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Barudak posted:He should also get his shrinking dick looked at. imagine being emasculated so hard that your boner withers away
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does the lunk alarm apply to people curling in the squat rack because those people are the worst
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Mar 6, 2019 23:21
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He should start insisting his wife call him daddy in bed now to soften the blow later.
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Mar 8, 2019 01:32
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I buy $4000 watches so I can dive to 150 fathoms. Can your handbag do that?? Well, yes, I am scared of the deep end of the pool. Wait where are you going? Come back here.
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I'm willing to bite the bullet here and jump right into her strong, comforting arms.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for taking bets at a wedding as to what year the couple would divorce? (not as bad as it sounds...I hope!) i will give you this gift of justice on this, the day of my daughters wedding *punches OP squarely in the nards*
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Mar 11, 2019 21:10
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to bring together the two threads going here about height and penis size i believe that short dudes who are insecure about their height are only insecure because they also have short penises. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Mar 12, 2019 21:22
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i was 5'11" before i crushed my leg and ended up 5'7" which i would think is way worse than being naturally short because while not tall i was at least able to reach things on the top shelf for a long time.
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Mar 12, 2019 21:28
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cumshitter posted:Jehovah's Witness? That's also against the rules. I think they either give them EPO or they just die from bleeding to death.
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pro-life christian value witch mom
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Mar 14, 2019 01:47
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this part is kind of importantquote:it’s stage 3 bordering on stage 4 stage 3 cancer means the cancer has spread to surrounding tissues. stage 4 means the cancer has spread to other parts of the body. if he had the surgery today theres still a good chance the cancer wont be completely gone.
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Mar 14, 2019 03:51
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Sunswipe posted:I didn't think I had an ideal fantasy woman, but then if you squirt your tiddy at me one more time i swear im gonna post on reddit THATS IT
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Mar 14, 2019 18:56
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Midnight Voyager posted:YES HOLY GODDAMN Not only an rear end in a top hat, but also a two-faced piece of poo poo friend.
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Mar 14, 2019 22:45
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CheesyDog posted:probably fake porn but I don't care because "I lied to my gf about my johnson magnitude" should be the new thread title hell yeah! sword fight!!!
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Mar 15, 2019 01:55
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It's ok. Sam and Dean Winchester aren't actually brothers in real life. e: Piell posted:It says it's about famous people in the tldr, so 99% chance it's about the brothers from Supernatural. gently caress
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Mar 16, 2019 04:07
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's totally a generational thing. I saw Fleetwood Mac this past October in Chicago and this idiot older lady in front of us was loud and angry at my girlfriend because she was cheering, clapping along loudly, and occasionally standing during her favorite songs. Ironically, another older hippie-ish woman sitting in our row was very enthusiastically having a good time too and this same dumbass lady said nothing to her ever. I understand that plenty of concert goers prefer a quiet experience, but some people really fuckin suck!! sitting in a chair through an entire live performance sounds terrible. this is why i go to shows where my only fear is possibly being trampled.
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Mar 16, 2019 22:40
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Biplane posted:5 or so years ago I was ordering tickets for a nine inch nails show with my ex. She asked me «so do you want to... mosh it up?» I looked at her, she looked at me, we both broke out in laughter because we’re adults and ordered prime balcony seats ive been considering doing that too next time. i like being in the crowd though because its like a tiny escape from being old until the next day when my body hurts from jumping up and down for four hours nonstop.
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best concert I’ve ever been to.
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the only way to torpedo your marriage as fast as asking your spouse to open the relationship is for you to tattoo their name on your body
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Mar 17, 2019 04:34
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my ex wife still has my name on her butt and when i think about it i lol everytime
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Mar 17, 2019 05:31
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Vim Fuego posted:AITA for pretending to be an "Appletarian" (eating only apple derived foods/drinks) for 3 weeks as a prank, causing my friends to have an intervention for me? im picturing this guy as George Costanza in my head and I won’t hear otherwise
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Mar 17, 2019 10:51
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what kinda poo poo is this??Smirking_Serpent posted:His reasoning for this is because he doesn't "want his family's name ruined" over a girl, referring to his family's strong background within the military and line of ancestry. i thought lebensborn ended 70 years ago
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Power Khan posted:falling asleep after asking me for a grilled cheese sandwich with cut up hot dogs in it and asking if we could watch a movie 
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Mar 18, 2019 23:23
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all the weed edibles ive ever had tasted and smelled like weed. like sugar helps but they still taste very much like bong resin with a splash of pineapple.
