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Pick posted:reposting this one 'cause i love it "I feel like I'm 20, I'm not ready to be 22 abloobloobloo" wtf loooool
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/r/relationships: No part of your dog feels like my arm.
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WampaLord posted:I dunno, the greying hair thing shows that on some level he is not happy. What lol. People in my family get grey hairs at 16. It's just weird genetics. One of my friends got em when she was eleven. Poor thing was Mormon and her parents wouldn't let her dye it. Scathach fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Aug 6, 2017 |
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Aug 6, 2017 09:26
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Okay so back to the service animal thing-- there are two classifications. One is "service animal" which means the dog is trained by an agency for a couple years and usually made for a specific disorder. This includes dogs that are trained to comfort autistic people, lead the blind, etc. They're well-behaved and calm or they aren't certified. The second group are "emotional support animals." They don't have to be trained and are usually already someone's pet beforehand. Basically any dog can be an ESA as long as someone pays for the paperwork. They're usually certified so that their person, often someone with severe anxiety or depression, can take them out in public and get the benefits of having a furry pal comforting them. The problem here is that while most of them behave nicely, some people raise dogs like idiots and get their aggressive rear end in a top hat of a beast that pisses all over certified by a few clicks of a mouse. An emotional support animal can be certified as a full service dog if the patient's doctor approves it. It costs about $200. My fiance has an emotional support pit bull that's qualified for being a service animal, due to depression and some other fun poo poo stemming from cancer. It's worth it if someone really needs the animal but the system is way too easy to abuse. There really needs to be some sort of temperament test for ESAs or something so at the very least people aren't getting bitten because Aunt Sally or whoever just has to bring her aggressive rear end in a top hat animal everywhere.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I think a dog should only be an emotional support animal if it is wearing a proper uniform while performing as such. Ours wears a green bowtie, that count? But yeah the state of service animals is completely hosed because of grey areas and stupid people that take advantage of poo poo because they can't bear to leave poor bitey Pooky at home for an hour while they go shopping. Plenty of people that don't actually need a service animal, and that don't have a suitable dog for it, are getting theirs registered. I'm all for temperament testing ESAs so people don't get bitten on airplanes and poo poo. This is the kind of thing that happens when someone gets their unsocialized dog certified: https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/06/05/delta-passenger-bitten-by-emotional-support-dog-at-atlanta-airport.amp.html Scathach fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Sep 27, 2017 |
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Sep 27, 2017 19:51
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I am honestly surprised maremma sheepdog lady didn't try to get it as a service dog.
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My god so many of these people have horrible families. That family that doesn't like their kid's boyfriend because he has diabetes, gently caress them in particular. God.
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I'm going to guess they have one apple pay and it sends reciepts to his phone or whatever, so it dings whenever used. He said he noticed where she was the night before, not that he checked it after she told him what happened. I don't really see much weird about that.
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Pick posted:The pornification of culture is a legitimate problem, as is porn addiction and addiction to dangerous sex acts. It's Sunday shouldn't you be in church
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Why doesn't he just talk to the escort lady first and be like "I have to tell my girlfriend so how do you want to do this?" If the girlfriend is worth being with she won't give a poo poo anyway. E: I missed the part about the girlfriend having an issue with escorts. Might as well dump her and find a better fit.
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abigserve posted:Can you give me an example? Like I can understand not wanting kids at the ceremony (we had a tantrum just before our vows for example but no stress) but the reception? What could you possibly be doing with a huge group of your family and friends that would be inappropriate to have kids around. This is like four pages back, but I think my wedding coming up this summer is a pretty good example. I live on a 40-acre beefalo farm in the forest. There are electric fences all around the outer perimeter, but our place and the pasture we're doing vows in are inside the beefalo area. Generally they stay away from people but I can't count on a kid not running off and trying to pet the aggressive cow hybrids. There's also a deep, fast-moving creek and several very deep beaver lakes on the property. It's a working farm, full of farm equipment, livestock dogs, etc. We also live in a legal state and plan to have pot at our bonfire after the vows. All the kids we know are toddlers. Our wedding just isn't really an environment that's good for kids. If someone happens to take their eyes off an toddler for a few minutes they could get into a lot of trouble.
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Well I mean no one's getting killed or "correctively raped" for being a virgin. There isn't some systematic suppression of people who don't gently caress. Your grandmother asking when you're going to find a boyfriend and have babies isn't equal to the risk of getting murdered. Hell in the US at least, not having sex is seen as something worth praise. E: I think the issue here is that most of the ace people we see here are loudly and angrily claiming that they're just as suppressed as LGBT people. Then you have the demisexuals, which is basically code for slut-shaming. Scathach fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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Genocyber posted:Again, if an ace person is trying to act like they face the exact same troubles and discrimination as someone who is gay or bi then yeah, feel free to poo poo on that person specifically. But that doesn't mean asexuality isn't a sexual minority. Yeah that's basically the issue. All the people we see here on the internets who claim ace/demi/whatever the newest word is are either trying to fight over who has it harder than the gays or seeing who can slut-shame the best. E: my god I can't believe I'm on the Three Olives side here goddamn I still hate you. Scathach fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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girl pants posted:I can't believe there's even discussion about whether or not straight, cisgender people are LGBT (they're not). Being LGBT has nothing to do with how you have sex or how often you have sex, it has everything to do with who you want to have sex or relationships or romance or whatever with. And this is really, really not an issue that I'm comfortable with hearing straight cis people weighing in on at all. But if we don't let all the straight cis virgins in to protect them who will? ...oh. Right. E: anyway we should probably get back to idiot relationships before mods murder us all. Someone post something my god.
