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nerd plus rage posted:I'm thinking Bryan Cranston to play the dad, maybe Ryan Reynolds for the main character and Daniel Radcliffe for the boyfriend. The next summer comedy blockbuster is here! I have a conspiracy theory that most of the posts in that sub-reddit are created by an AI. An AI created by out of work sit com writers.
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maskenfreiheit posted:(USA, CA) Sent our son to child psychologist to address gaming addiction. Instead, psychologist has been playing video games online with our son outside of scheduled sessions and encouraging him to pursue a career as a "professional gamer" (self.legaladvice) Stockholm syndrome.
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Nov 4, 2017 05:29
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Haifisch posted:The dramatic reveal: I thought it was going to be a cat watching a neighboring cat.
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Nov 8, 2017 04:26
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fruit on the bottom posted:Nothing illegal about it, though it’s certainly considered shameful. A teacha talkin' about he toilet... a shameful teacha
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Nov 8, 2017 04:34
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [25F] husband [25M] claims to have been a Marine who served and was wounded in Afghanistan, yet has no proof and I cannot ask his family because “it was the worst thing he could have done to them by joining”. How can I truly find out? I'm pretty sure the Marines don't have medics. They use Navy corpsmen for that role.
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Nov 17, 2017 18:53
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Ham Sandwiches posted:I love the "international travel to see an ex" stories they're just great Someone needs to introduce this guy to Pete.
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Nov 30, 2017 02:09
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Admiral Ray posted:You dump him and find someone else. Your BF gave you what his priorities are, and they aren't yours. Find someone else. Yeah, sounds like he's not willing to abandon his brother to a home. My brother is slightly disabled, so I get his view. If she's not down with it, it's time for a serious re-evaluation, or just move on.
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Nov 30, 2017 02:38
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Pick posted:Physically or mentally? I think it's easy for people to underestimate the effects of dealing with an aged person with a mental handicap, otoh if I had a sibling with cerebral palsy or something where the effects were only physical I think I'd try longer because god drat are people cruel about it and when the person is totally capable of understanding how cruel everyone is, it's double cruel. supercruel. For their situation, that's an unknown. Personally, I have a cousin that is mentally retarded, and my aunt and uncle cared for her until they were no longer capable (uncle is dead, aunt needs to move into a home herself). In hindsight, they were happy and well adjusted, so it likely takes acceptance from the start to make it a life you'd be satisfied with.
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Nov 30, 2017 03:00
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Pick posted:I have worked with a couple mildly mentally retarded people (one works at a soup kitchen I helped at before I moved) and if other people weren't abusive assholes she'd be totally fine on her own as a member of a society that had any compassion for other people ! Yep, that's my brother. He has a low IQ, but is only on the low end of average, and was put into special ed classes because of his temperament. He was bullied badly, and he now deals with depression and can't deal with any social interaction. He's gone to a few trade schools (plumbing, autobody work, culinary school) and completed the course, but every time he'd get a job, he was too awkward to fit in.
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Nov 30, 2017 03:47
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La Brea Carpet posted:Pull up thread, pull up Could just be a pisser. Seems like semen would turn it into a sheet of plywood after that time frame, that is if the cumbox or cumsock or cumtowel seen in other threads is an indicator. No mushrooms growing out of it is a positive sign.
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Nov 30, 2017 04:45
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Wait,quote:The pillow inside was GREEN. was it an anime pillow?
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Nov 30, 2017 04:51
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Palpek posted:My [20 F] boyfriend [23 M] of 2.5 years claims I'm going "hyperspeed" on life and it's unfair. Jeez. These idiots who take their girlfriend's success as a personal insult rather than thinking "Awesome, I'm dating a girl who has her poo poo together"...
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Dec 14, 2017 16:56
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Palpek posted:I [25M] want to see my exgf [22f] of 3 years getting hosed by the guy [22M] she left me for Here's my thought: She was right to leave you. Lucid Nonsense fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jan 19, 2018 |
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girl pants posted:there's probably a reason why she broke up with him that she now cannot remember because she misses him. i hope they don't get back together. But then we won't get the inevitable "Got my husband back and now I want to leave again" post.
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Chomp8645 posted:The woman is a worthless parasite and the man is the kind of idiot who abides a worthless parasite because he wants a (lazy) bang maid and has no other use for his money. My guess is that she's starting to think how nice it would be to have the house to herself with alimony to support herself. Then she wouldn't feel "dependant".
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Mar 1, 2018 19:45
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Blade Runner posted:My [25f] fiancee [27m] of 3 yrs and I are vegan, or so I thought. Caught him eating animal products, he won't own up to it and I'm not sure what to do here. How hot is this vegan chick that a meat eater would live a lie just to get with her?
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Mar 13, 2018 22:00
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [24F] in-laws [60MF] feel very offended about our recent wedding, and clearly dislike me. They are coming over to express their grievances tomorrow. How should I handle myself during this confrontation? I'm way behind in this thread. Did anyone point out that Festivus is the proper time for The Airing of Grievances?
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Apr 18, 2018 16:42
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [27F] husband’s [30M] pants ride down and show his butt crack... often. Ways to discreetly let him know? Give him a wet willy every right down the coin slot every time you see it.
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May 2, 2018 21:11
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LooksLikeABabyRat posted:I say my parents and boyfriend down to have a long and much needed talk. Dad: Well, look who finally decided to grow a pair.
