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Every now and then I get incredibely worried that I might actually be the traitor in some grand story involving my life. As a result of this I need to come up with multiple checks that I can go through to make sure that I am not in fact the traitor. Do you share a love interest with the protagonist? Sucks to be you buddy because the writer sure as hell isn't letting them end up with you. You're probably the traitor. Do you say ominous things like "In time, everything will become clear to you" then disappear into the darkness before the protagonist can respond? Yeah you're the traitor. Did you draw the card that had "werewolf" written on it at the start of the story's production? Sorry bud you're the traitor. (also a werewolf) Can you guys help me with any more? |
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Worldshatter posted:Do you say ominous things like "In time, everything will become clear to you" then disappear into the darkness before the protagonist can respond? Yeah you're the traitor. You shouldn't worry too much about this because yes, you might end up betraying the protagonist but if you keep doing the same thing afterwards then eventually it'll turn out you're one of the good guys all along. ---------------- |
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have you developed a rivalry with the protagonist which he either does not acknowledge or views as a playful contest between friends, but which has turned your insides into a churning stew of bitterness and jealousy? i have some bad news
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Sep 26, 2016 09:37
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were you previously accustomed to wealth and privilege, before the evil occupying army took over your city? Certain opportunities for advancement may present themselves to the man unencumbered by morals |
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Sep 26, 2016 09:40
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are you the last born son in the royal family, forbidden by the law of primogeniture from ever inheriting the throne? the seed of treachery lies within you
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Sep 26, 2016 09:55
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Is the protagonist an aging professional who has lost his sense of romance and whimsy? Are you a slightly younger woman who encourages him and inspires him to once again take pride in his field, lifting him out of depression and onwards towards spending his golden years doing his very best, even as his rival attempts to thwart him at every turn? Hoo-hoo-hooo, boy, do I have some bad news for you. ---------------- |
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Sep 26, 2016 10:01
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I can totally sympathise OP. I thought I was the traitor for a long time. All the signs were there, I mean just look at the list. - best friends with protagonist since childhood. - both like same girl, she chose him. - my methods are way more brutal than the rest of the team, hero dude often has to physically restrain me from shooting unarmed people in cold blood. - had lots of secret meetings in roadside diner with shadowy figure that turned out to be evil. - I even wear an eye patch for christ's sake. - I was standing next to the head bad guy on top of a dam, during a thunder storm, while he explained his plan to the protagonist. What was I doing while this was going on? Only pointing an assault rifle at my friend. So, obvious traitor right? Wrong. It turns out I was a double agent all along, as soon as evil boss guy finished his soliloquy I turned my gun towards him and said "Sorry Vlad, I'm going to have to take a rain check on that." Shot him and pushed him into the turbine intake, It was pretty sweet. Also I banged the hell out of the hot German chick that used to be the primary antagonist before vlad came along, she's on the good guy team now. So, I'm not the traitor after all, although now I'm concerned I'll get killed off in order to raise the stakes. |
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Sep 26, 2016 11:06
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Hahaha, a traitor? You're crazy, OP *dons lifelike mask of an old lady and goes to the market to sell his best friend a haunted apple* |
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Sep 26, 2016 12:00
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i'm ralph nader 
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Sep 26, 2016 12:21
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i also console-gently caress my friends' spouses when they go missing and are presumed dead but i think that's actually a pretty normal thing to do, i mean it's not like i'm gonna kill them if they reappear after shaving my head, probably |
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Sep 26, 2016 12:23
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Gatekeeper posted:i'm ralph nader How does it feel to be directly responsible for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? not to mention the financial crisis. |
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Sep 26, 2016 12:24
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Gatekeeper posted:i also console-gently caress my friends' spouses No-one cares about your sick CoD skills dude ---------------- |
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Sep 26, 2016 12:59
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do you truly love and respect the protagonist, but there's some secret fatal flaw of restlessness or envy that you just can't seem to get past? sorry bro, you've got crime of passion written all over you. moreover, you won't be able to live with yourself after your betrayal, so start studying up now on the most tragically dramatic ways to off yourself because honestly if you don't, you'll become the villain in the sequel, metaphorically killing the good person you once were, and someone will latch on to that and explain it very badly to the next generation of heroes. on the flip side, do you have a troubled past? do you resent the protagonist and openly express contempt for them on a regular basis? do you have a major altercation and storm off for the bad guy's side in full view of the heroes? well, the good news is you're prime "change of heart" material. the bad news is you're probably dead too. |
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Sep 26, 2016 13:29
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Every time I meet up with my friends the song "Sympathy for the Devil" starts playing out of nowhere! Don't get me wrong, I like the Rolling Stones, but it gets a little grating after the 57th time or so.
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Sep 26, 2016 13:55
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Doc Friday posted:Every time I meet up with my friends the song "Sympathy for the Devil" starts playing out of nowhere! Don't get me wrong, I like the Rolling Stones, but it gets a little grating after the 57th time or so. Same but it's Sy Borg by Frank Zappa ---------------- |
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Sep 26, 2016 14:17
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Have the antagonist and his forces made a deal with you to give up your rebellious friends in exchange for keeping them out of your city forever? Well not only did you betray your friends, but that deal you made just keeps getting worse all the time! Guess you'll have to redeem yourself. |
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Sep 26, 2016 14:48
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Do you really love rabbits OP?
