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Poor guy couldn't even get a blowjob while she was out for over a year sucking robs big ole dick gently caress why would she think for a SECOND that he would entertain getting back with her he must be loving ugly or something i guess
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Nov 9, 2016 02:25
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Well if Rob is that handsome then the chocolate man should have thrown down into that 3F + 2M pile (Correct ratio to ensure chance of balls touching is low enough to be deemed an acceptable risk)
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Nov 9, 2016 02:36
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That lady seems loving crazy
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Nov 10, 2016 22:31
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The best titties to gently caress are not the best ones to look at. Choose one.
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Nov 21, 2016 21:24
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Chichevache posted:If you're not going to post the image can you at least link the page? yeah enough of the blue balls here post the pic nerd
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Nov 22, 2016 23:28
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gently caress for $8000 a month i'd shove tampons up my nose and let someone smash my face in
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Nov 23, 2016 23:02
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Virginity isn't a physical quality anyways. If she's a sexually active person, she isn't a virgin. Period. It has nothing to do with whether or not a man penetrated her, regardless of her hilarious (and homophobic) opinions on the matter. Surely in this age of enlightenment it's her choice whether she's a virgin or not. Evidence and past cultural norms be dammed, she says she is, so she is.
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Nov 24, 2016 02:23
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Someone post one where the chick cheats on the guy and the guy slowly builds up evidence till he busts her in a satisfying way
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Nov 24, 2016 22:36
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I like to imagine my GF cheating on me and allow myself to get all worked up and super emo then when I see her i'm like oh yeah that was all in my head
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Nov 24, 2016 22:37
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Is it normal in some places to not shower or wash at least once a day? I mean if I was living in the tropics and swimming in the sea every day anyway, sure, but like, in a first world country? No wonder she loving stinks you idiot.
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Nov 29, 2016 00:55
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6/10 - semi chub
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Nov 29, 2016 03:37
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also you poor buggers with stinky rear end in a top hat owning partners should try scented lube
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Nov 29, 2016 03:41
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Time to get freaky have sex with the aunt take the millions share with the trans peep and live a life of hedonistic semi incestuous heaven.
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Nov 29, 2016 22:50
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http://www.diversestockphotos.com/p243315807/h27e31d68#h27e31d68 are they fat because they don't know how tape measures work? makes sense to me, thanks diversestockphotos for opening my eyes to the learning difficulties the obese face!
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Dec 1, 2016 00:58
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ya know how if you drink or eat enough pineapple your jizz tastes like pineapple does the same apply to chipotle ?
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Dec 1, 2016 02:45
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lena
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Dec 1, 2016 03:22
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So I start to walk away as she goes into the pub to the bathroom, and I hear the guy say "Hey" behind me. I swear he had the biggest poo poo eating grin all over his fukking face. He said to me "Mate, you're a better guy than I am. If I had a lady like that I wouldn't let anyone else touch her. Lucky for me you guys have this open thing going on". He said it like he was pretending to be friendly, but obviously it was a dig because he could tell I wasn't happy right then. I just nodded and walked off. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAAAAA
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Dec 6, 2016 03:38
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Why don't these open relationship idiots just suggest going to a motel two towns over and banging a hooker to pieces?
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Dec 6, 2016 03:41
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But he also says he's the most senior employee in the fraud department and everyone looks up to him and respects him ... but not enough to get the manager position himself?
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Dec 6, 2016 21:29
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Sorry guys I failed in my basic duty to READ THE drat THREAD He should undermine her authority at work and submit to pegging at home and see how that works out
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Dec 6, 2016 21:35
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yeah either that or he was keen as and she wasn't so keen so rather than shooting him down she propped up one leg and cranked oprah while the deed was being done not a bad deal really
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Dec 6, 2016 22:11
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just flick her bean for 10 mins and get the loving job done you cretin
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Dec 6, 2016 22:55
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yeah whenever i've had a difficult partner it hasn't been physical it's been mental so you gotta trick the girl into liking what you're doing to her is what i'm saying
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Dec 6, 2016 23:24
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If my GF made a rude remark about my skidded grundies i'd fly off the handle and rummage through the dirty washing trying to find something, anything that will prove that she is also disgusting (like any normal man would)
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Dec 7, 2016 02:22
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why is that a free pass tho? like I could say something cute about ole unkle terd man who visits my lowers and deposits a little brown present for me every couple of days still gross
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Dec 7, 2016 02:35
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drat I am legitimately disappointed that I didn't get trolled at the end of that feel good story. something about right at the end she goes 'I don't know how to tell you this but i'm married already to an ocker called baz'
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Dec 8, 2016 00:48
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pilonidal cyst (don't google)
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Dec 8, 2016 01:02
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I think the 'no depressing stories' ban should be lifted because at the end of the day these are written by redditors who are not real people just hollow shells
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Dec 8, 2016 03:39
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No its because the Japanese are terrified of each other
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Dec 8, 2016 06:27
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maybe she just wants something to crush while her spirits are being slowly pressure cooked in that tiny little bedroom with the pc fan whirring, lights off - blank stare on your lovers face
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Dec 8, 2016 08:04
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baked jizz and weed
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Dec 8, 2016 08:07
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I mean if she's now got a decent job on the back of her own hard work paying for herself through education then perhaps this is a moral roadblock that she needs to get over it's 20,000 who cares (assuming she actually did get an ok job) she can move on, leave the ball in his court to make amends murder him or whatever that's cool too
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Dec 9, 2016 08:53
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murder him
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Dec 9, 2016 09:02
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I went for an STI check once and the lady was loving hot so I got a bit turned on and she flicked the end of my dock with her finger and shut me down pretty quick so maybe she could try that
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Dec 12, 2016 23:33
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Hey buddy you mum's sister is a real bitch so we're gonna have christmas at mcdonalds instead yayyyy!!!
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Dec 13, 2016 23:34
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scrubs season six posted:I didn't say they were the same temperature, did I? The difference between a record high in Phoenix and the inside of a big green egg should be more than 57 degrees. The difference between "better being a jacket" and "it's kinda hot out" should be more than 10 degrees. Water should freeze at zero and turn to steam at 100 any other measurement scale else is literally retarded and makes you retarded by proxy.
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Dec 14, 2016 00:14
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Take his RAM outta his PC and hide that poo poo and keep doing that until he runs out of money
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Dec 14, 2016 01:36
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It's because he knows his crappy 'breakfast in bed' christmas gift is gonna look poo poo in comparison.
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Dec 14, 2016 03:09
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Just piss straight up in the air in the shower and if pee gets on her it's her own fault
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Dec 22, 2016 01:04
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