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anytime you check out a skinny woman with a pixie cut you should also check out another woman with huge cans edit: unrelated to current topic
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CheesyDog posted:anytime you check out a skinny woman with a pixie cut you should also check out another woman with huge cans wisdom
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Apr 1, 2019 21:56
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CheesyDog posted:anytime you check out a skinny woman with a pixie cut you should also check out another woman with huge cans I'm planning to have a picture of Nadine Jansen engraved directly on my retinas so I'm always looking at a magnificently-endowed woman. Then I can gently caress all the men I want and be 100% straight.
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Apr 1, 2019 21:57
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Odd posted:Wait what? About the SATs? I only took it once, back in 1999, and got a 1450 (i think it was max 1600 back then too) with no prep and my parents said that was bullshit, i could do better, blah blah blah so i joined the military to get them to shut up about retaking it so i could get into college. I was under the impression that under 1500 was, like, full blown moron and that EVERYONE got between 1500 and 1600 They changed the scoring, 1600 is now the maximum score.
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Apr 1, 2019 21:59
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Everyone knows it's only gay if the balls touch.
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Apr 1, 2019 22:01
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gently caress these restrictive labels some times you want to touch balls and look at cans
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Apr 1, 2019 22:04
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Piell posted:They changed the scoring, 1600 is now the maximum score. yeah it was back then too, then they raised it, and now it's back down again
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Apr 1, 2019 22:05
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sneakyfrog posted:gently caress these restrictive labels some times you want to touch balls and look at cans Something Awful variation on Godwin's Law: as a thread grows longer, the probability of it turning to discuss transgender porn stars approaches 1.
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Apr 1, 2019 22:16
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r/sex D appt so good I started crying or stressed? u/s-saddle quote:So title is pretty explanatory but like was banging my gf on fri and haven’t in a couple weeks so was really looking forward to it. It was hot af and going really well. Well her car died earlier in the week and she has 3 dollars and we live 1.5 hours from one another so it had been a long, stressful week. AND LITERALLY WHILE SHES INSIDE ME IM LIKE HOLD UP IMA PASS OJT and then she stops and i started doing the hysterical laughing thing like I do before I start crying and then ended up crying in her arms so listened to the rest of the bone playlist whilst sobbing. Needless to say it killed the vibe for the night. So like was it stress or some kind of wack rear end orgasm??? Both???? Idk help
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Apr 1, 2019 22:17
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CheesyDog posted:r/sex what E: Heliogabalos posted:interesting that you presume women just instinctively and automatically cheat for no reason and any rationale whatsoever is completely condemnable what
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Apr 1, 2019 22:19
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maybe she needs to be a little gentler drat dont make ur bf cry
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Apr 1, 2019 22:20
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CheesyDog posted:anytime you check out a skinny woman with a pixie cut you should also check out another woman with huge cans any time you check out a skinny woman with a pixie cut you should also remember the can-i-speak-to-your-manager haircut is the same thing just with different product styling to bring the bangs down the face more
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Apr 1, 2019 22:21
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D appt means Dick Appointment now. It has been decided.
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Apr 1, 2019 22:23
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FAUXTON posted:any time you check out a skinny woman with a pixie cut you should also remember the can-i-speak-to-your-manager haircut is the same thing just with different product styling to bring the bangs down the face more look once you have a D Appt there's no backing out
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Apr 1, 2019 22:24
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Beachcomber posted:D appt means Dick Appointment now. It has been decided. Was the gf wearing a strap-on? Was OP a man?
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Apr 1, 2019 22:27
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My brain automatically assumed they were both chicks but I am willing to admit I might be wrong.
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Apr 1, 2019 22:34
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:hey, does anyone remember that post by a girlfriend or wife who had discovered her husband's bachelor attic? something about using old shirts as jerkrags, and they had fused to the floor (maybe caused water damage)? maybe pissjars too. i reread that ooooold martin random houseshare story a couple days ago and i've been trying to find that story Yeah I think I remember this one. I feel like they were Gatorade bottles. I'll do a quick search. E: vv ugh it's worse than I remember. Although I love that he says it's not what it looks like. DeadMansSuspenders fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 1, 2019 |
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Apr 1, 2019 22:36
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A classic My wife [33/f] found my [37/m] "pee bottles" and "cum shirts" in the attic and I swear to god there really is a good explanation but she refuses to speak a single word with me. This is the quintessential case of it's not what it looks like. quote:TL;DR: A minor medical condition causes me to pee a lot and using bottles made since, since it was IMPOSSIBLE to leave my work from home desk sometimes and wife found them. Cum shirts didn't help.
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Apr 1, 2019 22:38
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kimbo305 posted:Was the gf wearing a strap-on? Was OP a man? Those were both my assumption. I just like Dick Appointment as a reverse euphemism for "date".
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Apr 1, 2019 22:39
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YaketySass posted:It turns out she's a time-traveler and every single one of her children will need this exact set of DNA in the coming apocalypse. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Fun fact: sperm fight inside the vaginal canal. By loving a lot of dudes she's gaining the best possible chance of strong sperm winning out and combining with the ova to produce physically powerful and spiritually dominant children. The strongest sperm eats the weaker ones over a period of days, selectively gaining the best traits and discarding the worse ones. If there is too much, however, the sperm can eventually eat the woman and take on her strength and form. This is the origin of hetero men's fears of women and slut shaming, as these now super sperm masquerading women as would absorb weaker men's whole essence.
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Apr 1, 2019 22:39
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CheesyDog posted:r/sex I accidentally read the title as “Dr appt.” So, I mean, I went into it with weird expectations. As short as it was, I was still wondering when the doctor was going to appear in the narrative straight through the end.