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Jun 29, 2018 18:15
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I'm a salty old dude, and that guy is a moron. No way in hell that I'd want a 27 year old moving in with me. I dated a woman 10 years younger and the maturity difference was obvious (or maybe she was just immature for a 36 year old).
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Oct 17, 2018 20:28
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Captain Yossarian posted:Getting a dog on a loving loan? Jesus Christ I wonder why they have bad credit?
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Oct 23, 2018 16:18
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Baronjutter posted:I love how the guy who drugged his co-worker went with the angle that "technically you were high at work so it's YOU who would be fired" attempt at blackmail. I was just traveling with a friend when he got a call from the woman who was checking on his cat for him. Seems she had eaten a few cookies she'd found in his fridge and was starting to feel weird. We hadn't even tried them yet, but the guy who made them said 'they're pretty potent'. The cat sitter had a bad night hallucinating and vomiting, but at least she won't eat anything else at my buddy's house anymore. Eating potent edibles when you're not expecting it really sucks.
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Nov 6, 2018 22:02
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Here's a doozy with a happy(ish) ending. This seems like bullshit to me. Murder trials don't get moved up by several months like that.
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Nov 13, 2018 21:03
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA if i don't share my stash with my long term gf? Holy poo poo. "an ounce every other week" If you smoke half an ounce every week and and can't share, you have Dave Chappel crackhead levels of weed addiction. I don't even know how a person can get through that much ingesting it on their own. I know weed isn't addictive, but the only time I've gone through more than a quarter ounce in a week is when I shared at a music festival, and I was high as gently caress the whole time.
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Jan 31, 2019 04:22
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Sunswipe posted:Is that flaccid or full attack mode? It's not 1.25 inches all the time, it's only 1.25 inches when it's party time.
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Feb 7, 2019 21:53
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Waterbed Wendy posted:"We did not shower or anything like that." "We did not do anything standing up so please don't think we were doing something sinful like dancing."
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Feb 14, 2019 17:17
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gently caress Your Website posted:Def gonna need a pic of that tat And the husband never asked why she has a tattoo of a 10" dick on her body. Does she also have the 'Boner Garage' tattoo on her stomach with an arrow pointing down? Maybe a big back piece that says 'Cum SLUT'. Do some guys see a penis tattooed on a woman and not understand she's likely had a non-conservative lifestyle?
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Mar 4, 2019 23:48
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Smirking_Serpent posted:White boyfriend (25m) uses the N word. I (24f) am fed up with it. I beg to differ.
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Incoherence posted:I'm not usually caught up with this thread, so here's a guess-the-hobby post. Sounds to me like they're just growing apart. If neither has an interest in rekindling things, it's either dead or they grow old and resentful together.
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therobit posted:"Just growing apart" is what happens when you are lazy and complacent about your marriage and your partner. On the course of a lifetime together people are going to grow and change. You can either do it together and intentionally or do it separately and potentially find yourself lying next to someone you don't recognize anymore in 20 years. That's true enough.
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MightyJoe36 posted:I'm old, but doesn't "mansplaining" mean being condescending to a woman because you think she's dumb or something? It's a man explaining something to a woman that she already knows. Like there was a guy on Twitter telling a woman what the difference between a vulva and vagina is, and the woman was a gynecologist (the conversation went on for several days and he kept doubling down on being wrong). E: fb
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Sunswipe posted:Something Awful variation on Godwin's Law: as a thread grows longer, the probability of it turning to discuss transgender porn stars approaches 1. Only took 2,429 pages over here - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3751104&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2429.
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CheesyDog posted:r/AmItheAsshole I put this one on my AR15 unironically. Haven't killed any fascists, so I guess it's false advertising for the time being.
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DemoneeHo posted:I (32M) don't know how to talk to my girlfriend (35F) parents now after what happened after dog ate condom. "I dispose of the condom in the proper fashion, taking the wrapper and condom and stuffing it into a Chipotle bag" Apparently, I haven't been doing it properly all these years.
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Apr 16, 2019 21:08
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Blade Runner posted:What is actually going on here Yeah, either the groom and father set some arbitrary boundary and got really uptight about it, or the dude has a history of broken relationships and they didn't want him to gently caress up things with the new in-laws. Keep in mind who's telling the story and could be leaving out important details. With the info provided, seems like he did nothing wrong. If he's not disclosing that his family has been dealing with angry and hurt women since he started dating...
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I don't even know where the key to my front door is at the moment. The last time I had to track it down was when I was out of town and my pet sitter locked up when they left. But I do have a dog with a pretty mean bark, so that's my security system.
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chitoryu12 posted:Man, today is just a day for going down the front page. I moved in with a girlfriend a long time ago and we each set up our own bedroom. Worked out pretty well because she'd just go to her bed instead of waking me up when I farted too much in my sleep. Basically, my room was 'our room', and her room was where she could leave clothes scattered around and occasionally get away from my noxious rear end.
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Pinecone Sample posted:Good for her, but doesn't that make your mini-fridge shredded cheese 'our mini-fridge shredded cheese' then? I wish. She had a degree in nutrition, so I couldn't even have processed cheese or thick sliced bologna in the fridge. That was probably the healthiest period in my life dietarily.
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hawowanlawow posted:angry guy might have a tumor I was wondering if there was a CTE either just before this behavior started, or in the first fight.
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