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Mar 19, 2019 07:50
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:Yikes. How hosed up do you have to be that you're considered socially inept relative to other engineers? the only cool engineer ive ever worked with was an old man who was basically the real life incarnation of mr magoo. that guy owned.
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Mar 19, 2019 19:50
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Anony Mouse posted:No way, the wife is the weird one here. Who the hell insists that their partner must sleep in their bed in their designated spot and forbids them from sleeping literally anywhere else ever? She is just as weird if not weirder for not switching spots as he is for wanting to. if my wife tried to sleep on my side of the bed i would tombstone her straight into the earth
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Mar 20, 2019 10:10
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pretty clearly the dude said he was ready to sex and he just didnt like the way her vagina tasted. she should eat more fruit.
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Mar 20, 2019 23:45
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you can gently caress my wife but dont you dare touch my cheese
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Mar 22, 2019 04:45
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he can avoid dirty hands touching his cheese by buying the cheese you squirt directly into your gullet
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Mar 22, 2019 05:21
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first its a little smooch after a blowjob then the next thing you know youre sucking every dick that comes along. gotta nip that thing in the bud.
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Mar 22, 2019 11:10
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Clark Nova posted:He should break it off if she doesn't actually eat his rear end for fetching lemonade milk milk lemonade around the corner eat my rear end
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Mar 23, 2019 05:05
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yeah please dont derail the thread before we find out if leaning your head back and dumping fistfuls of shredded cheese into your mouth is gross or not.
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Mar 23, 2019 09:05
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my dick is not small and weird. have you considered that vaginas are basically just venus fly traps secreting acidicenzymes and slowly dissolving weiners and absorbing their nutrients? think about it.
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Mar 24, 2019 00:20
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So this is like a cosplay mannequin or something and not a weird sex thing right? Right?
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Mar 24, 2019 02:09
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Midnight Voyager posted:Boy, those nurses over in the nursing thread will be happy to know that their debilitating physical injuries from being on the job don't exist. Yeah pretty much. I started off as a laborer in construction before working my way through and finally becoming an operator. I would rather dig ditches than be a nurse. On top of the physical part they deal with a lot of patients that are just outright hostile and nasty. If you're ever hospitalized please be nice to them.
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Motronic posted:SV security gig is gonna be $200k in the bay area. Welder buddy is making nearly 75% of that in semi rural PA. Guess which one has more local buying power and a better quality of life? does he work on a pipeline by chance?
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Mar 24, 2019 23:52
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i would kill for a girlfriend to make me big lasagna
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Mar 28, 2019 07:58
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13Pandora13 posted:It's not just that, he immediately accused her of paedophilia/being sick when she said she wasn't comfortable looking at a picture of a six year old during sex, which is the most im wondering if the person who blurts out "go jack off to a picture of your recently deceased six year old brother" is as reliable a narrator as we are assuming they are
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areyoucontagious posted:Honestly if she admitted to blurting that out, I’d say it goes towards her being reliable. I wouldn’t admit saying that we’re it me doing the posting. thats fair
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Mar 30, 2019 22:01
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who do we get to blame for everyone pulling these really dumb pranks on their friends and partners? is it youtubers or the office or what? likes pranks when i was a kid were lol he fell asleep with his shoes on so we drew a penis on his face. now its like i told my SO i cheated on them with their best friend or i switched my girlfriends insulin with kerosene or something really really stupid.
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blugu64 posted:It’s the documentation of it all that’s weird. Like it’s a half step above keeping an excel spreadsheet or something. when i was a teenager girls kept their notes about boys in their diary
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