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Sep 26, 2016 14:51
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Do you really love rabbits OP? I do, is that bad news?
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Worldshatter posted:I do, is that bad news? *begins to load kruger while weeping* Just keep telling me about them rabbits. qqqq |
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Sep 26, 2016 14:58
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*jeff foxworthy voice* if a furious man in white armor chases you with an electrified cudgel, you might be a traitor. if a talking lion dies in your place, you might be a traitor. if your name rhymes with "schmootus" and your best friend is either an emperor or the Son of God, you might be a traitor. |
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Sep 26, 2016 15:45
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did you try hitting yourself and see if you blink rapidly afterward?
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I'm a college professor who is an expert on esoteric science and one of my former students now works for the Office of Clandestine Intelligence (even more secret and badass than the CIA). He recently contacted me because a shadowy organization is committing crimes using technology based on my theories. Things aren't looking good for me 
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Sep 26, 2016 16:32
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A fact about me: My brother is the King of Denmark, his wife is smoking hot but he has this really whiny son... |
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Sep 26, 2016 19:15
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you know, ever since my best friend started hooking up with that bad news boy from the wrong side of the tracks, i've woken up each day feeling that the time was nearly right for a face-heel turn. gotta start practicing my DDT. |
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Sep 26, 2016 19:18
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are you in the third act, and though you've been mentoring the protagonist up till now, you do have a family to think about? you might just be the traitor.
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Sep 26, 2016 19:21
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walking to my usual table with my lunch tray my drink slides to the edge of the tray and begins to tip. i try to grab it, forgetting that i need both hands to support the tray. i fall on my face, food goes everywhere, everyone is laughing at me i glare at the stack of trays i usually take from, furious that the trays are always so slippery then my eyes light on another stack of trays, the "B" stack. my lips curl into a sneer |
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Sep 26, 2016 19:29
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george washington ordered one of my ancestors hung for spying on troop movements for the British in NY, they were also from a loyalist family so i guess i have traitor blood in me (whatev im p sure they werent slaveowners tho unlike the Founding Fathers) |
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Sep 26, 2016 19:46
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Mariana Horchata posted:george washington ordered one of my ancestors hung for spying on troop movements for the British in NY, they were also from a loyalist family so i guess i have traitor blood in me (whatev im p sure they werent slaveowners tho unlike the Founding Fathers) Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home from hanging posters ancestors and shooting the poo poo (and germans),, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
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Sep 26, 2016 20:08
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Do you spend your free time practicing your stabbing skills on sacks of flour? Do you admire yourself in the mirror while snarking, "Et tu yourself, bitch?"
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home from hanging posters ancestors and shooting the poo poo (and germans),, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. most people don't know that the current national anthem is an extremely toned down version of martha washington's original hard bop composition
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wait does that mean that Hamilton is non-fiction? |
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Okay, so I have shoulder-length dark hair, a tall, slender build and handsome but sharp features. My brother is broad-faced and muscular with thick wavy hair and a bright smile. He has more friends than me, which makes sense. He's always been the outgoing one, I always preferred to spend my nights in the family library. There are some fascinating old books in there, and I have studied their teachings well. If knowledge is power than I have amassed quite the arsenal. Certainly more than some unworthy fool who spends his nights in the tavern. Anyway, my bro stands to inherit our father's property and his title, and I'm really happy for him. edit: haha, whoops! I thought this was the chat thread! flavor.flv fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Sep 27, 2016
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If you're getting involved in a heist, make sure you contribute ideas or even just opinions so that you aren't one of the quiet background guys who gets shot as the heist is getting underway, but make sure you aren't overbearing and demanding the plan go a specific way, because then you might be the traitor. Try your best to be mostly ruthless but to have a soft spot for some kind of innocence, whether it be pretty women or children. Finally, do NOT be foreign. E: if the planners of the heist are all American and stealing from your country, try to have the funniest accent of all the locals pulled in for the job. If you can't, then it's already too late for you. |
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KomodoWagon posted:No-one cares about your sick CoD skills dude lmao I didnt catch that bc I haven't owned a console in about 15 yrs but lmfao |
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I chuckle and rub my hands together a lot but is it my fault if I have pseudobulbar affect and poor circulation? |
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if the camera slowly pushes in on you and ominous music plays after you say something seemingly harmless (ex. "don't worry, I'll take care of everything" or "yes I will have fries with that") you're probably the traitor learn to be aware of the cameras on you at all times and instead act like jim from the office |
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Worldshatter posted:Every now and then I get incredibely worried that I might actually be the traitor in some grand story involving my life. As a result of this I need to come up with multiple checks that I can go through to make sure that I am not in fact the traitor. Are you the space soldier that has a vendetta against pirates and is doing more than just following orders? Yup, You the traitor.
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Zyla posted:Is your name Matt? 
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