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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Google has read every single of my text messages and listened to every single one of my phone calls and read every single one of my emails for many years. Google knows me better than my own mother.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

The Management posted:

google knows that there is someone out there whose habits, styles, opinions, and sexual proclivities are exactly compatible with your own, but they can't tell you who it is.

gently caress you larry page!!!!!!!!!!!!! or whoeveer!!!!!!! SUNDAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
GIVE. BAE. NAO!!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Imagining pretty drat tidy but not insanely OCD casually neurotic nonprofit relaxed brunch lifestyle bae with consumer electronics opinions who has a newspaper subscription and im getting really lonely for her. come to butthead....

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Sham bam bamina! posted:

pretty sure there are like three webcomics named this

turns out ima fuicking idiot peice of poo poo. thanks OP

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*posting some trite bull poo poo thjinkiung im clever* cool post *hits submit*

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Sham bam bamina! posted:

thats not actually true i was just making a joke about webcomics

sorry smythe i didn't mean to hurt youre feelings :(

i have full spectrum autist and fail aids so its ok. i cant feel

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