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burial posted:I accidentally read the title as “Dr appt.” So, I mean, I went into it with weird expectations. As short as it was, I was still wondering when the doctor was going to appear in the narrative straight through the end. Doctor, Doctor, Gimme the news I got a bad case Of lovin' you!
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Apr 1, 2019 22:42
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GruntyThrst posted:As someone who tested pretty well and really hosed up my life by being a huge shut-in video game nerd from the beginning of middle school onward I actually support the father in setting screen time limits. But he has to work it out with the kid so they think it's fair otherwise they're just going to find ways to work around it. A lot of schools don’t care about the third and newest portion of the SAT for some reason, so some people still use the old grading method out of 1600. I know I did. I got almost exactly the same ACT/SAT scores so this makes more sense, as otherwise it means he bombed the SAT pretty hard rather than just did not quite as the ACT score.
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Apr 1, 2019 22:46
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kimbo305 posted:Was the gf wearing a strap-on? Was OP a man?
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TheScott2K posted:r/Parenting gives us a part-time dad who won't let the fact that his kid is crushing it get in the way of imposing arbitrary horseshit. This kid is already lost. Crushing standardized tests will give them an ego the size of the planet and the internet will hook them on Chris Ray gun and pewdiepie, the eminent philosophers of this generation. Then they'll move on to Jordan Peterson, the lobster king of incels. Sorry, buddy, just disown the kid. It's too late.
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Apr 1, 2019 22:51
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Pinecone Sample posted:A classic Even in this guy's version of events, he's repulsive. Goddamn. Can you imagine what that office smells like?
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Apr 1, 2019 22:52
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Odd posted:Wait what? About the SATs? I only took it once, back in 1999, and got a 1450 (i think it was max 1600 back then too) with no prep and my parents said that was bullshit, i could do better, blah blah blah so i joined the military to get them to shut up about retaking it so i could get into college. I was under the impression that under 1500 was, like, full blown moron and that EVERYONE got between 1500 and 1600 The SAT you took (prior to the written essay component bring added) was designed and continuously adjusted so that the average score every year was close to 1000. 1500 on the 1600 scale is the 99th percentile or better. If you took the later version of the SAT with the essay component, which is scored out of 2400, then 1450 is about the 39th percentile (dumber than most).
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Apr 1, 2019 22:58
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Spends all weekend on YouTube and Twitter? He'd be doing him a favor by striking the boy's eyes out
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Apr 1, 2019 23:14
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an upper middle class professional posted:On top of this, I would occasionally (maybe like once every few months) masturbate and use an extra dress shirt from my closet to clean up. Again, using same logic, I just threw them up in the attic with the intentions of removing them. Probably about 40 up there right now. I have so many questions.
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Apr 1, 2019 23:22
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who the gently caress owns that many shirts
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Apr 1, 2019 23:30
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Pinecone Sample posted:My wife [33/f] found my [37/m] "pee bottles" and "cum shirts" in the attic and I swear to god there really is a good explanation but she refuses to speak a single word with me. This is the quintessential case of it's not what it looks like. Him: This is the quintessential case of it's not what it looks like. Narrator: It was exactly what it looks like.
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Apr 1, 2019 23:49
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I like how his wife just Pete'd out of there, no loving post on reddit about "how do I deal with this." Just straight nuke it from orbit, no looking back.
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Apr 1, 2019 23:51
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Pinecone Sample posted:A classic  This guy is hosed in the head
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Apr 1, 2019 23:57
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Vim Fuego posted:I like how his wife just Pete'd out of there, no loving post on reddit about "how do I deal with this." Just straight nuke it from orbit, no looking back. i'm from buenos aired and i say kill em all
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Apr 1, 2019 23:59
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My favorite part is how he casually drops the numbers, like "yeah I've only got a few hundred bottles of piss and a few dozen dress shirts soaked in jizz, that's not even that many"
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WIBTA if I told my bridesmaid to cover her tattoo? OF COURSE you will, how can you even... quote:I'm getting married this year, and my fiance and I are super excited. I got all the big ticket items paid for and ready to go, and all my girls have their dresses and will look phenomenal in them. Everything was going great until my one bridesmaid posted a picture of her newest tattoo...and now I am slightly mortified that it could end up in my wedding photos. HAHAHAHAHA quote:I took your advice and immediately reached out to my photographers, showed them, and they said that they're going to pose her differently and edit the phallic image off her arm for the final photos. If she asks why it was edited out in the final photos, I'll then explain to her why. Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Apr 2, 2019 |
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SalTheBard posted:
Checked his post history, dudes either a troll or exactly the type of person you'd think he would be based on this post.  Other highlights include a complete lack of comprehension of how to actually not piss in bottles and cum in shirts. Telling a woman in r/TwoXChromosomes that her sexual assault was bullshit and calling her a cow. Also calling someone in /r/science a bag of dicks and a human being.
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Vim Fuego posted:I like how his wife just Pete'd out of there, no loving post on reddit about "how do I deal with this." Just straight nuke it from orbit, no looking back. The Property Brothers would nuke that hellhole from orbit. It's the only way.Condemning the place is simply not good enough.
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I was half expecting the ceiling to give out and have hundreds of piss bottles rain down when the wife was having tea with her friends or something.
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Panfilo posted:I was half expecting the ceiling to give out and have hundreds of piss bottles rain down when the wife was having tea with her friends or something. i think a lot of what i was remembering was the discussion in this thread lol, people speculating about how mold, weight, etc
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