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If you rednecks don't sit down and shut up, I'm gonna go back to my car, get my karate gi, and whup everybody in the arena
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I miss Rick Rude's promos where'd he call the crowd a bunch of fat slobs
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Sep 26, 2016 18:18
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Put Mick Foley or Stephanie in it.
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Sep 26, 2016 18:18
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The thing that kills a promo for me is always "And I'm gonna do that this Sunday at WWE pay per view Clash of the Cage War: Fastlane in Habooken New Jersey at 8 PM EST or on the dubayadubyaeee network".
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Sep 26, 2016 18:23
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Literally every Dolph Ziggler promo is the exact same
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Sep 26, 2016 18:49
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"Actually, that's pretty reasonable"
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Sep 26, 2016 18:51
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*removes hat and runs hand over head to simulate deep thought before responding*
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Sep 26, 2016 18:56
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stands in middle of the ring stares at the hard camera what
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Sep 26, 2016 19:08
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That moment when Foley or someone forgets their line so everyone has to repeat their last ~3 lines again.
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Sep 26, 2016 19:27
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everybody knows wants to know where i've been
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Sep 26, 2016 19:41
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That one guy who just kept saying what all the time not letting people talk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_y3OOQniDU
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Sep 26, 2016 19:46
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TWENTY TWO?!
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I clicked on this thread expecting "no words" to get posted, so here you go: https://youtu.be/pquYAEfbBFM
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Sep 26, 2016 23:20
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Lemme tell ya, Mean Gene...
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Sep 26, 2016 23:36
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DoctorGonzo posted:Put Mick Foley or Stephanie in it. My man 
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Sep 26, 2016 23:38
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Please welcome my guest at this time
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Sep 27, 2016 00:32
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thepokey posted:This is probably one that doesn't annoy many people but the one that gets me is a super simple one where its generally a really weak promo person who relies on "I mean" as the connector between two points. Its usually a cocky heel who sounds like they're just trying to regurgitate lines learned backstage. Nikki Bella is a major culprit for example. Looked up a random promo just then for examples and got it 3 times within the first minute: "my Sister was the one who betrayed me, I mean, when we came to the WWE it was meant to be the Bella twins against the world, and its never been that way, I mean, I've always been there for Brie, I always loved her, but secretly she never became the woman I wanted her to be, I mean, she is just so selfish". Stop loving saying I mean. Samoa Joe has been doing something similar to this with "you see" since forever (or at least since he was Ring of Honor champion).
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Skjorte posted:Samoa Joe has been doing something similar to this with "you see" since forever (or at least since he was Ring of Honor champion). Everyone in TNA did this for a while, I remember it driving Bryan and Vinny nuts
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Sep 27, 2016 01:10
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s/he saw an opportunity sending a message establishing dominance maggle
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The Rock explicitly mentions the millions (and millions) [citation needed] fans at home, but then asks if they can smell what he is cooking. As difficult as it would to cook something large and fragrant enough to have the smell permeate an entire building for the benefit of the thousands in attendance, surely the Rock realizes that the millions at home have no hope of smelling his cooking, and he's asking the impossible of his fans. Similarly, when DX were heels if everyone not down with them followed their instructions to suck it they would be trapped in an endless torturous loop of scores upon scores of people sucking them off far past the point they could attain any carnal pleasure from the act. Not even a known pervert such as the Sexy Boy Shawn Michaels could handle such a marathon oral gangbang.
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Sep 27, 2016 01:49
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"It will be..." Whenever a match is made.
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"and I quote,"
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Sep 27, 2016 02:23
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I COULD CARE LESS Could you, you gently caress? Then you DO CARE rear end in a top hat
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Alan_Shore posted:I COULD CARE LESS Caring less would require too much effort, given how little emotional investment I have in this and all. Theoretically possible, I suppose. Yes, I could care less.
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Sep 27, 2016 02:57
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THE DOG POOP THE DOG POOP THE DOG POOP
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Sep 27, 2016 11:25
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Many of the Rock's promos were in fact quite sexist and homophobic.
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Sep 27, 2016 11:33
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I DRANK MANY BEVERAGES WHAT SOME MORE BEVERAGES WHAT HAD SOME FOODSTUFFS WHAT PARTOOK IN THE AFOREMENTIONED AD INFINITUM
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Sep 27, 2016 11:43
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Junpei Hyde posted:Many of the Rock's promos were in fact quite sexist and homophobic. and racist, don't forget racist
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Sep 27, 2016 11:43
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"I will get my vengeance at Vengeance" "At No Mercy there will be NO MERCY" "There will be a backlash at Backlash" "At No Way Out there will be no way out"
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"Last night at *PPV*, I was ATTACKED/BACKSTABBED/CHEATED" *Tepid crowd response* "Roll the footage" *Footage ends, crowd is non-committal* "Now I'm not leaving this ring, until *Person Of Interest* gets their *mild expletive* out here RIGHT NOW!* *Stalls for time while crowd chants something irrelevant to entertain themselves* Yeah.. that's right! I can wait.. all night.. *Stalls for time while production butterfingers the entrance music*
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Sep 27, 2016 12:48
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"Let's talk about (wrestler I'm feuding with)--" *opponent's music hits*
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Sep 27, 2016 12:52
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reality_groove posted:"I will get my vengeance at Vengeance" Shane's promos at the first, superior UK No Mercy in 1999 are FULL of this.
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reality_groove posted:"I will get my vengeance at Vengeance" At Sunday's Mania....there will be Wrestling.
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Sep 27, 2016 13:34
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I'm here in this thread to make a statement!
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Sep 27, 2016 13:48
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I'm really upset with you and want nothing more then to get locked inside Hell in a Cell with you so I can rend you limb from bloody limb and beat you with your own leg, but I'm going to calmly let you finish your three minute monologue before responding with a rational set of counterpoints.
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[quote="OldTennisCourt" post="464714540"] At Sunday's Mania....there will be Wrestle.
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Sep 27, 2016 14:07
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"*Bunch of words*, JACK!"
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Hoss Corncave posted:"*Bunch of words*, JACK!" Was this purely a Hogan thing? There's gotta be someone else who used this but I'm blanking on it.
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OldTennisCourt posted:Was this purely a Hogan thing? There's gotta be someone else who used this but I'm blanking on it. Cena does it from time to time!
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"The WW Universe"
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