in the blazed world now. You smoked a bowl of the faery weed and now you're stuck in the chill dimension for all time (at least until you aren't high anymore)

Oh ok. I remember this from farcry.

https://youtu.be/0nnUpYkbVsE

# ? Sep 27, 2016 01:46

nvm no cake

you're awake

# ? Sep 27, 2016 09:46

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

Smash it Smash hit posted:

when you have to watch your boring rear end grandson

hmm I bet babysitting is real fun if youre high

# ? Sep 27, 2016 10:07

lemons123

my dad stopped raping me violently cause i was too "old" at 8

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# ? Sep 27, 2016 12:32

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

lemons123 posted:

my dad stopped raping me violently cause i was too "old" at 8

Hey! Chrelck out the hello threads so you can post just as bad but in a constructive way.

A reason: benign addiction

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# ? Sep 27, 2016 13:09

nvm no cake

# ? Sep 27, 2016 13:26

H.H: August is the Cruelest Month

lemons123 posted:

my dad stopped raping me violently cause i was too "old" at 8

Ahahah since GBS is now defunct Dare posts in BYOB.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 13:46

Nathilus: I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

H.H posted:

Ahahah since GBS is now defunct Dare posts in BYOB.

Maybe he really is just like us

# ? Sep 27, 2016 16:10

The_Book_Of_Harry

💉 because you want to push the limits of physical intensity

:lsd:

to push the limits of psychological intensity

:420:

because it has myriad pleasant effects and is unlikely to ruin one's life

# ? Sep 27, 2016 16:24

social vegan

your name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiid kid rock

# ? Sep 27, 2016 16:25

Nathilus: I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

social vegan posted:

your name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiid kid rock

When your the jay oh ee to the cee ho, when they call you joe c an' you got more game than coleco

(RIP) (mucho game-o)

# ? Sep 27, 2016 16:30

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

i like to smoke weed to try and get an appetite when im too depressed to eat

even if it dont work at least im high

# ? Sep 27, 2016 16:41

Smash it Smash hit: prettay, prettay

when your "ba wid the ba" wont "bang to bang diddy" :420:

qqqq

# ? Sep 27, 2016 17:24

Paladinus: heyHEYYYY!!!

When you don't want to be a winner.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 17:55

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Nathilus posted:

When your the jay oh ee to the cee ho, when they call you joe c an' you got more game than coleco

(RIP) (mucho game-o)

I love that album. Somehow it's made better by the fact that Kid Rock is such a bad rapper.

quote:

Originally "Cowboy", "Devil Without a Cause" and "Only God Knows Why" were rejected by Atlantic Records. The label did not understand a rap song about a cowboy and wanted him to take the "I'm going platinum" line out of the title track,because at that point,his albums had gone nowhere.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 22:32

Nathilus: I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Zorodius posted:

I love that album. Somehow it's made better by the fact that Kid Rock is such a bad rapper.

# ? Sep 27, 2016 22:59

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Because I only smoke on days of the week that have a Y in it, and before you ask, because (no backsies)

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# ? Sep 27, 2016 23:10

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