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It's almost as if people with good relationships treat each other with care and kindness. Hmmm
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Oh no my husband collects weapons and properly and safely stores them! My kids might one day learn from their responsible father that guns should be in safes and might even learn trigger discipline! The horror.
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Yeah unless the wife is keeping all her likely-sharper kitchen poo poo in a locked cabinet she really can't bitch about his knives and whatnot. Two of her kids are old enough to push a chair to climb on. Impaling yourself accidentally on a handy kitchen knife while you fall off the counter is a lot easier (if still not super likely) than critically harming yourself with some dull Klingon knife that's too heavy to lift.
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Honestly anyone that outright hates animals shouldn't be dated and certainly shouldn't have kids.
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I recently had to teach an ex-roommate that a narwhal is an actual animal, not a Pokemon. He was shocked. I'm glad dude moved out a few months ago because he was stupid as poo poo. He now lives in a car (not his) while buying Armani and Coach and wonders why he can't get a girlfriend. His best friend was some hippie vegetarian that told me that by "eating no meat and thinking about healing" my fiance could get rid of his cancer. Yes, yes this genetic thing that's killed a ton of his ancestors will be cured by eating carrots. Another roommate was from Alabama and had insane ideas about all sorts of stuff. He believed if he didn't drink enough milk he could feel his teeth getting loose. He was excited to hit his future kids and "raise them right." I kicked him out after he attacked the dog (the other roommate and friend were very mad at me for that one.) I guess what I'm saying is gently caress Everett forever. God those people are stupid. Don't gently caress stupid people.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Okay party pooper, sorry you had to find out cats and rabbits can't breed by reading this thread.  As all us smart people know, pictures don't lie and everything on the internet has a grain of truth! See? Vargatron posted:I'm sorry you lived with meth addicts. No meth, at least then they'd have an excuse.
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Surprisingly a large portion of people think cabbits are a thing. "Cabbits for sale" is apparently a common Google search term. What the gently caress. I was pretty I sure "animals can only breed with their own kind" was super common knowledge.
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I feel like "cat+cat=cat and "equine+equine=equine" shouldn't somehow break a brain to make "cat+rabbit=anything." So...did we just conclude "anime makes people stupid"?
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dudeness posted:Maybe they're searching for Cabbits because they want a capybara/rabbit hybrid. Which are 100% real and very cute. Like I need another giant rabbit that takes over my tub and chews the legs off my table. The loving jackalope was enough.
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Then there's the drafthorse-zebra, which is just loving adorable and hopefully less easy to spook than most zebroids. 
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Well it does look like a filly but isn't that name kinda old-fashined for such a cute new dzorse?
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Sever with rear end in a top hat mother and idiot boyfriend immediately. God.
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I feel for him. He raised them, he isn't obligated to be in their lives past 18 (or to ever be in their lives past monetary support.) It might hurt them a little but hopefully they'll have compassion for him and just tell their own kids gramps is dead so he can have a peaceful retirement. Like, poor dude. Society forced you into poo poo you didn't want and now you just want to be a hermit. Scathach fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Dec 16, 2017 |
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It honestly seems like they probably don't even know. I mean not loving your kids isn't rare or some sin or anything, and he provided for them and whatnot. I still feel bad for him.
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Pick posted:"I love you guys but seeing you is so painful, it reminds me of my dead wife, who I also definitely loved. please call no more than twice a year, it's more than my poor loving heart can bear. bye." Well drat. There we go. Can we put this guy on the list of best weird poo poo this thread has seen now?
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Holy poo poo. Quick, defenestrate that man!
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Pick posted:That’s not how epigenetics work you absolute piece of poo poo. I like this post. gently caress that guy, sever his stupid $200/hr head. NEXT!
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fruit on the bottom posted:I feel weird saying that because these are real people who have existed for almost twenty years now and it feels harsh to say that things would have been better if they didn’t exist and also I think that would probably not help things at this point. I fully believe my mom's life would have been better if she'd had an abortion. I mean, she loves the hell out of me and has been the most wonderful mom anyone could have asked for, but if she hadn't been brought up strict Catholic and had been given options she would have had an easier life. She certainly wouldn't have stayed with my abusive dad so long, or gotten married at all, and would have had way more time and money for herself and artwork.
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Oh no, a dildo and a vagina, no woman has ever seen a set of those and certainly not in such close proximity to one another! Like, dude totally has a profitable court date coming up but also sounds insufferable.
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Truth. I just feel like he's trying to use it like the women were somehow being harmed and thus his complaint would be more important. Not that his complaint isn't completely legitimate alone.
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new phone who dis posted:I was seeing a girl who decided that shaving her head bald was her new look. She asked me what I thought and I told her that people were either going to think she had cancer or was a lunatic. Wow, that's the stupidest thing I've heard in a while. Well hey at least you admit you were insulting her to pressure her into changing herself for you. You sound like quite the catch for a doormat. She's lucky she dodged that bullet. Jesus.
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I'm a spinner and going to second that. Basically fluff just has to have long enough fibers. You can spin rabbit, too.
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Trauma Dog 3000 posted:if I had a very large spinning wheel, would I be able to spin large numbers of people into yarn? You would have to either shred them into bits that stuck together, or convince them to hold hands while you spund them. Finding an appropriate bobbin would also be an issue.
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